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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
by JANE AUSTEN
Originally written in 1813.
Pride And Prejudice
A Novel in Three Volumes
by the Author of "Sense and Sensibility"
Jane Austen
1813
<VOLUME I>
<CHAPTER I (1)>
IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in
possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be
on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well
fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is
considered as the rightful property of some one or other of
their daughters.
"My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you
heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?"
Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.
"But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long has just been here,
and she told me all about it."
Mr. Bennet made no answer.
"Do not you want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife
impatiently.
"_You_ want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it."
This was invitation enough.
"Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield
is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of
England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to
see the place, and was so much delighted with it that he agreed
with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession
before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the
house by the end of next week."
"What is his name?"
"Bingley."
"Is he married or single?"
"Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large
fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for
our girls!"
"How so? how can it affect them?"
"My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so
tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying
one of them."
"Is that his design in settling here?"
"Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely
that he _may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you
must visit him as soon as he comes."
"I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or
you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still
better; for, as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley
might like you the best of the party."
"My dear, you flatter me. I certainly _have_ had my share of
beauty, but I do not pretend to be any thing extraordinary now.
When a woman has five grown up daughters, she ought to give
over thinking of her own beauty."
"In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of."
"But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he
comes into the neighbourhood."
"It is more than I engage for, I assure you."
"But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment
it would be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are
determined to go, merely on that account, for in general, you
know they visit no new comers. Indeed you must go, for it will
be impossible for us to visit him, if you do not."
"You are over-scrupulous, surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will
be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to
assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying which ever he
chuses of the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my
little Lizzy."
"I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better
than the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as
Jane, nor half so good humoured as Lydia. But you are always
giving _her_ the preference."
"They have none of them much to recommend them," replied he;
"they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy
has something more of quickness than her sisters."
"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such way?
You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my
poor nerves."
"You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your
nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention
them with consideration these twenty years at least."
"Ah! you do not know what I suffer."
"But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young
men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood."
"It will be no use to us if twenty such should come, since you
will not visit them."
"Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty I will
visit them all."
Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic
humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three
and twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife
understand his character. _Her_ mind was less difficult to
develope. She was a woman of mean understanding, little
information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented,
she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to
get her daughters married; its solace was visiting and news.
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<CHAPTER II (2)>
MR. Bennet was among the earliest of those who waited on
Mr. Bingley. He had always intended to visit him, though
to the last always assuring his wife that he should not go;
and till the evening after the visit was paid, she had no
knowledge of it. It was then disclosed in the following
manner. Observing his second daughter employed in trimming
a hat, he suddenly addressed her with,
"I hope Mr. Bingley will like it, Lizzy."
"We are not in a way to know _what_ Mr. Bingley likes," said
her mother resentfully, "since we are not to visit."
"But you forget, mama," said Elizabeth, "that we shall meet him
at the assemblies, and that Mrs. Long has promised to introduce
him."
"I do not believe Mrs. Long will do any such thing. She has
two nieces of her own. She is a selfish, hypocritical woman,
and I have no opinion of her."
"No more have I," said Mr. Bennet; "and I am glad to find that
you do not depend on her serving you."
Mrs. Bennet deigned not to make any reply; but unable to
contain herself, began scolding one of her daughters.
"Don't keep coughing so, Kitty, for heaven's sake! Have a
little compassion on my nerves. You tear them to pieces."
"Kitty has no discretion in her coughs," said her father;
"she times them ill."
"I do not cough for my own amusement," replied Kitty fretfully.
"When is your next ball to be, Lizzy?"
"To-morrow fortnight."
"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long does not come
back till the day before; so it will be impossible for her to
introduce him, for she will not know him herself."
"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend, and
introduce Mr. Bingley to _her_."
"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not acquainted
with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"
"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance is
certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is by
the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody
else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand
their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of
kindness, if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."
The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,
"Nonsense, nonsense!"
"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?" cried
he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the stress
that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree with
you _there_. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady of
deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make
extracts."
Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.
"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us
return to Mr. Bingley."
"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.
"I am sorry to hear _that_; but why did not you tell me so
before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly would
not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I have
actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance
now."
The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished; that of
Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though when the first
tumult of joy was over, she began to declare that it was what
she had expected all the while.
"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I knew I
should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved our girls
too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well, how pleased
I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you should have
gone this morning, and never said a word about it till now."
"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you chuse," said
Mr. Bennet; and, as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with
the raptures of his wife.
"What an excellent father you have, girls," said she, when the
door was shut. "I do not know how you will ever make him
amends for his kindness; or me either, for that matter. At our
time of life, it is not so pleasant I can tell you, to be
making new acquaintance every day; but for your sakes, we would
do any thing. Lydia, my love, though you _are_ the youngest,
I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the next ball."
"Oh!" said Lydia stoutly, "I am not afraid; for though I _am_
the youngest, I'm the tallest."
The rest of the evening was spent in conjecturing how soon he
would return Mr. Bennet's visit, and determining when they
should ask him to dinner.
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<CHAPTER III (3)>
NOT all that Mrs. Bennet, however, with the assistance of her
five daughters, could ask on the subject was sufficient to draw
from her husband any satisfactory description of Mr. Bingley.
They attacked him in various ways; with barefaced questions,
ingenious suppositions, and distant surmises; but he eluded the
skill of them all; and they were at last obliged to accept the
second-hand intelligence of their neighbour Lady Lucas. Her
report was highly favourable. Sir William had been delighted
with him. He was quite young, wonderfully handsome, extremely
agreeable, and, to crown the whole, he meant to be at the next
assembly with a large party. Nothing could be more delightful!
To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in
love; and very lively hopes of Mr. Bingley's heart were
entertained.
"If I can but see one of my daughters happily settled at
Netherfield," said Mrs. Bennet to her husband, "and all the
others equally well married, I shall have nothing to wish for."
In a few days Mr. Bingley returned Mr. Bennet's visit, and sat
about ten minutes with him in his library. He had entertained
hopes of being admitted to a sight of the young ladies, of
whose beauty he had heard much; but he saw only the father.
The ladies were somewhat more fortunate, for they had the
advantage of ascertaining, from an upper window, that he wore a
blue coat and rode a black horse.
An invitation to dinner was soon afterwards dispatched; and
already had Mrs. Bennet planned the courses that were to do
credit to her housekeeping, when an answer arrived which
deferred it all. Mr. Bingley was obliged to be in town the
following day, and consequently unable to accept the honour of
their invitation, &c. Mrs. Bennet was quite disconcerted. She
could not imagine what business he could have in town so soon
after his arrival in Hertfordshire; and she began to fear that
he might be always flying about from one place to another, and
never settled at Netherfield as he ought to be. Lady Lucas
quieted her fears a little by starting the idea of his being
gone to London only to get a large party for the ball; and a
report soon followed that Mr. Bingley was to bring twelve
ladies and seven gentlemen with him to the assembly. The girls
grieved over such a large number of ladies; but were comforted
the day before the ball by hearing that, instead of twelve, he
had brought only six with him from London, his five sisters and
a cousin. And when the party entered the assembly room, it
consisted of only five altogether; Mr. Bingley, his two
sisters, the husband of the oldest, and another young man.
Mr. Bingley was good looking and gentlemanlike; he had a
pleasant countenance, and easy, unaffected manners. His
brother-in-law, Mr. Hurst, merely looked the gentleman; but his
friend Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention of the room by his
fine, tall person, handsome features, noble mien; and the
report which was in general circulation within five minutes
after his entrance, of his having ten thousand a year. The
gentlemen pronounced him to be a fine figure of a man, the
ladies declared he was much handsomer than Mr. Bingley, and he
was looked at with great admiration for about half the evening,
till his manners gave a disgust which turned the tide of his
popularity; for he was discovered to be proud, to be above his
company, and above being pleased; and not all his large estate
in Derbyshire could then save him from having a most
forbidding, disagreeable countenance, and being unworthy to be
compared with his friend.
Mr. Bingley had soon made himself acquainted with all the
principal people in the room; he was lively and unreserved,
danced every dance, was angry that the ball closed so early,
and talked of giving one himself at Netherfield. Such amiable
qualities must speak for themselves. What a contrast between
him and his friend! Mr. Darcy danced only once with Mrs.
Hurst and once with Miss Bingley, declined being introduced to
any other lady, and spent the rest of the evening in walking
about the room, speaking occasionally to one of his own party.
His character was decided. He was the proudest, most
disagreeable man in the world, and every body hoped that he
would never come there again. Amongst the most violent against
him was Mrs. Bennet, whose dislike of his general behaviour was
sharpened into particular resentment by his having slighted one
of her daughters.
Elizabeth Bennet had been obliged, by the scarcity of
gentlemen, to sit down for two dances; and during part of
that time, Mr. Darcy had been standing near enough for her
to overhear a conversation between him and Mr. Bingley, who
came from the dance for a few minutes to press his friend
to join it.
"Come, Darcy," said he, "I must have you dance. I hate to see
you standing about by yourself in this stupid manner. You had
much better dance."
"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am
particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly
as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged,
and there is not another woman in the room whom it would not be
a punishment to me to stand up with."
"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Bingley, "for
a kingdom! Upon my honour I never met with so many pleasant
girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are several
of them, you see, uncommonly pretty."
"_You_ are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,"
said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.
"Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But
there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who
is very pretty, and I dare say very agreeable. Do let me ask
my partner to introduce you."
"Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for a
moment at Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his
own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome
enough to tempt _me_; and I am in no humour at present to give
consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.
You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles,
for you are wasting your time with me."
Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off; and
Elizabeth remained with no very cordial feelings towards him.
She told the story however with great spirit among her friends;
for she had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in
any thing ridiculous.
The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole
family. Mrs. Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much admired
by the Netherfield party. Mr. Bingley had danced with her
twice, and she had been distinguished by his sisters. Jane was
as much gratified by this as her mother could be, though in a
quieter way. Elizabeth felt Jane's pleasure. Mary had heard
herself mentioned to Miss Bingley as the most accomplished girl
in the neighbourhood; and Catherine and Lydia had been
fortunate enough to be never without partners, which was all
that they had yet learnt to care for at a ball. They returned
therefore, in good spirits to Longbourn, the village where they
lived, and of which they were the principal inhabitants. They
found Mr. Bennet still up. With a book, he was regardless of
time; and on the present occasion he had a good deal of
curiosity as to the event of an evening which had raised such
splendid expectations. He had rather hoped that all his wife's
views on the stranger would be disappointed; but he soon found
that he had a very different story to hear.
"Oh! my dear Mr. Bennet," as she entered the room, "we have
had a most delightful evening, a most excellent ball. I wish
you had been there. Jane was so admired, nothing could be like
it. Every body said how well she looked; and Mr. Bingley
thought her quite beautiful, and danced with her twice. Only
think of _that_ my dear; he actually danced with her twice; and
she was the only creature in the room that he asked a second
time. First of all, he asked Miss Lucas. I was so vexed to
see him stand up with her; but, however, he did not admire her
at all: indeed, nobody can, you know; and he seemed quite
struck with Jane as she was going down the dance. So, he
enquired who she was, and got introduced, and asked her for the
two next. Then, the two third he danced with Miss King, and
the two fourth with Maria Lucas, and the two fifth with Jane
again, and the two sixth with Lizzy, and the Boulanger -- "
"If he had had any compassion for _me_," cried her husband
impatiently, "he would not have danced half so much! For God's
sake, say no more of his partners. Oh! that he had sprained
his ancle in the first dance!"
"Oh! my dear," continued Mrs. Bennet, "I am quite delighted
with him. He is so excessively handsome! and his sisters are
charming women. I never in my life saw any thing more elegant
than their dresses. I dare say the lace upon Mrs. Hurst's
gown -- "
Here she was interrupted again. Mr. Bennet protested against
any description of finery. She was therefore obliged to seek
another branch of the subject, and related, with much
bitterness of spirit and some exaggeration, the shocking
rudeness of Mr. Darcy.
"But I can assure you," she added, "that Lizzy does not lose
much by not suiting _his_ fancy; for he is a most disagreeable,
horrid man, not at all worth pleasing. So high and so
conceited that there was no enduring him! He walked here, and
he walked there, fancying himself so very great! Not handsome
enough to dance with! I wish you had been there, my dear, to
have given him one of your set downs. I quite detest the man."
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<CHAPTER IV (4)>
WHEN Jane and Elizabeth were alone, the former, who had been
cautious in her praise of Mr. Bingley before, expressed to her
sister how very much she admired him.
"He is just what a young man ought to be," said she, "sensible,
good humoured, lively; and I never saw such happy manners! --
so much ease, with such perfect good breeding!"
"He is also handsome," replied Elizabeth, "which a young man
ought likewise to be, if he possibly can. His character is
thereby complete."
"I was very much flattered by his asking me to dance a second
time. I did not expect such a compliment."
"Did not you? _I_ did for you. But that is one great
difference between us. Compliments always take _you_ by
surprise, and _me_ never. What could be more natural than his
asking you again? He could not help seeing that you were about
five times as pretty as every other women in the room. No
thanks to his gallantry for that. Well, he certainly is very
agreeable, and I give you leave to like him. You have liked
many a stupider person."
"Dear Lizzy!"
"Oh! you are a great deal too apt, you know, to like people in
general. You never see a fault in any body. All the world are
good and agreeable in your eyes. I never heard you speak ill
of a human being in my life."
"I would wish not to be hasty in censuring any one; but I
always speak what I think."
"I know you do; and it is _that_ which makes the wonder.
With _your_ good sense, to be honestly blind to the follies
and nonsense of others! Affectation of candour is common
enough; -- one meets it every where. But to be candid without
ostentation or design -- to take the good of every body's
character and make it still better, and say nothing of the bad
-- belongs to you alone. And so, you like this man's sisters
too, do you? Their manners are not equal to his."
"Certainly not; at first. But they are very pleasing women
when you converse with them. Miss Bingley is to live with her
brother and keep his house; and I am much mistaken if we shall
not find a very charming neighbour in her."
Elizabeth listened in silence, but was not convinced. Their
behaviour at the assembly had not been calculated to please in
general; and with more quickness of observation and less
pliancy of temper than her sister, and with a judgment, too,
unassailed by any attention to herself, she was very little
disposed to approve them. They were in fact very fine ladies,
not deficient in good humour when they were pleased, nor in the
power of being agreeable where they chose it; but proud and
conceited. They were rather handsome, had been educated in one
of the first private seminaries in town, had a fortune of
twenty thousand pounds, were in the habit of spending more than
they ought, and of associating with people of rank; and were
therefore in every respect entitled to think well of
themselves, and meanly of others. They were of a respectable
family in the north of England; a circumstance more deeply
impressed on their memories than that their brother's fortune
and their own had been acquired by trade.
Mr. Bingley inherited property to the amount of nearly an
hundred thousand pounds from his father, who had intended to
purchase an estate, but did not live to do it. -- Mr. Bingley
intended it likewise, and sometimes made choice of his county;
but as he was now provided with a good house and the liberty of
a manor, it was doubtful to many of those who best knew the
easiness of his temper, whether he might not spend the
remainder of his days at Netherfield, and leave the next
generation to purchase.
His sisters were very anxious for his having an estate of his
own; but though he was now established only as a tenant, Miss
Bingley was by no means unwilling to preside at his table, nor
was Mrs. Hurst, who had married a man of more fashion than
fortune, less disposed to consider his house as her home when
it suited her. Mr. Bingley had not been of age two years, when
he was tempted by an accidental recommendation to look at
Netherfield House. He did look at it and into it for half an
hour, was pleased with the situation and the principal rooms,
satisfied with what the owner said in its praise, and took it
immediately.
Between him and Darcy there was a very steady friendship, in
spite of a great opposition of character. -- Bingley was
endeared to Darcy by the easiness, openness, ductility of his
temper, though no disposition could offer a greater contrast to
his own, and though with his own he never appeared
dissatisfied. On the strength of Darcy's regard Bingley had
the firmest reliance, and of his judgment the highest opinion.
In understanding, Darcy was the superior. Bingley was by no
means deficient, but Darcy was clever. He was at the same time
haughty, reserved, and fastidious, and his manners, though well
bred, were not inviting. In that respect his friend had
greatly the advantage. Bingley was sure of being liked
wherever he appeared; Darcy was continually giving offence.
The manner in which they spoke of the Meryton assembly was
sufficiently characteristic. Bingley had never met with
pleasanter people or prettier girls in his life; every body had
been most kind and attentive to him, there had been no
formality, no stiffness; he had soon felt acquainted with all
the room; and as to Miss Bennet, he could not conceive an angel
more beautiful. Darcy, on the contrary, had seen a collection
of people in whom there was little beauty and no fashion, for
none of whom he had felt the smallest interest, and from none
received either attention or pleasure. Miss Bennet he
acknowledged to be pretty, but she smiled too much.
Mrs. Hurst and her sister allowed it to be so -- but still they
admired her and liked her, and pronounced her to be a sweet
girl, and one whom they should not object to know more of.
Miss Bennet was therefore established as a sweet girl, and
their brother felt authorised by such commendation to think of
her as he chose.
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<CHAPTER V (5)>
WITHIN a short walk of Longbourn lived a family with whom the
Bennets were particularly intimate. Sir William Lucas had been
formerly in trade in Meryton, where he had made a tolerable
fortune and risen to the honour of knighthood by an address to
the King during his mayoralty. The distinction had perhaps
been felt too strongly. It had given him a disgust to his
business and to his residence in a small market town; and
quitting them both, he had removed with his family to a house
about a mile from Meryton, denominated from that period Lucas
Lodge, where he could think with pleasure of his own
importance, and, unshackled by business, occupy himself solely
in being civil to all the world. For though elated by his
rank, it did not render him supercilious; on the contrary, he
was all attention to every body. By nature inoffensive,
friendly and obliging, his presentation at St. James's had made
him courteous.
Lady Lucas was a very good kind of woman, not too clever to be
a valuable neighbour to Mrs. Bennet. -- They had several
children. The eldest of them, a sensible, intelligent young
woman, about twenty-seven, was Elizabeth's intimate friend.
That the Miss Lucases and the Miss Bennets should meet to talk
over a ball was absolutely necessary; and the morning after the
assembly brought the former to Longbourn to hear and to
communicate.
"_You_ began the evening well, Charlotte," said Mrs. Bennet
with civil self-command to Miss Lucas. "You were Mr.
Bingley's first choice."
"Yes; -- but he seemed to like his second better."
"Oh! -- you mean Jane, I suppose -- because he danced with her
twice. To be sure that _did_ seem as if he admired her --
indeed I rather believe he _did_ -- I heard something about it
-- but I hardly know what -- something about Mr. Robinson."
"Perhaps you mean what I overheard between him and Mr.
Robinson; did not I mention it to you? Mr. Robinson's asking
him how he liked our Meryton assemblies, and whether he did
not think there were a great many pretty women in the room,
and _which_ he thought the prettiest? and his answering
immediately to the last question -- ``Oh! the eldest Miss
Bennet beyond a doubt, there cannot be two opinions on that
point.''"
"Upon my word! -- Well, that was very decided indeed --
that does seem as if -- but, however, it may all come to
nothing, you know."
"_My_ overhearings were more to the purpose than _yours_,
Eliza," said Charlotte. "Mr. Darcy is not so well worth
listening to as his friend, is he? -- Poor Eliza! -- to be
only just _tolerable_."
"I beg you would not put it into Lizzy's head to be vexed by
his ill-treatment; for he is such a disagreeable man that it
would be quite a misfortune to be liked by him. Mrs. Long
told me last night that he sat close to her for half an hour
without once opening his lips."
"Are you quite sure, Ma'am? -- is not there a little mistake?"
said Jane. -- "I certainly saw Mr. Darcy speaking to her."
"Aye -- because she asked him at last how he liked Netherfield,
and he could not help answering her; -- but she said he seemed
very angry at being spoke to."
"Miss Bingley told me," said Jane, "that he never speaks much
unless among his intimate acquaintance. With _them_ he is
remarkably agreeable."
"I do not believe a word of it, my dear. If he had been so
very agreeable, he would have talked to Mrs. Long. But I can
guess how it was; every body says that he is ate up with pride,
and I dare say he had heard somehow that Mrs. Long does not
keep a carriage, and had come to the ball in a hack chaise."
"I do not mind his not talking to Mrs. Long," said Miss Lucas,
"but I wish he had danced with Eliza."
"Another time, Lizzy," said her mother, "I would not dance with
_him_, if I were you."
"I believe, Ma'am, I may safely promise you _never_ to dance
with him."
"His pride," said Miss Lucas, "does not offend _me_ so much
as pride often does, because there is an excuse for it. One
cannot wonder that so very fine a young man, with family,
fortune, every thing in his favour, should think highly of
himself. If I may so express it, he has a _right_ to be
proud."
"That is very true," replied Elizabeth, "and I could easily
forgive _his_ pride, if he had not mortified _mine_."
"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the solidity of
her reflections, "is a very common failing I believe. By all
that I have ever read, I am convinced that it is very common
indeed, that human nature is particularly prone to it, and that
there are very few of us who do not cherish a feeling of
self-complacency on the score of some quality or other, real or
imaginary. Vanity and pride are different things, though the
words are often used synonimously. A person may be proud
without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of
ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."
"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas who came
with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was. I would
keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine every
day."
"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought," said
Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it, I should take
away your bottle directly."
The boy protested that she should not; she continued to declare
that she would, and the argument ended only with the visit.
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<CHAPTER VI (6)>
THE ladies of Longbourn soon waited on those of Netherfield.
The visit was returned in due form. Miss Bennet's pleasing
manners grew on the good will of Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley;
and though the mother was found to be intolerable and the
younger sisters not worth speaking to, a wish of being better
acquainted with _them_ was expressed towards the two eldest.
By Jane this attention was received with the greatest pleasure;
but Elizabeth still saw superciliousness in their treatment of
every body, hardly excepting even her sister, and could not
like them; though their kindness to Jane, such as it was, had a
value, as arising in all probability from the influence of
their brother's admiration. It was generally evident whenever
they met, that he _did_ admire her; and to _her_ it was equally
evident that Jane was yielding to the preference which she had
begun to entertain for him from the first, and was in a way to
be very much in love; but she considered with pleasure that it
was not likely to be discovered by the world in general, since
Jane united with great strength of feeling a composure of
temper and a uniform cheerfulness of manner, which would guard
her from the suspicions of the impertinent. She mentioned this
to her friend Miss Lucas.
"It may perhaps be pleasant," replied Charlotte, "to be able to
impose on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a
disadvantage to be so very guarded. If a woman conceals her
affection with the same skill from the object of it, she may
lose the opportunity of fixing him; and it will then be but
poor consolation to believe the world equally in the dark.
There is so much of gratitude or vanity in almost every
attachment, that it is not safe to leave any to itself. We can
all _begin_ freely -- a slight preference is natural enough;
but there are very few of us who have heart enough to be really
in love without encouragement. In nine cases out of ten, a
woman had better shew _more_ affection than she feels. Bingley
likes your sister undoubtedly; but he may never do more than
like her, if she does not help him on."
"But she does help him on, as much as her nature will allow.
If _I_ can perceive her regard for him, he must be a simpleton
indeed not to discover it too."
"Remember, Eliza, that he does not know Jane's disposition as
you do."
"But if a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavour to
conceal it, he must find it out."
"Perhaps he must, if he sees enough of her. But though Bingley
and Jane meet tolerably often, it is never for many hours
together; and as they always see each other in large mixed
parties, it is impossible that every moment should be employed
in conversing together. Jane should therefore make the most of
every half hour in which she can command his attention. When
she is secure of him, there will be leisure for falling in love
as much as she chuses."
"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing is
in question but the desire of being well married; and if I were
determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare say I
should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is not
acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the
degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has
known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him at
Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and has
since dined in company with him four times. This is not quite
enough to make her understand his character."
"Not as you represent it. Had she merely _dined_ with him, she
might only have discovered whether he had a good appetite; but
you must remember that four evenings have been also spent
together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."
"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain that
they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but with respect
to any other leading characteristic, I do not imagine that much
has been unfolded."
"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my heart;
and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should think she
had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to be studying
his character for a twelvemonth. Happiness in marriage is
entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of the
parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so
similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the
least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike
afterwards to have their share of vexation; and it is better to
know as little as possible of the defects of the person with
whom you are to pass your life."
"You make me laugh, Charlotte; but it is not sound. You know
it is not sound, and that you would never act in this way
yourself."
Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley's attentions to her sister,
Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she was herself becoming
an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend.
Mr. Darcy had at first scarcely allowed her to be pretty; he
had looked at her without admiration at the ball; and when they
next met, he looked at her only to criticise. But no sooner
had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she had
hardly a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was
endered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of
her dark eyes. To this discovery succeeded some others equally
mortifying. Though he had detected with a critical eye more
than one failure of perfect symmetry in her form, he was forced
to acknowledge her figure to be light and pleasing; and in
spite of his asserting that her manners were not those of the
fashionable world, he was caught by their easy playfulness. Of
this she was perfectly unaware; -- to her he was only the man
who made himself agreeable no where, and who had not thought
her handsome enough to dance with.
He began to wish to know more of her, and as a step towards
conversing with her himself, attended to her conversation with
others. His doing so drew her notice. It was at Sir William
Lucas's, where a large party were assembled. "What does
Mr. Darcy mean," said she to Charlotte, "by listening to my
conversation with Colonel Forster?"
"That is a question which Mr. Darcy only can answer."
"But if he does it any more, I shall certainly let him know
that I see what he is about. He has a very satirical eye, and
if I do not begin by being impertinent myself, I shall soon
grow afraid of him."
On his approaching them soon afterwards, though without seeming
to have any intention of speaking, Miss Lucas defied her friend
to mention such a subject to him, which immediately provoking
Elizabeth to do it, she turned to him and said,
"Did not you think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself
uncommonly well just now, when I was teazing Colonel Forster to
give us a ball at Meryton?"
"With great energy; -- but it is a subject which always makes a
lady energetic."
"You are severe on us."
"It will be _her_ turn soon to be teazed," said Miss Lucas.
"I am going to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what
follows."
"You are a very strange creature by way of a friend! -- always
wanting me to play and sing before any body and every body! --
If my vanity had taken a musical turn, you would have been
invaluable, but as it is, I would really rather not sit down
before those who must be in the habit of hearing the very best
performers." On Miss Lucas's persevering, however, she added,
"Very well; if it must be so, it must." And gravely glancing
at Mr. Darcy, "There is a fine old saying, which every body
here is of course familiar with -- ``Keep your breath to cool
your porridge,'' -- and I shall keep mine to swell my song."
Her performance was pleasing, though by no means capital.
After a song or two, and before she could reply to the
entreaties of several that she would sing again, she was
eagerly succeeded at the instrument by her sister Mary, who
having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the
family, worked hard for knowledge and accomplishments, was
always impatient for display.
Mary had neither genius nor taste; and though vanity had given
her application, it had given her likewise a pedantic air and
conceited manner, which would have injured a higher degree of
excellence than she had reached. Elizabeth, easy and
unaffected, had been listened to with much more pleasure,
though not playing half so well; and Mary, at the end of a long
concerto, was glad to purchase praise and gratitude by Scotch
and Irish airs, at the request of her younger sisters, who,
with some of the Lucases and two or three officers, joined
eagerly in dancing at one end of the room.
Mr. Darcy stood near them in silent indignation at such a mode
of passing the evening, to the exclusion of all conversation,
and was too much engrossed by his own thoughts to perceive that
Sir William Lucas was his neighbour, till Sir William thus
began.
"What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy!
-- There is nothing like dancing after all. -- I consider it as
one of the first refinements of polished societies."
"Certainly, Sir; -- and it has the advantage also of being in
vogue amongst the less polished societies of the world. --
Every savage can dance."
Sir William only smiled. "Your friend performs delightfully;"
he continued after a pause, on seeing Bingley join the group;
-- "and I doubt not that you are an adept in the science
yourself, Mr. Darcy."
"You saw me dance at Meryton, I believe, Sir."
"Yes, indeed, and received no inconsiderable pleasure from the
sight. Do you often dance at St. James's?"
"Never, sir."
"Do you not think it would be a proper compliment to the
place?"
"It is a compliment which I never pay to any place, if I can
avoid it."
"You have a house in town, I conclude?"
Mr. Darcy bowed.
"I had once some thoughts of fixing in town myself -- for I am
fond of superior society; but I did not feel quite certain that
the air of London would agree with Lady Lucas."
He paused in hopes of an answer; but his companion was not
disposed to make any; and Elizabeth at that instant moving
towards them, he was struck with the notion of doing a very
gallant thing, and called out to her,
"My dear Miss Eliza, why are not you dancing? -- Mr. Darcy,
you must allow me to present this young lady to you as a very
desirable partner. -- You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure,
when so much beauty is before you." And taking her hand,
he would have given it to Mr. Darcy, who, though extremely
surprised, was not unwilling to receive it, when she instantly
drew back, and said with some discomposure to Sir William,
"Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. -- I
entreat you not to suppose that I moved this way in order to
beg for a partner."
Mr. Darcy with grave propriety requested to be allowed the
honour of her hand; but in vain. Elizabeth was determined; nor
did Sir William at all shake her purpose by his attempt at
persuasion.
"You excel so much in the dance, Miss Eliza, that it is cruel
to deny me the happiness of seeing you; and though this
gentleman dislikes the amusement in general, he can have no
objection, I am sure, to oblige us for one half hour."
"Mr. Darcy is all politeness," said Elizabeth, smiling.
"He is indeed -- but considering the inducement, my dear Miss
Eliza, we cannot wonder at his complaisance; for who would
object to such a partner?"
Elizabeth looked archly, and turned away. Her resistance had
not injured her with the gentleman, and he was thinking of her
with some complacency, when thus accosted by Miss Bingley.
"I can guess the subject of your reverie."
"I should imagine not."
"You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many
evenings in this manner -- in such society; and indeed I am
quite of your opinion. I was never more annoyed! The
insipidity and yet the noise; the nothingness and yet the
self-importance of all these people! -- What would I give to
hear your strictures on them!"
"Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was
more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very
great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a
pretty woman can bestow."
Miss Bingley immediately fixed her eyes on his face, and
desired he would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring
such reflections. Mr. Darcy replied with great intrepidity,
"Miss Elizabeth Bennet."
"Miss Elizabeth Bennet!" repeated Miss Bingley. "I am all
astonishment. How long has she been such a favourite? -- and
pray when am I to wish you joy?"
"That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask.
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to
love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. I knew you would be
wishing me joy."
"Nay, if you are so serious about it, I shall consider the
matter as absolutely settled. You will have a charming
mother-in-law, indeed, and of course she will be always at
Pemberley with you."
He listened to her with perfect indifference while she chose
to entertain herself in this manner, and as his composure
convinced her that all was safe, her wit flowed long.
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<CHAPTER VII (7)>
MR. BENNET'S property consisted almost entirely in an estate of
two thousand a year, which, unfortunately for his daughters,
was entailed, in default of heirs male, on a distant relation;
and their mother's fortune, though ample for her situation in
life, could but ill supply the deficiency of his. Her father
had been an attorney in Meryton, and had left her four thousand
pounds.
She had a sister married to a Mr. Phillips, who had been a
clerk to their father, and succeeded him in the business, and a
brother settled in London in a respectable line of trade.
The village of Longbourn was only one mile from Meryton; a most
convenient distance for the young ladies, who were usually
tempted thither three or four times a week, to pay their duty
to their aunt, and to a milliner's shop just over the way. The
two youngest of the family, Catherine and Lydia, were
particularly frequent in these attentions; their minds were
more vacant than their sisters', and when nothing better
offered, a walk to Meryton was necessary to amuse their morning
hours and furnish conversation for the evening; and however
bare of news the country in general might be, they always
contrived to learn some from their aunt. At present, indeed,
they were well supplied both with news and happiness by the
recent arrival of a militia regiment in the neighbourhood; it
was to remain the whole winter, and Meryton was the head
quarters.
Their visits to Mrs. Philips were now productive of the most
interesting intelligence. Every day added something to their
knowledge of the officers' names and connections. Their
lodgings were not long a secret, and at length they began to
know the officers themselves. Mr. Philips visited them all,
and this opened to his nieces a source of felicity unknown
before. They could talk of nothing but officers; and Mr.
Bingley's large fortune, the mention of which gave animation to
their mother, was worthless in their eyes when opposed to the
regimentals of an ensign.
After listening one morning to their effusions on this subject,
Mr. Bennet coolly observed,
"From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you
must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have
suspected it some time, but I am now convinced."
Catherine was disconcerted, and made no answer; but Lydia, with
perfect indifference, continued to express her admiration of
Captain Carter, and her hope of seeing him in the course of the
day, as he was going the next morning to London.
"I am astonished, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet, "that you should
be so ready to think your own children silly. If I wished to
think slightingly of any body's children, it should not be of
my own, however."
"If my children are silly I must hope to be always sensible
of it."
"Yes -- but as it happens, they are all of them very clever."
"This is the only point, I flatter myself, on which we do not
agree. I had hoped that our sentiments coincided in every
particular, but I must so far differ from you as to think our
two youngest daughters uncommonly foolish."
"My dear Mr. Bennet, you must not expect such girls to have the
sense of their father and mother. -- When they get to our age,
I dare say they will not think about officers any more than we
do. I remember the time when I liked a red coat myself very
well -- and indeed, so I do still at my heart; and if a smart
young colonel, with five or six thousand a year, should want
one of my girls, I shall not say nay to him; and I thought
Colonel Forster looked very becoming the other night at Sir
William's in his regimentals."
"Mama," cried Lydia, "my aunt says that Colonel Forster and
Captain Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did
when they first came; she sees them now very often standing in
Clarke's library."
Mrs. Bennet was prevented replying by the entrance of the
footman with a note for Miss Bennet; it came from Netherfield,
and the servant waited for an answer. Mrs. Bennet's eyes
sparkled with pleasure, and she was eagerly calling out, while
her daughter read,
"Well, Jane, who is it from? what is it about? what does he
say? Well, Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love."
"It is from Miss Bingley," said Jane, and then read it aloud.
"My dear Friend,
IF you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa
and me, we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest
of our lives, for a whole day's te^te-a`-te^te between two
women can never end without a quarrel. Come as soon as you can
on the receipt of this. My brother and the gentlemen are to
dine with the officers. Yours ever,
CAROLINE BINGLEY."
"With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not
tell us of _that_."
"Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet, "that is very unlucky."
"Can I have the carriage?" said Jane.
"No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems
likely to rain; and then you must stay all night."
"That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were
sure that they would not offer to send her home."
"Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to
Meryton; and the Hursts have no horses to theirs."
"I had much rather go in the coach."
"But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure.
They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennet, are not they?"
"They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them."
"But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's
purpose will be answered."
She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that
the horses were engaged. Jane was therefore obliged to go on
horseback, and her mother attended her to the door with many
cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered;
Jane had not been gone long before it rained hard. Her sisters
were uneasy for her, but her mother was delighted. The rain
continued the whole evening without intermission; Jane
certainly could not come back.
"This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet, more
than once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own.
Till the next morning, however, she was not aware of all the
felicity of her contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when
a servant from Netherfield brought the following note for
Elizabeth:
"My dearest Lizzy,
I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is
to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind
friends will not hear of my returning home till I am better.
They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones -- therefore do not be
alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me -- and
excepting a sore throat and head-ache, there is not much the
matter with me.
Yours, &c."
"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the
note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of
illness, if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that
it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."
"Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die
of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of.
As long is she stays there, it is all very well. I would go
and see her, if I could have the carriage."
Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her,
though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no
horse-woman, walking was her only alternative. She declared
her resolution.
"How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of
such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen
when you get there."
"I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."
"Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for
the horses?"
"No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is
nothing, when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be
back by dinner."
"I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary,
"but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason;
and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to
what is required."
"We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and
Lydia. -- Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young
ladies set off together.
"If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along,
"perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he
goes."
In Meryton they parted; the two youngest repaired to the
lodgings of one of the officers' wives, and Elizabeth continued
her walk alone, crossing field after field at a quick pace,
jumping over stiles and springing over puddles with impatient
activity, and finding herself at last within view of the house,
with weary ancles, dirty stockings, and a face glowing with the
warmth of exercise.
She was shewn into the breakfast-parlour, where all but Jane
were assembled, and where her appearance created a great deal
of surprise. -- That she should have walked three miles so
early in the day, in such dirty weather, and by herself, was
almost incredible to Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley; and Elizabeth
was convinced that they held her in contempt for it. She was
received, however, very politely by them; and in their
brother's manners there was something better than politeness;
there was good humour and kindness. -- Mr. Darcy said very
little, and Mr. Hurst nothing at all. The former was divided
between admiration of the brilliancy which exercise had given
to her complexion, and doubt as to the occasion's justifying
her coming so far alone. The latter was thinking only of his
breakfast.
Her enquiries after her sister were not very favourably
answered. Miss Bennet had slept ill, and though up, was very
feverish and not well enough to leave her room. Elizabeth was
glad to be taken to her immediately; and Jane, who had only
been withheld by the fear of giving alarm or inconvenience,
from expressing in her note how much she longed for such a
visit, was delighted at her entrance. She was not equal,
however, to much conversation, and when Miss Bingley left them
together, could attempt little beside expressions of gratitude
for the extraordinary kindness she was treated with. Elizabeth
silently attended her.
When breakfast was over, they were joined by the sisters, and
Elizabeth began to like them herself, when she saw how much
affection and solicitude they shewed for Jane. The apothecary
came, and having examined his patient, said, as might be
supposed, that she had caught a violent cold, and that they
must endeavour to get the better of it; advised her to return
to bed, and promised her some draughts. The advice was
followed readily, for the feverish symptoms increased, and her
head ached acutely. Elizabeth did not quit her room for a
moment, nor were the other ladies often absent; the gentlemen
being out, they had in fact nothing to do elsewhere.
When the clock struck three, Elizabeth felt that she must go;
and very unwillingly said so. Miss Bingley offered her the
carriage, and she only wanted a little pressing to accept it,
when Jane testified such concern in parting with her that Miss
Bingley was obliged to convert the offer of the chaise into an
invitation to remain at Netherfield for the present. Elizabeth
most thankfully consented, and a servant was dispatched to
Longbourn to acquaint the family with her stay, and bring back
a supply of clothes.
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<CHAPTER VIII (8)>
AT five o'clock the two ladies retired to dress, and at half
past six Elizabeth was summoned to dinner. To the civil
enquiries which then poured in, and amongst which she had the
pleasure of distinguishing the much superior solicitude of
Mr. Bingley's, she could not make a very favourable answer.
Jane was by no means better. The sisters, on hearing this,
repeated three or four times how much they were grieved, how
shocking it was to have a bad cold, and how excessively they
disliked being ill themselves, and then thought no more of the
matter; and their indifference towards Jane, when not
immediately before them, restored Elizabeth to the enjoyment of
all her original dislike.
Their brother, indeed, was the only one of the party whom she
could regard with any complacency. His anxiety for Jane was
evident, and his attentions to herself most pleasing, and they
prevented her feeling herself so much an intruder as she
believed she was considered by the others. She had very little
notice from any but him. Miss Bingley was engrossed by
Mr. Darcy, her sister scarcely less so; and as for Mr. Hurst,
by whom Elizabeth sat, he was an indolent man, who lived only
to eat, drink, and play at cards, who, when he found her prefer
a plain dish to a ragout, had nothing to say to her.
When dinner was over, she returned directly to Jane, and Miss
Bingley began abusing her as soon as she was out of the room.
Her manners were pronounced to be very bad indeed, a mixture of
pride and impertinence; she had no conversation, no stile, no
taste, no beauty. Mrs. Hurst thought the same, and added,
"She has nothing, in short, to recommend her, but being an
excellent walker. I shall never forget her appearance this
morning. She really looked almost wild."
"She did indeed, Louisa. I could hardly keep my countenance.
Very nonsensical to come at all! Why must _she_ be scampering
about the country, because her sister had a cold? Her hair so
untidy, so blowsy!"
"Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six
inches deep in mud, I am absolutely certain; and the gown which
had been let down to hide it not doing its office."
"Your picture may be very exact, Louisa," said Bingley;
"but this was all lost upon me. I thought Miss Elizabeth
Bennet looked remarkably well, when she came into the room this
morning. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped my notice."
"_You_ observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure," said Miss Bingley,
"and I am inclined to think that you would not wish to see
_your_ _sister_ make such an exhibition."
"Certainly not."
"To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever
it is, above her ancles in dirt, and alone, quite alone! what
could she mean by it? It seems to me to shew an abominable
sort of conceited independence, a most country town
indifference to decorum."
"It shews an affection for her sister that is very pleasing,"
said Bingley.
"I am afraid, Mr. Darcy," observed Miss Bingley in a half
whisper, "that this adventure has rather affected your
admiration of her fine eyes."
"Not at all," he replied; "they were brightened by the
exercise." -- A short pause followed this speech, and
Mrs. Hurst began again.
"I have an excessive regard for Jane Bennet, she is really a
very sweet girl, and I wish with all my heart she were well
settled. But with such a father and mother, and such low
connections, I am afraid there is no chance of it."
"I think I have heard you say, that their uncle is an attorney
in Meryton."
"Yes; and they have another, who lives somewhere near
Cheapside."
"That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed
heartily.
"If they had uncles enough to fill _all_ Cheapside," cried
Bingley, "it would not make them one jot less agreeable."
"But it must very materially lessen their chance of marrying
men of any consideration in the world," replied Darcy.
To this speech Bingley made no answer; but his sisters gave it
their hearty assent, and indulged their mirth for some time at
the expense of their dear friend's vulgar relations.
With a renewal of tenderness, however, they repaired to her
room on leaving the dining-parlour, and sat with her till
summoned to coffee. She was still very poorly, and Elizabeth
would not quit her at all till late in the evening, when she
had the comfort of seeing her asleep, and when it appeared to
her rather right than pleasant that she should go down stairs
herself. On entering the drawing-room she found the whole
party at loo, and was immediately invited to join them; but
suspecting them to be playing high she declined it, and making
her sister the excuse, said she would amuse herself for the
short time she could stay below with a book. Mr. Hurst looked
at her with astonishment.
"Do you prefer reading to cards?" said he; "that is rather
singular."
"Miss Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley, "despises cards
She is a great reader and has no pleasure in anything else."
"I deserve neither such praise nor such censure," cried
Elizabeth; "I am _not_ a great reader, and I have pleasure in
many things."
"In nursing your sister I am sure you have pleasure," said
Bingley; "and I hope it will soon be increased by seeing her
quite well."
Elizabeth thanked him from her heart, and then walked towards a
table where a few books were lying. He immediately offered to
fetch her others; all that his library afforded.
"And I wish my collection were larger for your benefit and
my own credit; but I am an idle fellow, and though I have not
many, I have more than I ever look into."
Elizabeth assured him that she could suit herself perfectly
with those in the room.
"I am astonished," said Miss Bingley, "that my father should
have left so small a collection of books. -- What a delightful
library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!"
"It ought to be good," he replied, "it has been the work of
many generations."
"And then you have added so much to it yourself, you are always
buying books."
"I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such
days as these,"
"Neglect! I am sure you neglect nothing that can add to the
beauties of that noble place. Charles, when you build _your_
house, I wish it may be half as delightful as Pemberley."
"I wish it may."
"But I would really advise you to make your purchase in
that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model.
There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire."
"With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will
sell it."
"I am talking of possibilities, Charles."
"Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get
Pemberley by purchase than by imitation."
Elizabeth was so much caught by what passed, as to leave her
very little attention for her book; and soon laying it wholly
aside, she drew near the card-table, and stationed herself
between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister to observe the game.
"Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?" said Miss Bingley;
"will she be as tall as I am?"
"I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's
height, or rather taller."
"How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who
delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners, and
so extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the
piano-forte is exquisite."
"It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how young ladies can have
patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."
"All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you
mean?"
"Yes all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover
skreens, and net purses. I scarcely know any one who cannot
do all this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken
of for the first time, without being informed that she was
very accomplished."
"Your list of the common extent of accomplishments," said
Darcy, "has too much truth. The word is applied to many a
woman who deserves it no otherwise than by netting a purse,
or covering a skreen. But I am very far from agreeing with
you in your estimation of ladies in general. I cannot boast
of knowing more than half a dozen, in the whole range of my
acquaintance, that are really accomplished."
"Nor I, I am sure," said Miss Bingley.
"Then," observed Elizabeth, "you must comprehend a great deal
in your idea of an accomplished women."
"Yes; I do comprehend a great deal in it."
"Oh! certainly," cried his faithful assistant, "no one can be
really esteemed accomplished, who does not greatly surpass what
is usually met with. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of
music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to
deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a
certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of
her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be but
half deserved."
"All this she must possess," added Darcy, "and to all this she
must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of
her mind by extensive reading."
"I am no longer surprised at your knowing _only_ six
accomplished women. I rather wonder now at your knowing
_any_."
"Are you so severe upon your own sex, as to doubt the
possibility of all this?"
"_I_ never saw such a woman, _I_ never saw such capacity, and
taste, and application, and elegance, as you describe, united."
Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley both cried out against the
injustice of her implied doubt, and were both protesting that
they knew many women who answered this description, when
Mr. Hurst called them to order, with bitter complaints of their
inattention to what was going forward. As all conversation was
thereby at an end, Elizabeth soon afterwards left the room.
"Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley, when the door was closed on
her, "is one of those young ladies who seek to recommend
themselves to the other sex by undervaluing their own, and with
many men, I dare say, it succeeds. But, in my opinion, it is a
paltry device, a very mean art."
"Undoubtedly," replied Darcy, to whom this remark was chiefly
addressed, "there is meanness in _all_ the arts which ladies
sometimes condescend to employ for captivation. Whatever bears
affinity to cunning is despicable."
Miss Bingley was not so entirely satisfied with this reply as
to continue the subject.
Elizabeth joined them again only to say that her sister was
worse, and that she could not leave her. Bingley urged Mr.
Jones's being sent for immediately; while his sisters,
convinced that no country advice could be of any service,
recommended an express to town for one of the most eminent
physicians. This she would not hear of, but she was not so
unwilling to comply with their brother's proposal; and it was
settled that Mr. Jones should be sent for early in the morning
if Miss Bennet were not decidedly better. Bingley was quite
uncomfortable; his sisters declared that they were miserable.
They solaced their wretchedness, however, by duets after
supper, while he could find no better relief to his feelings
than by giving his housekeeper directions that every possible
attention might be paid to the sick lady and her sister.
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<CHAPTER IX (9)>
ELIZABETH passed the chief of the night in her sister's
room, and in the morning had the pleasure of being able to
send a tolerable answer to the enquiries which she very early
received from Mr. Bingley by a housemaid, and some time
afterwards from the two elegant ladies who waited on his
sisters. In spite of this amendment, however, she requested
to have a note sent to Longbourn, desiring her mother to visit
Jane, and form her own judgment of her situation. The note
was immediately dispatched, and its contents as quickly
complied with. Mrs. Bennet, accompanied by her two youngest
girls, reached Netherfield soon after the family breakfast.
Had she found Jane in any apparent danger, Mrs. Bennet would
have been very miserable; but being satisfied on seeing her,
that her illness was not alarming, she had no wish of her
recovering immediately, as her restoration to health would
probably remove her from Netherfield. She would not listen
therefore to her daughter's proposal of being carried home;
neither did the apothecary, who arrived about the same time,
think it at all advisable. After sitting a little while with
Jane, on Miss Bingley's appearance and invitation the mother
and three daughters all attended her into the breakfast
parlour. Bingley met them with hopes that Mrs. Bennet had not
found Miss Bennet worse than she expected.
"Indeed I have, Sir," was her answer. "She is a great deal too
ill to be moved. Mr. Jones says we must not think of moving
her. We must trespass a little longer on your kindness."
"Removed!" cried Bingley. "It must not be thought of. My
sister, I am sure, will not hear of her removal."
"You may depend upon it, Madam," said Miss Bingley, with cold
civility, "that Miss Bennet shall receive every possible
attention while she remains with us."
Mrs. Bennet was profuse in her acknowledgments.
"I am sure," she added, "if it was not for such good friends
I do not know what would become of her, for she is very ill
indeed, and suffers a vast deal, though with the greatest
patience in the world -- which is always the way with her, for
she has, without exception, the sweetest temper I ever met
with. I often tell my other girls they are nothing to _her_.
You have a sweet room here, Mr. Bingley, and a charming
prospect over that gravel walk. I do not know a place in the
country that is equal to Netherfield. You will not think of
quitting it in a hurry I hope, though you have but a short
lease."
"Whatever I do is done in a hurry," replied he; "and therefore
if I should resolve to quit Netherfield, I should probably be
off in five minutes. At present, however, I consider myself as
quite fixed here."
"That is exactly what I should have supposed of you," said
Elizabeth.
"You begin to comprehend me, do you?" cried he, turning
towards her.
"Oh! yes -- I understand you perfectly.".
"I wish I might take this for a compliment; but to be so easily
seen through I am afraid is pitiful."
"That is as it happens. It does not necessarily follow that a
deep, intricate character is more or less estimable than such a
one as yours."
"Lizzy," cried her mother, "remember where you are, and do not
run on in the wild manner that you are suffered to do at home."
"I did not know before," continued Bingley immediately,
"that you were a studier of character. It must be an amusing
study."
"Yes; but intricate characters are the _most_ amusing. They
have at least that advantage."
"The country," said Darcy, "can in general supply but few
subjects for such a study. In a country neighbourhood you
move in a very confined and unvarying society."
"But people themselves alter so much, that there is something
new to be observed in them for ever."
"Yes, indeed," cried Mrs. Bennet, offended by his manner of
mentioning a country neighbourhood. "I assure you there is
quite as much of _that_ going on in the country as in town."
Every body was surprised; and Darcy, after looking at her
for a moment, turned silently away. Mrs. Bennet, who fancied
she had gained a complete victory over him, continued her
triumph.
"I cannot see that London has any great advantage over the
country for my part, except the shops and public places. The
country is a vast deal pleasanter, is not it, Mr. Bingley?"
"When I am in the country," he replied, "I never wish to
leave it; and when I am in town it is pretty much the same.
They have each their advantages, and I can be equally happy
in either."
"Aye -- that is because you have the right disposition. But
that gentleman," looking at Darcy, "seemed to think the
country was nothing at all."
"Indeed, Mama, you are mistaken," said Elizabeth, blushing for
her mother. "You quite mistook Mr. Darcy. He only meant that
there were not such a variety of people to be met with in the
country as in town, which you must acknowledge to be true."
"Certainly, my dear, nobody said there were; but as to not
meeting with many people in this neighbourhood, I believe there
are few neighbourhoods larger. I know we dine with four and
twenty families."
Nothing but concern for Elizabeth could enable Bingley
to keep his countenance. His sister was less delicate, and
directed her eye towards Mr. Darcy with a very expressive
smile. Elizabeth, for the sake of saying something that might
turn her mother's thoughts, now asked her if Charlotte Lucas
had been at Longbourn since _her_ coming away.
"Yes, she called yesterday with her father. What an agreeable
man Sir William is, Mr. Bingley -- is not he? so much the man
of fashion! so genteel and so easy! -- He has always something
to say to every body. -- _That_ is my idea of good breeding;
and those persons who fancy themselves very important and never
open their mouths, quite mistake the matter."
"Did Charlotte dine with you?"
"No, she would go home. I fancy she was wanted about the mince
pies. For my part, Mr. Bingley, _I_ always keep servants that
can do their own work; _my_ daughters are brought up
differently. But every body is to judge for themselves, and
the Lucases are very good sort of girls, I assure you. It is a
pity they are not handsome! Not that _I_ think Charlotte so
_very_ plain -- but then she is our particular friend."
"She seems a very pleasant young woman," said Bingley.
"Oh! dear, yes; -- but you must own she is very plain. Lady
Lucas herself has often said so, and envied me Jane's beauty.
I do not like to boast of my own child, but to be sure, Jane --
one does not often see any body better looking. It is what
every body says. I do not trust my own partiality. When she
was only fifteen, there was a gentleman at my brother
Gardiner's in town, so much in love with her, that my
sister-in-law was sure he would make her an offer before we
came away. But however he did not. Perhaps he thought her too
young. However, he wrote some verses on her, and very pretty
they were."
"And so ended his affection," said Elizabeth impatiently.
"There has been many a one, I fancy, overcome in the same way.
I wonder who first discovered the efficacy of poetry in driving
away love!"
"I have been used to consider poetry as the _food_ of love,"
said Darcy.
"Of a fine, stout, healthy love it may. Every thing nourishes
what is strong already. But if it be only a slight, thin sort
of inclination, I am convinced that one good sonnet will starve
it entirely away."
Darcy only smiled, and the general pause which ensued made
Elizabeth tremble lest her mother should be exposing herself
again. She longed to speak, but could think of nothing to say;
and after a short silence Mrs. Bennet began repeating her
thanks to Mr. Bingley for his kindness to Jane with an apology
for troubling him also with Lizzy. Mr. Bingley was
unaffectedly civil in his answer, and forced his younger sister
to be civil also, and say what the occasion required. She
performed her part, indeed, without much graciousness, but
Mrs. Bennet was satisfied, and soon afterwards ordered her
carriage. Upon this signal, the youngest of her daughters put
herself forward. The two girls had been whispering to each
other during the whole visit, and the result of it was, that
the youngest should tax Mr. Bingley with having promised on his
first coming into the country to give a ball at Netherfield.
Lydia was a stout, well-grown girl of fifteen, with a fine
complexion and good-humoured countenance; a favourite with her
mother, whose affection had brought her into public at an early
age. She had high animal spirits, and a sort of natural
self-consequence, which the attentions of the officers, to whom
her uncle's good dinners and her own easy manners recommended
her, had increased into assurance. She was very equal,
therefore, to address Mr. Bingley on the subject of the ball,
and abruptly reminded him of his promise; adding, that it would
be the most shameful thing in the world if he did not keep it.
His answer to this sudden attack was delightful to their
mother's ear.
"I am perfectly ready, I assure you, to keep my engagement,
and when your sister is recovered, you shall if you please,
name the very day of the ball. But you would not wish to be
dancing while she is ill."
Lydia declared herself satisfied. "Oh! yes -- it would be
much better to wait till Jane was well, and by that time most
likely Captain Carter would be at Meryton again. And when you
have given _your_ ball," she added, "I shall insist on their
giving one also. I shall tell Colonel Forster it will be quite
a shame if he does not."
Mrs. Bennet and her daughters then departed, and Elizabeth
returned instantly to Jane, leaving her own and her relations'
behaviour to the remarks of the two ladies and Mr. Darcy; the
latter of whom, however, could not be prevailed on to join in
their censure of her, in spite of all Miss Bingley's witticisms
on _fine_ _eyes_.
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<CHAPTER X (10)>
THE day passed much as the day before had done. Mrs. Hurst
and Miss Bingley had spent some hours of the morning with the
invalid, who continued, though slowly, to mend; and in the
evening Elizabeth joined their party in the drawing room. The
loo table, however, did not appear. Mr. Darcy was writing, and
Miss Bingley, seated near him, was watching the progress of his
letter, and repeatedly calling off his attention by messages to
his sister. Mr. Hurst and Mr. Bingley were at piquet, and Mrs.
Hurst was observing their game.
Elizabeth took up some needlework, and was sufficiently
amused in attending to what passed between Darcy and his
companion. The perpetual commendations of the lady either
on his hand-writing, or on the evenness of his lines, or on
the length of his letter, with the perfect unconcern with
which her praises were received, formed a curious dialogue,
and was exactly in unison with her opinion of each.
"How delighted Miss Darcy will be to receive such a letter!"
He made no answer.
"You write uncommonly fast."
"You are mistaken. I write rather slowly."
"How many letters you must have occasion to write in the course
of the year! Letters of business too! How odious I should
think them!"
"It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of
to yours."
"Pray tell your sister that I long to see her."
"I have already told her so once, by your desire."
"I am afraid you do not like your pen. Let me mend it for you.
I mend pens remarkably well."
"Thank you -- but I always mend my own."
"How can you contrive to write so even?"
He was silent.
"Tell your sister I am delighted to hear of her improvement
on the harp, and pray let her know that I am quite in raptures
with her beautiful little design for a table, and I think it
infinitely superior to Miss Grantley's."
"Will you give me leave to defer your raptures till I write
again? -- At present I have not room to do them justice."
"Oh! it is of no consequence. I shall see her in January.
But do you always write such charming long letters to her,
Mr. Darcy?"
"They are generally long; but whether always charming,
it is not for me to determine."
"It is a rule with me, that a person who can write a long
letter, with ease, cannot write ill."
"That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline," cried
her brother -- "because he does _not_ write with ease. He
studies too much for words of four syllables. -- Do not you,
Darcy?"
"My stile of writing is very different from yours."
"Oh!" cried Miss Bingley, "Charles writes in the most careless
way imaginable. He leaves out half his words, and blots the
rest."
"My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them
-- by which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all
to my correspondents."
"Your humility, Mr. Bingley," said Elizabeth, "must disarm
reproof."
"Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance
of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and
sometimes an indirect boast."
"And which of the two do you call _my_ little recent piece of
modesty?"
"The indirect boast; -- for you are really proud of your
defects in writing, because you consider them as proceeding
from a rapidity of thought and carelessness of execution, which
if not estimable, you think at least highly interesting. The
power of doing any thing with quickness is always much
prized by the possessor, and often without any attention to the
imperfection of the performance. When you told Mrs. Bennet
this morning that if you ever resolved on quitting Netherfield
you should be gone in five minutes, you meant it to be a sort
of panegyric, of compliment to yourself -- and yet what is
there so very laudable in a precipitance which must leave very
necessary business undone, and can be of no real advantage
to yourself or any one else?"
"Nay," cried Bingley, "this is too much, to remember at night
all the foolish things that were said in the morning. And yet,
upon my honour, I believed what I said of myself to be true,
and I believe it at this moment. At least, therefore, I did
not assume the character of needless precipitance merely to
shew off before the ladies."
"I dare say you believed it; but I am by no means convinced
that you would be gone with such celerity. Your conduct would
be quite as dependant on chance as that of any man I know; and
if, as you were mounting your horse, a friend were to say,
``Bingley, you had better stay till next week,'' you would
probably do it, you would probably not go -- and, at another
word, might stay a month."
"You have only proved by this," cried Elizabeth, "that Mr.
Bingley did not do justice to his own disposition. You have
shewn him off now much more than he did himself."
"I am exceedingly gratified," said Bingley, "by your converting
what my friend says into a compliment on the sweetness of my
temper. But I am afraid you are giving it a turn which that
gentleman did by no means intend; for he would certainly think
the better of me, if under such a circumstance I were to give a
flat denial, and ride off as fast as I could."
"Would Mr. Darcy then consider the rashness of your original
intention as atoned for by your obstinacy in adhering to it?"
"Upon my word I cannot exactly explain the matter; Darcy must
speak for himself."
"You expect me to account for opinions which you chuse to call
mine, but which I have never acknowledged. Allowing the case,
however, to stand according to your representation, you must
remember, Miss Bennet, that the friend who is supposed to
desire his return to the house, and the delay of his plan, has
merely desired it, asked it without offering one argument in
favour of its propriety."
"To yield readily -- easily -- to the _persuasion_ of a friend
is no merit with you."
"To yield without conviction is no compliment to the
understanding of either."
"You appear to me, Mr. Darcy, to allow nothing for the
influence of friendship and affection. A regard for the
requester would often make one readily yield to a request
without waiting for arguments to reason one into it. I am not
particularly speaking of such a case as you have supposed about
Mr. Bingley. We may as well wait, perhaps, till the
circumstance occurs, before we discuss the discretion of his
behaviour thereupon. But in general and ordinary cases between
friend and friend, where one of them is desired by the other to
change a resolution of no very great moment, should you think
ill of that person for complying with the desire, without
waiting to be argued into it?"
"Will it not be advisable, before we proceed on this subject,
to arrange with rather more precision the degree of importance
which is to appertain to this request, as well as the degree of
intimacy subsisting between the parties?"
"By all means," cried Bingley; "Let us hear all the
particulars, not forgetting their comparative height and size;
for that will have more weight in the argument, Miss Bennet,
than you may be aware of. I assure you that if Darcy were not
such a great tall fellow, in comparison with myself, I should
not pay him half so much deference. I declare I do not know a
more aweful object than Darcy, on particular occasions, and in
particular places; at his own house especially, and of a Sunday
evening when he has nothing to do."
Mr. Darcy smiled; but Elizabeth thought she could perceive that
he was rather offended; and therefore checked he laugh. Miss
Bingley warmly resented the indignity he had received in an
expostulation with her brother for talking such nonsense.
"I see your design, Bingley," said his friend. -- "You dislike
an argument, and want to silence this."
"Perhaps I do. Arguments are too much like disputes. If you
and Miss Bennet will defer yours till I am out of the room, I
shall be very thankful; and then you may say whatever you like
of me."
"What you ask," said Elizabeth, "is no sacrifice on my side;
and Mr. Darcy had much better finish his letter,"
Mr. Darcy took her advice, and did finish his letter.
When that business was over, he applied to Miss Bingley and
Elizabeth for the indulgence of some music. Miss Bingley moved
with alacrity to the piano-forte, and after a polite request
that Elizabeth would lead the way, which the other as politely
and more earnestly negatived, she seated herself.
Mrs. Hurst sang with her sister, and while they were thus
employed, Elizabeth could not help observing, as she turned
over some music books that lay on the instrument, how
frequently Mr. Darcy's eyes were fixed on her. She hardly
knew how to suppose that she could be an object of admiration
to so great man; and yet that he should look at her because he
disliked her was still more strange. She could only imagine
however, at last, that she drew his notice because there was a
something about her more wrong and reprehensible, according to
his ideas of right, than in any other person present. The
supposition did not pain her. She liked him too little to care
for his approbation.
After playing some Italian songs, Miss Bingley varied the charm
by a lively Scotch air; and soon afterwards Mr. Darcy, drawing
near Elizabeth, said to her --
"Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize
such an opportunity of dancing a reel?"
She smiled, but made no answer. He repeated the question, with
some surprise at her silence.
"Oh!" said she, "I heard you before; but I could not
immediately determine what to say in reply. You wanted me,
I know, to say ``Yes,'' that you might have the pleasure of
despising my taste; but I always delight in overthrowing
those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of their
premeditated contempt. I have therefore made up my mind to
tell you that I do not want to dance a reel at all -- and
now despise me if you dare."
"Indeed I do not dare."
Elizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed
at his gallantry; but there was a mixture of sweetness and
archness in her manner which made it difficult for her to
affront anybody; and Darcy had never been so bewitched by any
woman as he was by her. He really believed, that were it not
for the inferiority of her connections, he should be in some
danger.
Miss Bingley saw, or suspected, enough to be jealous; and her
great anxiety for the recovery of her dear friend Jane received
some assistance from her desire of getting rid of Elizabeth.
She often tried to provoke Darcy into disliking her guest, by
talking of their supposed marriage, and planning his happiness
in such an alliance.
"I hope," said she, as they were walking together in the
shrubbery the next day, "you will give your mother-in-law a
few hints, when this desirable event takes place, as to the
advantage of holding her tongue; and if you can compass it, do
cure the younger girls of running after the officers. -- And,
if I may mention so delicate a subject, endeavour to check that
little something, bordering on conceit and impertinence, which
your lady possesses."
"Have you any thing else to propose for my domestic felicity?"
"Oh! yes. -- Do let the portraits of your uncle and aunt
Philips be placed in the gallery at Pemberley. Put them next
to your great uncle, the judge. They are in the same
profession, you know; only in different lines. As for your
Elizabeth's picture, you must not attempt to have it taken, for
what painter could do justice to those beautiful eyes?"
"It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression, but
their colour and shape, and the eye-lashes, so remarkably fine,
might be copied."
At that moment they were met from another walk, by Mrs. Hurst
and Elizabeth herself.
"I did not know that you intended to walk," said Miss Bingley,
in some confusion, lest they had been overheard.
"You used us abominably ill," answered Mrs. Hurst, "in running
away without telling us that you were coming out." Then taking
the disengaged arm of Mr. Darcy, she left Elizabeth to walk by
herself. The path just admitted three.
Mr. Darcy felt their rudeness and immediately said, --
"This walk is not wide enough for our party. We had better go
into the avenue."
But Elizabeth, who had not the least inclination to remain with
them, laughingly answered,
"No, no; stay where you are. -- You are charmingly group'd, and
appear to uncommon advantage. The picturesque would be spoilt
by admitting a fourth. Good bye."
She then ran gaily off, rejoicing, as she rambled about, in the
hope of being at home again in a day or two. Jane was already
so much recovered as to intend leaving her room for a couple of
hours that evening.
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<CHAPTER XI (11)>
WHEN the ladies removed after dinner, Elizabeth ran up to her
sister, and, seeing her well guarded from cold, attended her
into the drawing-room; where she was welcomed by her two
friends with many professions of pleasure; and Elizabeth had
never seen them so agreeable as they were during the hour which
passed before the gentlemen appeared. Their powers of
conversation were considerable. They could describe an
entertainment with accuracy, relate an anecdote with humour,
and laugh at their acquaintance with spirit.
But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer the first
object. Miss Bingley's eyes were instantly turned towards
Darcy, and she had something to say to him before he had
advanced many steps. He addressed himself directly to Miss
Bennet, with a polite congratulation; Mr. Hurst also made her a
slight bow, and said he was "very glad;" but diffuseness and
warmth remained for Bingley's salutation. He was full of joy
and attention. The first half hour was spent in piling up the
fire, lest she should suffer from the change of room; and she
removed at his desire to the other side of the fireplace, that
she might be farther from the door. He then sat down by her,
and talked scarcely to any one else. Elizabeth, at work in the
opposite corner, saw it all with great delight.
When tea was over, Mr. Hurst reminded his sister-in-law of the
card-table -- but in vain. She had obtained private
intelligence that Mr. Darcy did not wish for cards; and
Mr. Hurst soon found even his open petition rejected. She
assured him that no one intended to play, and the silence of
the whole party on the subject seemed to justify her.
Mr. Hurst had therefore nothing to do but to stretch himself on
one of the sophas and go to sleep. Darcy took up a book; Miss
Bingley did the same; and Mrs. Hurst, principally occupied in
playing with her bracelets and rings, joined now and then in
her brother's conversation with Miss Bennet.
Miss Bingley's attention was quite as much engaged in watching
Mr. Darcy's progress through _his_ book, as in reading her own;
and she was perpetually either making some inquiry, or looking
at his page. She could not win him, however, to any
conversation; he merely answered her question, and read on.
At length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be amused with her
own book, which she had only chosen because it was the second
volume of his, she gave a great yawn and said, "How pleasant it
is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there
is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any
thing than of a book! -- When I have a house of my own, I shall
be miserable if I have not an excellent library."
No one made any reply. She then yawned again, threw aside
her book, and cast her eyes round the room in quest of some
amusement; when, hearing her brother mentioning a ball to Miss
Bennet, she turned suddenly towards him and said,
"By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in meditating a
dance at Netherfield? -- I would advise you, before you
determine on it, to consult the wishes of the present party;
I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a
ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure."
"If you mean Darcy," cried her brother, "he may go to bed, if
he chuses, before it begins -- but as for the ball, it is quite
a settled thing; and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup
enough I shall send round my cards."
"I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they
were carried on in a different manner; but there is something
insufferably tedious in the usual process of such a meeting.
It would surely be much more rational if conversation instead
of dancing made the order of the day."
"Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say, but it would
not be near so much like a ball."
Miss Bingley made no answer; and soon afterwards got up and
walked about the room. Her figure was elegant, and she walked
well; -- but Darcy, at whom it was all aimed, was still
inflexibly studious. In the desperation of her feelings she
resolved on one effort more; and turning to Elizabeth, said,
"Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example,
and take a turn about the room. -- I assure you it is very
refreshing after sitting so long in one attitude."
Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it immediately. Miss
Bingley succeeded no less in the real object of her civility;
Mr. Darcy looked up. He was as much awake to the novelty of
attention in that quarter as Elizabeth herself could be, and
unconsciously closed his book. He was directly invited to join
their party, but he declined it, observing that he could
imagine but two motives for their chusing to walk up and down
the room together, with either of which motives his joining
them would interfere. "What could he mean? she was dying to
know what could be his meaning" -- and asked Elizabeth whether
she could at all understand him?
"Not at all," was her answer; "but depend upon it, he means to
be severe on us, and our surest way of disappointing him will
be to ask nothing about it."
Miss Bingley, however, was incapable of disappointing Mr. Darcy
in any thing, and persevered therefore in requiring an
explanation of his two motives.
"I have not the smallest objection to explaining them," said
he, as soon as she allowed him to speak. "You either chuse
this method of passing the evening because you are in each
other's confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or
because you are conscious that your figures appear to the
greatest advantage in walking; -- if the first, I should be
completely in your way; -- and if the second, I can admire you
much better as I sit by the fire."
"Oh! shocking!" cried Miss Bingley. "I never heard any thing
so abominable. How shall we punish him for such a speech?"
"Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination," said
Elizabeth. "We can all plague and punish one another. Teaze
him -- laugh at him. -- Intimate as you are, you must know how
it is to be done."
"But upon my honour I do _not_. I do assure you that my
intimacy has not yet taught me _that_. Teaze calmness of
temper and presence of mind! No, no -- I feel he may defy us
there. And as to laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if
you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject.
Mr. Darcy may hug himself."
"Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!" cried Elizabeth. "That is
an uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue,
for it would be a great loss to _me_ to have many such
acquaintance. I dearly love a laugh."
"Miss Bingley," said he, "has given me credit for more than
can be. The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and
best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person
whose first object in life is a joke."
"Certainly," replied Elizabeth -- "there are such people, but I
hope I am not one of _them_. I hope I never ridicule what is
wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies
_do_ divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can. --
But these, I suppose, are precisely what you are without."
"Perhaps that is not possible for any one. But it has been the
study of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a
strong understanding to ridicule."
"Such as vanity and pride."
"Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride -- where there is
a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good
regulation."
Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile.
"Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume," said Miss
Bingley; -- "and pray what is the result?"
"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect.
He owns it himself without disguise."
"No" -- said Darcy, "I have made no such pretension. I have
faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding.
My temper I dare not vouch for. -- It is I believe too little
yielding -- certainly too little for the convenience of the
world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of others so soon
as I ought, nor their offences against myself. My feelings are
not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper
would perhaps be called resentful. -- My good opinion once lost
is lost for ever."
"_That_ is a failing indeed!" -- cried Elizabeth. "Implacable
resentment _is_ a shade in a character. But you have chosen
your fault well. -- I really cannot _laugh_ at it; you are safe
from me."
"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some
particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best
education can overcome."
"And _your_ defect is a propensity to hate every body."
"And yours," he replied with a smile, "is wilfully to
misunderstand them."
"Do let us have a little music," -- cried Miss Bingley, tired
of a conversation in which she had no share. -- "Louisa, you
will not mind my waking Mr. Hurst."
Her sister made not the smallest objection, and the piano-forte
was opened, and Darcy, after a few moments recollection, was
not sorry for it. He began to feel the danger of paying
Elizabeth too much attention.
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<CHAPTER XII (12)>
IN consequence of an agreement between the sisters, Elizabeth
wrote the next morning to her mother, to beg that the carriage
might be sent for them in the course of the day. But
Mrs. Bennet, who had calculated on her daughters remaining at
Netherfield till the following Tuesday, which would exactly
finish Jane's week, could not bring herself to receive hem with
pleasure before. Her answer, therefore, was not propitious, at
least not to Elizabeth's wishes, for she was impatient to get
home. Mrs. Bennet sent them word that they could not possibly
have the carriage before Tuesday; and in her postscript it was
added that, if Mr. Bingley and his sister pressed them to stay
longer, she could spare them very well. -- Against staying
longer, however, Elizabeth was positively resolved -- nor did
she much expect it would be asked; and fearful, on the
contrary, as being considered as intruding themselves
needlessly long, she urged Jane to borrow Mr. Bingley's
carriage immediately, and at length it was settled that their
original design of leaving Netherfield that morning should be
mentioned, and the request made.
The communication excited many professions of concern; and
enough was said of wishing them to stay at least till the
following day, to work on Jane; and till the morrow their going
was deferred. Miss Bingley was then sorry that she had
proposed the delay, for her jealousy and dislike of one sister
much exceeded her affection for the other.
The master of the house heard with real sorrow that they were
to go so soon, and repeatedly tried to persuade Miss Bennet
that it would not be safe for her -- that she was not enough
recovered; but Jane was firm where she felt herself to be
right.
To Mr. Darcy it was welcome intelligence -- Elizabeth had been
at Netherfield long enough. She attracted him more than he
liked -- and Miss Bingley was uncivil to _her_, and more
teazing than usual to himself. He wisely resolved to be
particularly careful that no sign of admiration should _now_
escape him, nothing that could elevate her with the hope of
influencing his felicity; sensible that if such an idea had
been suggested, his behaviour during the last day must have
material weight in confirming or crushing it. Steady to his
purpose, he scarcely spoke ten words to her through the whole
of Saturday, and though they were at one time left by
themselves for half an hour, he adhered most conscientiously to
his book, and would not even look at her.
On Sunday, after morning service, the separation, so agreeable
to almost all, took place. Miss Bingley's civility to
Elizabeth increased at last very rapidly, as well as her
affection for Jane; and when they parted, after assuring the
latter of the pleasure it would always give her to see her
either at Longbourn or Netherfield, and embracing her most
tenderly, she even shook hands with the former. -- Elizabeth
took leave of the whole party in the liveliest spirits.
They were not welcomed home very cordially by their mother.
Mrs. Bennet wondered at their coming, and thought them very
wrong to give so much trouble, and was sure Jane would have
caught cold again. -- But their father, though very laconic in
his expressions of pleasure, was really glad to see them; he
had felt their importance in the family circle. The evening
conversation, when they were all assembled, had lost much of
its animation, and almost all its sense, by the absence of Jane
and Elizabeth.
They found Mary, as usual, deep in the study of thorough bass
and human nature; and had some new extracts to admire, and some
new observations of thread-bare morality to listen to.
Catherine and Lydia had information for them of a different
sort. Much had been done and much had been said in the
regiment since the preceding Wednesday; several of the officers
had dined lately with their uncle, a private had been flogged,
and it had actually been hinted that Colonel Forster was going
to be married.
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<CHAPTER XIII (13)>
"I HOPE my dear," said Mr. Bennet to his wife as they were at
breakfast the next morning, "that you have ordered a good
dinner to-day, because I have reason to expect an addition to
our family party."
"Who do you mean, my dear? I know of nobody that is coming,
I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in, and
I hope _my_ dinners are good enough for her. I do not believe
she often sees such at home."
"The person of whom I speak, is a gentleman and a stranger."
Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled. -- "A gentleman and a stranger!
It is Mr. Bingley, I am sure. Why Jane -- you never dropt a
word of this; you sly thing! Well, I am sure I shall be
extremely glad to see Mr. Bingley. -- But -- good lord! how
unlucky! there is not a bit of fish to be got to-day. Lydia,
my love, ring the bell. I must speak to Hill, this moment."
"It is _not_ Mr. Bingley," said her husband; "it is a person
whom I never saw in the whole course of my life."
This roused a general astonishment; and he had the pleasure
of being eagerly questioned by his wife and five daughters at
once.
After amusing himself some time with their curiosity, he thus
explained. "About a month ago I received this letter, and
about a fortnight ago I answered it, for I thought it a case of
some delicacy, and requiring early attention. It is from my
cousin, Mr. Collins, who, when I am dead, may turn you all out
of this house as soon as he pleases."
"Oh! my dear," cried his wife, "I cannot bear to hear that
mentioned. Pray do not talk of that odious man. I do think it
is the hardest thing in the world that your estate should be
entailed away from your own children; and I am sure if I had
been you, I should have tried long ago to do something or other
about it."
Jane and Elizabeth attempted to explain to her the nature of an
entail. They had often attempted it before, but it was a
subject on which Mrs. Bennet was beyond the reach of reason;
and she continued to rail bitterly against the cruelty of
settling an estate away from a family of five daughters, in
favour of a man whom nobody cared anything about.
"It certainly is a most iniquitous affair," said Mr. Bennet,
"and nothing can clear Mr. Collins from the guilt of inheriting
Longbourn. But if you will listen to his letter, you may
perhaps be a little softened by his manner of expressing
himself."
"No, that I am sure I shall not; and I think it was very
impertinent of him to write to you at all, and very
hypocritical. I hate such false friends. Why could not he
keep on quarrelling with you, as his father did before him?"
"Why, indeed, he does seem to have had some filial scruples
on that head, as you will hear."
"Hunsford, near Westerham, Kent,
15th October.
DEAR SIR,
THE disagreement subsisting between yourself and my late
honoured father always gave me much uneasiness, and since I
have had the misfortune to lose him I have frequently wished to
heal the breach; but for some time I was kept back by my own
doubts, fearing lest it might seem disrespectful to his memory
for me to be on good terms with any one with whom it had always
pleased him to be at variance." -- "There, Mrs. Bennet." --
"My mind however is now made up on the subject, for having
received ordination at Easter, I have been so fortunate as to
be distinguished by the patronage of the Right Honourable Lady
Catherine de Bourgh, widow of Sir Lewis de Bourgh, whose bounty
and beneficence has preferred me to the valuable rectory of
this parish, where it shall be my earnest endeavour to demean
myself with grateful respect towards her Ladyship, and be ever
ready to perform those rites and ceremonies which are
instituted by the Church of England. As a clergyman, moreover,
I feel it my duty to promote and establish the blessing of
peace in all families within the reach of my influence; and on
these grounds I flatter myself that my present overtures of
good-will are highly commendable, and that the circumstance of
my being next in the entail of Longbourn estate will be kindly
overlooked on your side, and not lead you to reject the offered
olive branch. I cannot be otherwise than concerned at being
the means of injuring your amiable daughters, and beg leave to
apologise for it, as well as to assure you of my readiness to
make them every possible amends, -- but of this hereafter. If
you should have no objection to receive me into your house,
I propose myself the satisfaction of waiting on you and your
family, Monday, November 18th, by four o'clock, and shall
probably trespass on your hospitality till the Saturday
se'nnight following, which I can do without any inconvenience,
as Lady Catherine is far from objecting to my occasional
absence on a Sunday, provided that some other clergyman is
engaged to do the duty of the day. I remain, dear sir, with
respectful compliments to your lady and daughters, your
well-wisher and friend,
WILLIAM COLLINS."
"At four o'clock, therefore, we may expect this peacemaking
gentleman," said Mr. Bennet, as he folded up the letter.
"He seems to be a most conscientious and polite young man, upon
my word; and I doubt not will prove a valuable acquaintance,
especially if Lady Catherine should be so indulgent as to let
him come to us again."
"There is some sense in what he says about the girls however;
and if he is disposed to make them any amends, I shall not be
the person to discourage him."
"Though it is difficult," said Jane, "to guess in what way
he can mean to make us the atonement he thinks our due, the
wish is certainly to his credit."
Elizabeth was chiefly struck with his extraordinary deference
for Lady Catherine, and his kind intention of christening,
marrying, and burying his parishioners whenever it were
required.
"He must be an oddity, I think," said she. "I cannot make him
out. -- There is something very pompous in his stile. -- And
what can he mean by apologizing for being next in the entail?
-- We cannot suppose he would help it, if he could. -- Can he
be a sensible man, sir?"
"No, my dear; I think not. I have great hopes of finding him
quite the reverse. There is a mixture of servility and
self-importance in his letter, which promises well. I am
impatient to see him."
"In point of composition," said Mary, "his letter does not seem
defective. The idea of the olive branch perhaps is not wholly
new, yet I think it is well expressed."
To Catherine and Lydia, neither the letter nor its writer were
in any degree interesting. It was next to impossible that
their cousin should come in a scarlet coat, and it was now some
weeks since they had received pleasure from the society of a
man in any other colour. As for their mother, Mr. Collins's
letter had done away much of her ill-will, and she was
preparing to see him with a degree of composure which
astonished her husband and daughters.
Mr. Collins was punctual to his time, and was received with
great politeness by the whole family. Mr. Bennet, indeed, said
little; but the ladies were ready enough to talk, and Mr.
Collins seemed neither in need of encouragement, nor inclined
to be silent himself. He was a tall, heavy looking young man
of five and twenty. His air was grave and stately, and his
manners were very formal. He had not been long seated before
he complimented Mrs. Bennet on having so fine a family of
daughters, said he had heard much of their beauty, but that, in
this instance, fame had fallen short of the truth; and added,
that he did not doubt her seeing them all in due time well
disposed of in marriage. This gallantry was not much to the
taste of some of his hearers, but Mrs. Bennet who quarrelled
with no compliments, answered most readily,
"You are very kind, sir, I am sure; and I wish with all my
heart it may prove so; for else they will be destitute enough.
Things are settled so oddly."
"You allude, perhaps, to the entail of this estate."
"Ah! sir, I do indeed. It is a grievous affair to my poor
girls, you must confess. Not that I mean to find fault with
_you_, for such things, I know, are all chance in this world.
There is no knowing how estates will go when once they come to
be entailed."
"I am very sensible, madam, of the hardship to my fair cousins,
-- and could say much on the subject, but that I am cautious of
appearing forward and precipitate. But I can assure the young
ladies that I come prepared to admire them. At present I will
not say more, but perhaps when we are better acquainted -- "
He was interrupted by a summons to dinner; and the girls
smiled on each other. They were not the only objects of Mr.
Collins's admiration. The hall, the dining-room, and all its
furniture were examined and praised; and his commendation of
every thing would have touched Mrs. Bennet's heart, but for the
mortifying supposition of his viewing it all as his own future
property. The dinner too, in its turn, was highly admired; and
he begged to know to which of his fair cousins, the excellence
of its cookery was owing. But here he was set right by
Mrs. Bennet, who assured him with some asperity that they were
very well able to keep a good cook, and that her daughters had
nothing to do in the kitchen. He begged pardon for having
displeased her. In a softened tone she declared herself not at
all offended; but he continued to apologise for about a quarter
of an hour.
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<CHAPTER XIV (14)>
DURING dinner, Mr. Bennet scarcely spoke at all; but when the
servants were withdrawn, he thought it time to have some
conversation with his guest, and therefore started a subject in
which he expected him to shine, by observing that he seemed
very fortunate in his patroness. Lady Catherine de Bourgh's
attention to his wishes, and consideration for his comfort,
appeared very remarkable. Mr. Bennet could not have chosen
better. Mr. Collins was eloquent in her praise. The subject
elevated him to more than usual solemnity of manner, and with a
most important aspect he protested that he had never in his
life witnessed such behaviour in a person of rank -- such
affability and condescension, as he had himself experienced
from Lady Catherine. She had been graciously pleased to
approve of both the discourses which he had already had the
honour of preaching before her. She had also asked him twice
to dine at Rosings, and had sent for him only the Saturday
before, to make up her pool of quadrille in the evening. Lady
Catherine was reckoned proud by many people he knew, but _he_
had never seen any thing but affability in her. She had always
spoken to him as she would to any other gentleman; she made not
the smallest objection to his joining in the society of the
neighbourhood, nor to his leaving his parish occasionally for a
week or two, to visit his relations. She had even condescended
to advise him to marry as soon as he could, provided he chose
with discretion; and had once paid him a visit in his humble
parsonage; where she had perfectly approved all the alterations
he had been making, and had even vouchsafed to suggest some
herself, -- some shelves in the closets up stairs.
"That is all very proper and civil I am sure," said
Mrs. Bennet, "and I dare say she is a very agreeable woman. It
is a pity that great ladies in general are not more like her.
Does she live near you, sir?"
"The garden in which stands my humble abode is separated only
by a lane from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence."
"I think you said she was a widow, sir? has she any family?"
"She has one only daughter, the heiress of Rosings, and of very
extensive property."
"Ah!" cried Mrs. Bennet, shaking her head, "then she is better
off than many girls. And what sort of young lady is she? is
she handsome?"
"She is a most charming young lady indeed. Lady Catherine
herself says that in point of true beauty, Miss De Bourgh is
far superior to the handsomest of her sex; because there is
that in her features which marks the young woman of
distinguished birth. She is unfortunately of a sickly
constitution, which has prevented her making that progress in
many accomplishments which she could not otherwise have failed
of; as I am informed by the lady who superintended her
education, and who still resides with them. But she is
perfectly amiable, and often condescends to drive by my humble
abode in her little phaeton and ponies."
"Has she been presented? I do not remember her name among the
ladies at court."
"Her indifferent state of health unhappily prevents her being
in town; and by that means, as I told Lady Catherine myself one
day, has deprived the British court of its brightest ornament.
Her ladyship seemed pleased with the idea, and you may imagine
that I am happy on every occasion to offer those little
delicate compliments which are always acceptable to ladies.
I have more than once observed to Lady Catherine that her
charming daughter seemed born to be a duchess, and that the
most elevated rank, instead of giving her consequence, would be
adorned by her. -- These are the kind of little things which
please her ladyship, and it is a sort of attention which I
conceive myself peculiarly bound to pay."
"You judge very properly," said Mr. Bennet, "and it is happy
for you that you possess the talent of flattering with
delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed
from the impulse of the moment, or are the result of previous
study?"
"They arise chiefly from what is passing at the time, and
though I sometimes amuse myself with suggesting and arranging
such little elegant compliments as may be adapted to ordinary
occasions, I always wish to give them as unstudied an air as
possible."
Mr. Bennet's expectations were fully answered. His cousin was
as absurd as he had hoped, and he listened to him with the
keenest enjoyment, maintaining at the same time the most
resolute composure of countenance, and, except in an occasional
glance at Elizabeth, requiring no partner in his pleasure.
By tea-time, however, the dose had been enough, and Mr. Bennet
was glad to take his guest into the drawing-room again, and
when tea was over, glad to invite him to read aloud to the
ladies. Mr. Collins readily assented, and a book was produced;
but on beholding it (for every thing announced it to be from a
circulating library), he started back, and begging pardon,
protested that he never read novels. -- Kitty stared at him,
and Lydia exclaimed. -- Other books were produced, and after
some deliberation he chose Fordyce's _Sermons_. Lydia gaped as
he opened the volume, and before he had, with very monotonous
solemnity, read three pages, she interrupted him with,
"Do you know, mama, that my uncle Philips talks of turning away
Richard, and if he does, Colonel Forster will hire him. My
aunt told me so herself on Saturday. I shall walk to Meryton
to-morrow to hear more about it, and to ask when Mr. Denny
comes back from town."
Lydia was bid by her two eldest sisters to hold her tongue;
but Mr. Collins, much offended, laid aside his book, and said,
"I have often observed how little young ladies are interested
by books of a serious stamp, though written solely for their
benefit. It amazes me, I confess; -- for certainly, there can
be nothing so advantageous to them as instruction. But I will
no longer importune my young cousin."
Then turning to Mr. Bennet, he offered himself as his
antagonist at backgammon. Mr. Bennet accepted the challenge,
observing that he acted very wisely in leaving the girls to
their own trifling amusements. Mrs. Bennet and her daughters
apologised most civilly for Lydia's interruption, and promised
that it should not occur again, if he would resume his book;
but Mr. Collins, after assuring them that he bore his young
cousin no ill will, and should never resent her behaviour as
any affront, seated himself at another table with Mr. Bennet,
and prepared for backgammon.
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<CHAPTER XV (15)>
MR. COLLINS was not a sensible man, and the deficiency of
nature had been but little assisted by education or society;
the greatest part of his life having been spent under the
guidance of an illiterate and miserly father; and though he
belonged to one of the universities, he had merely kept the
necessary terms, without forming at it any useful acquaintance.
The subjection in which his father had brought him up had given
him originally great humility of manner, but it was now a good
deal counteracted by the self-conceit of a weak head, living in
retirement, and the consequential feelings of early and
unexpected prosperity. A fortunate chance had recommended him
to Lady Catherine de Bourgh when the living of Hunsford was
vacant; and the respect which he felt for her high rank and his
veneration for her as his patroness, mingling with a very good
opinion of himself, of his authority as a clergyman, and his
rights as a rector, made him altogether a mixture of pride and
obsequiousness, self-importance and humility.
Having now a good house and very sufficient income, he intended
to marry; and in seeking a reconciliation with the Longbourn
family he had a wife in view, as he meant to chuse one of the
daughters, if he found them as handsome and amiable as they
were represented by common report. This was his plan of amends
-- of atonement -- for inheriting their father's estate; and he
thought it an excellent one, full of eligibility and
suitableness, and excessively generous and disinterested on his
own part.
His plan did not vary on seeing them. -- Miss Bennet's lovely
face confirmed his views, and established all his strictest
notions of what was due to seniority; and for the first evening
she was his settled choice. The next morning, however, made an
alteration; for in a quarter of an hour's te^te-a`-te^te with
Mrs. Bennet before breakfast, a conversation beginning with his
parsonage-house, and leading naturally to the avowal of his
hopes that a mistress for it might be found at Longbourn,
produced from her, amid very complaisant smiles and general
encouragement, a caution against the very Jane he had fixed
on. -- "As to her _younger_ daughters she could not take upon
her to say -- she could not positively answer -- but she did
not _know_ of any prepossession; -- her _eldest_ daughter, she
must just mention -- she felt it incumbent on her to hint, was
likely to be very soon engaged."
Mr. Collins had only to change from Jane to Elizabeth -- and it
was soon done -- done while Mrs. Bennet was stirring the fire.
Elizabeth, equally next to Jane in birth and beauty, succeeded
her of course.
Mrs. Bennet treasured up the hint, and trusted that she might
soon have two daughters married; and the man whom she could not
bear to speak of the day before was now high in her good
graces.
Lydia's intention of walking to Meryton was not forgotten;
every sister except Mary agreed to go with her; and Mr. Collins
was to attend them, at the request of Mr. Bennet, who was most
anxious to get rid of him, and have his library to himself; for
thither Mr. Collins had followed him after breakfast, and there
he would continue, nominally engaged with one of the largest
folios in the collection, but really talking to Mr. Bennet,
with little cessation, of his house and garden at Hunsford.
Such doings discomposed Mr. Bennet exceedingly. In his library
he had been always sure of leisure and tranquillity; and though
prepared, as he told Elizabeth, to meet with folly and conceit
in every other room in the house, he was used to be free from
them there; his civility, therefore, was most prompt in
inviting Mr. Collins to join his daughters in their walk; and
Mr. Collins, being in fact much better fitted for a walker than
a reader, was extremely well pleased to close his large book,
and go.
In pompous nothings on his side, and civil assents on that of
his cousins, their time passed till they entered Meryton. The
attention of the younger ones was then no longer to be gained
by _him_. Their eyes were immediately wandering up in the
street in quest of the officers, and nothing less than a very
smart bonnet indeed, or a really new muslin in a shop window,
could recall them.
But the attention of every lady was soon caught by a young man,
whom they had never seen before, of most gentlemanlike
appearance, walking with an officer on the other side of the
way. The officer was the very Mr. Denny, concerning whose
return from London Lydia came to inquire, and he bowed as they
passed. All were struck with the stranger's air, all wondered
who he could be, and Kitty and Lydia, determined if possible to
find out, led the way across the street, under pretence of
wanting something in an opposite shop, and fortunately had just
gained the pavement when the two gentlemen, turning back, had
reached the same spot. Mr. Denny addressed them directly, and
entreated permission to introduce his friend, Mr. Wickham, who
had returned with him the day before from town, and he was
happy to say, had accepted a commission in their corps. This
was exactly as it should be; for the young man wanted only
regimentals to make him completely charming. His appearance
was greatly in his favour; he had all the best part of beauty
-- a fine countenance, a good figure, and very pleasing
address. The introduction was followed up on his side by a
happy readiness of conversation -- a readiness at the same time
perfectly correct and unassuming; and the whole party were
still standing and talking together very agreeably, when the
sound of horses drew their notice, and Darcy and Bingley were
seen riding down the street. On distinguishing the ladies of
the group, the two gentlemen came directly towards them, and
began the usual civilities. Bingley was the principal
spokesman, and Miss Bennet the principal object. He was then,
he said, on his way to Longbourn on purpose to inquire after
her. Mr. Darcy corroborated it with a bow, and was beginning
to determine not to fix his eyes on Elizabeth, when they were
suddenly arrested by the sight of the stranger, and Elizabeth
happening to see the countenance of both as they looked at each
other, was