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KING LEAR
DRAMATIS PERSONAE

LEAR

king of Britain (KING LEAR:)

DUKE OF BURGUNDY        (BURGUNDY:)

DUKE OF CORNWALL        (CORNWALL:)

EARL OF KENT    (KENT:)

EARL OF GLOUCESTER      (GLOUCESTER:)

A Captain employed by Edmund. (Captain:)
Gentleman attendant on Cordelia. (Gentleman:) A Herald.
Servants to Cornwall.
(First Servant:)
(Second Servant:)
(Third Servant:)

GONERIL

|
|

REGAN

| daughters to Lear.
|

CORDELIA        |

Knights of Lear's train, Captains, Messengers, Soldiers, and Attendants
(Knight:)
(Captain:)
(Messenger:)

KING LEAR

[Enter KENT, GLOUCESTER, and EDMUND]

KENT

I thought the king had more affected the Duke of Albany than Cornwall.

GLOUCESTER      It did always seem so to us: but now, in the
        division of the kingdom, it appears not which of
        the dukes he values most; for equalities are so
        weighed, that curiosity in neither can make choice
        of either's moiety.

KENT    Is not this your son, my lord?

GLOUCESTER      His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge: I have
        so often blushed to acknowledge him, that now I am
        brazed to it.

KENT    I cannot conceive you.

GLOUCESTER      Sir, this young fellow's mother could: whereupon
        she grew round-wombed, and had, indeed, sir, a son
        for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed.
        Do you smell a fault?

KENT

I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so proper.

GLOUCESTER      But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year
        elder than this, who yet is no dearer in my account:
        though this knave came something saucily into the
        world before he was sent for, yet was his mother
        fair; there was good sport at his making, and the

whoreson must be acknowledged. Do you know this noble gentleman, Edmund?

GLOUCESTER      My lord of Kent: remember him hereafter as my
        honourable friend.

KENT

I must love you, and sue to know you better.

GLOUCESTER      He hath been out nine years, and away he shall
        again. The king is coming.

[Sennet. Enter KING LEAR, CORNWALL, ALBANY, GONERIL, REGAN, CORDELIA, and Attendants]

KING LEAR       Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester.

GLOUCESTER      I shall, my liege.

[Exeunt GLOUCESTER and EDMUND]

KING LEAR       Meantime we shall express our darker purpose.
        Give me the map there. Know that we have divided
        In three our kingdom: and 'tis our fast intent
        To shake all cares and business from our age;
        Conferring them on younger strengths, while we

Unburthen'd crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall, And you, our no less loving son of Albany, We have this hour a constant will to publish Our daughters' several dowers, that future strife May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy, Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love, Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn, And here are to be answer'd. Tell me, my daughters,-- Since now we will divest us both of rule, Interest of territory, cares of state,--
Which of you shall we say doth love us most? That we our largest bounty may extend
Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril, Our eldest-born, speak first.

GONERIL

Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter; Dearer than eye-sight, space, and liberty; Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare; No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour; As much as child e'er loved, or father found; A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable; Beyond all manner of so much I love you.

CORDELIA        [Aside]  What shall Cordelia do?
        Love, and be silent.

LEAR

Of all these bounds, even from this line to this, With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd, With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads, We make thee lady: to thine and Albany's issue Be this perpetual. What says our second daughter, Our dearest Regan, wife to Cornwall? Speak.

REGAN

Sir, I am made
Of the self-same metal that my sister is, And prize me at her worth. In my true heart I find she names my very deed of love; Only she comes too short: that I profess Myself an enemy to all other joys, Which the most precious square of sense possesses; And find I am alone felicitate In your dear highness' love.

CORDELIA        [Aside] Then poor Cordelia!
        And yet not so; since, I am sure, my love's
        More richer than my tongue.

KING LEAR       To thee and thine hereditary ever
        Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom;
        No less in space, validity, and pleasure,
        Than that conferr'd on Goneril. Now, our joy,
        Although the last, not least; to whose young love

The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
Strive to be interess'd; what can you say to draw A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.

CORDELIA        Nothing, my lord.

KING LEAR       Nothing!

CORDELIA        Nothing.

KING LEAR       Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.

CORDELIA        Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
        My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty
        According to my bond; nor more nor less.

KING LEAR       How, how, Cordelia! mend your speech a little,
        Lest it may mar your fortunes.

CORDELIA        Good my lord,
        You have begot me, bred me, loved me: I
        Return those duties back as are right fit,
        Obey you, love you, and most honour you.
        Why have my sisters husbands, if they say

They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed, That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry Half my love with him, half my care and duty: Sure, I shall never marry like my sisters, To love my father all.

KING LEAR       But goes thy heart with this?

CORDELIA        Ay, good my lord.

KING LEAR       So young, and so untender?

CORDELIA        So young, my lord, and true.

KING LEAR       Let it be so; thy truth, then, be thy dower:
        For, by the sacred radiance of the sun,
        The mysteries of Hecate, and the night;
        By all the operation of the orbs
        From whom we do exist, and cease to be;

Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
Propinquity and property of blood,
And as a stranger to my heart and me
Hold thee, from this, for ever. The barbarous Scythian, Or he that makes his generation messes
To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom
Be as well neighbour'd, pitied, and relieved, As thou my sometime daughter.

KENT    Good my liege,--

KING LEAR       Peace, Kent!
        Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
        I loved her most, and thought to set my rest
        On her kind nursery. Hence, and avoid my sight!
        So be my grave my peace, as here I give

Her father's heart from her! Call France; who stirs? Call Burgundy. Cornwall and Albany,
With my two daughters' dowers digest this third: Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her. I do invest you jointly with my power,
Pre-eminence, and all the large effects
That troop with majesty. Ourself, by monthly course, With reservation of an hundred knights,
By you to be sustain'd, shall our abode
Make with you by due turns. Only we still retain The name, and all the additions to a king; The sway, revenue, execution of the rest, Beloved sons, be yours: which to confirm, This coronet part betwixt you.
[Giving the crown]

KENT

Royal Lear,
Whom I have ever honour'd as my king, Loved as my father, as my master follow'd, As my great patron thought on in my prayers,--

KING LEAR       The bow is bent and drawn, make from the shaft.

KENT

Let it fall rather, though the fork invade The region of my heart: be Kent unmannerly, When Lear is mad. What wilt thou do, old man? Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak, When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour's bound, When majesty stoops to folly. Reverse thy doom; And, in thy best consideration, cheque This hideous rashness: answer my life my judgment, Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least; Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound Reverbs no hollowness.

KING LEAR       Kent, on thy life, no more.

KENT

My life I never held but as a pawn
To wage against thy enemies; nor fear to lose it, Thy safety being the motive.

KING LEAR       Out of my sight!

KENT

See better, Lear; and let me still remain The true blank of thine eye.

KING LEAR       Now, by Apollo,--

KENT                      Now, by Apollo, king,
        Thou swear'st thy gods in vain.

KING LEAR       O, vassal! miscreant!

[Laying his hand on his sword]

ALBANY

|
| Dear sir, forbear.

CORNWALL        |

KENT

Do:
Kill thy physician, and the fee bestow Upon thy foul disease. Revoke thy doom; Or, whilst I can vent clamour from my throat, I'll tell thee thou dost evil.

KING LEAR       Hear me, recreant!
        On thine allegiance, hear me!
        Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow,
        Which we durst never yet, and with strain'd pride
        To come between our sentence and our power,

Which nor our nature nor our place can bear, Our potency made good, take thy reward.
Five days we do allot thee, for provision To shield thee from diseases of the world; And on the sixth to turn thy hated back
Upon our kingdom: if, on the tenth day following, Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions, The moment is thy death. Away! by Jupiter, This shall not be revoked.

KENT

Fare thee well, king: sith thus thou wilt appear, Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here.

[To CORDELIA]
The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid, That justly think'st, and hast most rightly said!
[To REGAN and GONERIL]
And your large speeches may your deeds approve, That good effects may spring from words of love. Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu; He'll shape his old course in a country new.
[Exit]
[Flourish. Re-enter GLOUCESTER, with KING OF FRANCE, BURGUNDY, and Attendants]

GLOUCESTER      Here's France and Burgundy, my noble lord.

KING LEAR       My lord of Burgundy.
        We first address towards you, who with this king
        Hath rivall'd for our daughter: what, in the least,
        Will you require in present dower with her,
        Or cease your quest of love?

BURGUNDY        Most royal majesty,
        I crave no more than what your highness offer'd,
        Nor will you tender less.

KING LEAR       Right noble Burgundy,
        When she was dear to us, we did hold her so;
        But now her price is fall'n. Sir, there she stands:
        If aught within that little seeming substance,
        Or all of it, with our displeasure pieced,

And nothing more, may fitly like your grace, She's there, and she is yours.

BURGUNDY        I know no answer.

KING LEAR       Will you, with those infirmities she owes,
        Unfriended, new-adopted to our hate,
        Dower'd with our curse, and stranger'd with our oath,
        Take her, or leave her?

BURGUNDY        Pardon me, royal sir;
        Election makes not up on such conditions.

KING LEAR       Then leave her, sir; for, by the power that made me,
        I tell you all her wealth.

[To KING OF FRANCE]

                     For you, great king,

I would not from your love make such a stray, To match you where I hate; therefore beseech you To avert your liking a more worthier way
Than on a wretch whom nature is ashamed
Almost to acknowledge hers.

That she, that even but now was your best object, The argument of your praise, balm of your age, Most best, most dearest, should in this trice of time Commit a thing so monstrous, to dismantle So many folds of favour. Sure, her offence Must be of such unnatural degree,
That monsters it, or your fore-vouch'd affection Fall'n into taint: which to believe of her, Must be a faith that reason without miracle Could never plant in me.

CORDELIA        I yet beseech your majesty,--
        If for I want that glib and oily art,
        To speak and purpose not; since what I well intend,
        I'll do't before I speak,--that you make known
        It is no vicious blot, murder, or foulness,

No unchaste action, or dishonour'd step,
That hath deprived me of your grace and favour; But even for want of that for which I am richer, A still-soliciting eye, and such a tongue As I am glad I have not, though not to have it Hath lost me in your liking.

KING LEAR       Better thou
        Hadst not been born than not to have pleased me better.

Which often leaves the history unspoke
That it intends to do? My lord of Burgundy, What say you to the lady? Love's not love When it is mingled with regards that stand Aloof from the entire point. Will you have her? She is herself a dowry.

BURGUNDY        Royal Lear,
        Give but that portion which yourself proposed,
        And here I take Cordelia by the hand,
        Duchess of Burgundy.

KING LEAR       Nothing: I have sworn; I am firm.

BURGUNDY        I am sorry, then, you have so lost a father
        That you must lose a husband.

CORDELIA        Peace be with Burgundy!
        Since that respects of fortune are his love,
        I shall not be his wife.

Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised! Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon:
Be it lawful I take up what's cast away.
Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect My love should kindle to inflamed respect. Thy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance, Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France: Not all the dukes of waterish Burgundy
Can buy this unprized precious maid of me. Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind: Thou losest here, a better where to find.

KING LEAR       Thou hast her, France: let her be thine; for we
        Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see
        That face of hers again. Therefore be gone
        Without our grace, our love, our benison.
        Come, noble Burgundy.

[Flourish. Exeunt all but KING OF FRANCE, GONERIL, REGAN, and CORDELIA]

CORDELIA        The jewels of our father, with wash'd eyes
        Cordelia leaves you: I know you what you are;
        And like a sister am most loath to call
        Your faults as they are named. Use well our father:
        To your professed bosoms I commit him

But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,
I would prefer him to a better place.
So, farewell to you both.

GONERIL

Let your study
Be to content your lord, who hath received you At fortune's alms. You have obedience scanted, And well are worth the want that you have wanted.

CORDELIA        Time shall unfold what plaited cunning hides:
        Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
        Well may you prosper!

[Exeunt KING OF FRANCE and CORDELIA]

GONERIL

Sister, it is not a little I have to say of what most nearly appertains to us both. I think our father will hence to-night.

GONERIL

You see how full of changes his age is; the observation we have made of it hath not been little: he always loved our sister most; and with what poor judgment he hath now cast her off appears too grossly.

REGAN

'Tis the infirmity of his age: yet he hath ever but slenderly known himself.

GONERIL

The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash; then must we look to receive from his age, not alone the imperfections of long-engraffed condition, but therewithal the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric years bring with them.

REGAN

Such unconstant starts are we like to have from him as this of Kent's banishment.

GONERIL

There is further compliment of leavetaking between France and him. Pray you, let's hit together: if our father carry authority with such dispositions as he bears, this last surrender of his will but offend us.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE II        The Earl of Gloucester's castle.

[Enter EDMUND, with a letter]

EDMUND

Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I Stand in the plague of custom, and permit The curiosity of nations to deprive me, For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base? When my dimensions are as well compact, My mind as generous, and my shape as true, As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base? Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take More composition and fierce quality Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops, Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then, Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land: Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund As to the legitimate: fine word,--legitimate! Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed, And my invention thrive, Edmund the base Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper: Now, gods, stand up for bastards!

[Enter GLOUCESTER]

GLOUCESTER      Kent banish'd thus! and France in choler parted!
        And the king gone to-night! subscribed his power!
        Confined to exhibition! All this done
        Upon the gad! Edmund, how now! what news?

[Putting up the letter]

GLOUCESTER      Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter?

EDMUND  I know no news, my lord.

GLOUCESTER      What paper were you reading?

EDMUND  Nothing, my lord.

GLOUCESTER      No? What needed, then, that terrible dispatch of
        it into your pocket? the quality of nothing hath
        not such need to hide itself. Let's see: come,
        if it be nothing, I shall not need spectacles.

EDMUND

I beseech you, sir, pardon me: it is a letter from my brother, that I have not all o'er-read; and for so much as I have perused, I find it not fit for your o'er-looking.

GLOUCESTER      Give me the letter, sir.

EDMUND

I shall offend, either to detain or give it. The contents, as in part I understand them, are to blame.

GLOUCESTER      Let's see, let's see.

EDMUND

I hope, for my brother's justification, he wrote this but as an essay or taste of my virtue.

GLOUCESTER      [Reads]  'This policy and reverence of age makes
        the world bitter to the best of our times; keeps
        our fortunes from us till our oldness cannot relish
        them. I begin to find an idle and fond bondage
        in the oppression of aged tyranny; who sways, not

as it hath power, but as it is suffered. Come to me, that of this I may speak more. If our father would sleep till I waked him, you should half his

        revenue for ever, and live the beloved of your
        brother,        EDGAR.'

Hum--conspiracy!--'Sleep till I waked him,--you should enjoy half his revenue,'--My son Edgar! Had he a hand to write this? a heart and brain to breed it in?--When came this to you? who brought it?

EDMUND

It was not brought me, my lord; there's the cunning of it; I found it thrown in at the casement of my closet.

GLOUCESTER      You know the character to be your brother's?

EDMUND

If the matter were good, my lord, I durst swear it were his; but, in respect of that, I would fain think it were not.

GLOUCESTER      It is his.

EDMUND

It is his hand, my lord; but I hope his heart is not in the contents.

GLOUCESTER      Hath he never heretofore sounded you in this business?

EDMUND

Never, my lord: but I have heard him oft
maintain it to be fit, that, sons at perfect age, and fathers declining, the father should be as ward to the son, and the son manage his revenue.

GLOUCESTER      O villain, villain! His very opinion in the
        letter! Abhorred villain! Unnatural, detested,
        brutish villain! worse than brutish! Go, sirrah,
        seek him; I'll apprehend him: abominable villain!
        Where is he?

EDMUND

I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please you to suspend your indignation against my brother till you can derive from him better testimony of his intent, you shall run a certain course; where, if you violently proceed against him, mistaking his purpose, it would make a great gap in your own honour, and shake in pieces the heart of his obedience. I dare pawn down my life for him, that he hath wrote this to feel my affection to your honour, and to no further pretence of danger.

GLOUCESTER      Think you so?

EDMUND

If your honour judge it meet, I will place you where you shall hear us confer of this, and by an auricular assurance have your satisfaction; and that without any further delay than this very evening.

GLOUCESTER      He cannot be such a monster--

EDMUND  Nor is not, sure.

GLOUCESTER      To his father, that so tenderly and entirely
        loves him. Heaven and earth! Edmund, seek him
        out: wind me into him, I pray you: frame the
        business after your own wisdom. I would unstate
        myself, to be in a due resolution.

EDMUND

I will seek him, sir, presently: convey the business as I shall find means and acquaint you withal.

GLOUCESTER      These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend
        no good to us: though the wisdom of nature can
        reason it thus and thus, yet nature finds itself
        scourged by the sequent effects: love cools,
        friendship falls off, brothers divide: in

cities, mutinies; in countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond cracked 'twixt son and father. This villain of mine comes under the prediction; there's son against father: the king falls from bias of nature; there's father against child. We have seen the best of our time: machinations, hollowness, treachery, and all ruinous disorders, follow us disquietly to our graves. Find out this villain, Edmund; it shall lose thee nothing; do it carefully. And the noble and true-hearted Kent banished! his offence, honesty! 'Tis strange.
[Exit]

EDMUND

This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune,--often the surfeit of our own behavior,--we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as if we were villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish disposition to the charge of a star! My father compounded with my mother under the dragon's tail; and my nativity was under Ursa major; so that it follows, I am rough and lecherous. Tut, I should have been that I am, had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing. Edgar--

[Enter EDGAR]
And pat he comes like the catastrophe of the old comedy: my cue is villanous melancholy, with a sigh like Tom o' Bedlam. O, these eclipses do portend these divisions! fa, sol, la, mi.

EDGAR

How now, brother Edmund! what serious
contemplation are you in?

EDMUND

I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read this other day, what should follow these eclipses.

EDMUND

I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed unhappily; as of unnaturalness between the child and the parent; death, dearth, dissolutions of ancient amities; divisions in state, menaces and maledictions against king and nobles; needless diffidences, banishment of friends, dissipation of cohorts, nuptial breaches, and I know not what.

EDMUND

Parted you in good terms? Found you no
displeasure in him by word or countenance?

EDMUND

Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended him: and at my entreaty forbear his presence till some little time hath qualified the heat of his displeasure; which at this instant so rageth in him, that with the mischief of your person it would scarcely allay.

EDMUND

That's my fear. I pray you, have a continent forbearance till the spied of his rage goes slower; and, as I say, retire with me to my lodging, from whence I will fitly bring you to hear my lord speak: pray ye, go; there's my key: if you do stir abroad, go armed.

EDMUND

Brother, I advise you to the best; go armed: I am no honest man if there be any good meaning towards you: I have told you what I have seen and heard; but faintly, nothing like the image and horror of it: pray you, away.

[Exit EDGAR]
A credulous father! and a brother noble,
Whose nature is so far from doing harms,
That he suspects none: on whose foolish honesty My practises ride easy! I see the business. Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit: All with me's meet that I can fashion fit.
[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE III       The Duke of Albany's palace.

[Enter GONERIL, and OSWALD, her steward]

GONERIL

By day and night he wrongs me; every hour He flashes into one gross crime or other, That sets us all at odds: I'll not endure it: His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us On every trifle. When he returns from hunting, I will not speak with him; say I am sick: If you come slack of former services, You shall do well; the fault of it I'll answer.

[Horns within]

GONERIL

Put on what weary negligence you please,
You and your fellows; I'll have it come to question: If he dislike it, let him to our sister, Whose mind and mine, I know, in that are one, Not to be over-ruled. Idle old man, That still would manage those authorities That he hath given away! Now, by my life, Old fools are babes again; and must be used With cheques as flatteries,--when they are seen abused. Remember what I tell you.

GONERIL

And let his knights have colder looks among you; What grows of it, no matter; advise your fellows so: I would breed from hence occasions, and I shall, That I may speak: I'll write straight to my sister, To hold my very course. Prepare for dinner.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE IV        A hall in the same.

[Enter KENT, disguised]

KENT

If but as well I other accents borrow,
That can my speech defuse, my good intent May carry through itself to that full issue For which I razed my likeness. Now, banish'd Kent, If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd, So may it come, thy master, whom thou lovest, Shall find thee full of labours.

[Horns within. Enter KING LEAR, Knights, and Attendants]

KING LEAR       Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready.

[Exit an Attendant]
How now! what art thou?

KENT    A man, sir.

KING LEAR       What dost thou profess? what wouldst thou with us?

KENT

I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him truly that will put me in trust: to love him that is honest; to converse with him that is wise, and says little; to fear judgment; to fight when I cannot choose; and to eat no fish.

KING LEAR       What art thou?

KENT    A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the king.

KING LEAR       If thou be as poor for a subject as he is for a
        king, thou art poor enough. What wouldst thou?

KENT    Service.

KING LEAR       Who wouldst thou serve?

KENT    You.

KING LEAR       Dost thou know me, fellow?

KENT

No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would fain call master.

KING LEAR       What's that?

KENT    Authority.

KING LEAR       What services canst thou do?

KENT

I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in telling it, and deliver a plain message bluntly: that which ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in; and the best of me is diligence.

KING LEAR       How old art thou?

KENT

Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor so old to dote on her for any thing: I have years on my back forty eight.

KING LEAR       Follow me; thou shalt serve me: if I like thee no
        worse after dinner, I will not part from thee yet.
        Dinner, ho, dinner! Where's my knave? my fool?
        Go you, and call my fool hither.

[Exit an Attendant]
[Enter OSWALD]
You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?

[Exit]

KING LEAR       What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.

[Exit a Knight]
Where's my fool, ho? I think the world's asleep.
[Re-enter Knight]
How now! where's that mongrel?

KING LEAR       Why came not the slave back to me when I called him.

Knight

Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not.

KING LEAR       He would not!

Knight

My lord, I know not what the matter is; but, to my judgment, your highness is not entertained with that ceremonious affection as you were wont; there's a great abatement of kindness appears as well in the general dependants as in the duke himself also and your daughter.

KING LEAR       Ha! sayest thou so?

Knight

I beseech you, pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for my duty cannot be silent when I think your highness wronged.

KING LEAR       Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception: I
        have perceived a most faint neglect of late; which I
        have rather blamed as mine own jealous curiosity
        than as a very pretence and purpose of unkindness:
        I will look further into't. But where's my fool? I

have not seen him this two days.

Knight

Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool hath much pined away.

KING LEAR       No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you, and
        tell my daughter I would speak with her.

[Exit an Attendant]
Go you, call hither my fool.
[Exit an Attendant]
[Re-enter OSWALD]
O, you sir, you, come you hither, sir: who am I, sir?

KING LEAR       'My lady's father'! my lord's knave: your
        whoreson dog! you slave! you cur!

KING LEAR       Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?

[Striking him]

KENT

Nor tripped neither, you base football player.

[Tripping up his heels]

KING LEAR       I thank thee, fellow; thou servest me, and I'll
        love thee.

KENT

Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences: away, away! if you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry: but away! go to; have you wisdom? so.

[Pushes OSWALD out]

KING LEAR       Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there's
        earnest of thy service.

[Giving KENT money]
[Enter Fool]

Fool

Let me hire him too: here's my coxcomb.

[Offering KENT his cap]

KING LEAR       How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou?

Fool

Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.

KENT

Why, fool?

Fool

Why, for taking one's part that's out of favour: nay, an thou canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly: there, take my coxcomb: why, this fellow has banished two on's daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will; if thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb. How now, nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!

KING LEAR       Why, my boy?

Fool

If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs myself. There's mine; beg another of thy daughters.

KING LEAR       Take heed, sirrah; the whip.

Fool

Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped out, when Lady the brach may stand by the fire and stink.

KING LEAR       A pestilent gall to me!

Fool    Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.

KING LEAR       Do.

Fool

Mark it, nuncle:
Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest, Lend less than thou owest, Ride more than thou goest, Learn more than thou trowest, Set less than thou throwest; Leave thy drink and thy whore, And keep in-a-door, And thou shalt have more Than two tens to a score.

KENT

This is nothing, fool.

Fool

Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer; you gave me nothing for't. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?

KING LEAR       Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing.

Fool

[To KENT] Prithee, tell him, so much the rent of his land comes to: he will not believe a fool.

KING LEAR       A bitter fool!

Fool

Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and a sweet fool?

KING LEAR       No, lad; teach me.

Fool

That lord that counsell'd thee
To give away thy land, Come place him here by me, Do thou for him stand: The sweet and bitter fool Will presently appear; The one in motley here, The other found out there.

KING LEAR       Dost thou call me fool, boy?

Fool

All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast born with.

KENT

This is not altogether fool, my lord.

Fool

No, faith, lords and great men will not let me; if I had a monopoly out, they would have part on't: and ladies too, they will not let me have all fool to myself; they'll be snatching. Give me an egg, nuncle, and I'll give thee two crowns.

KING LEAR       What two crowns shall they be?

Fool

Why, after I have cut the egg i' the middle, and eat up the meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i' the middle, and gavest away both parts, thou borest thy ass on thy back o'er the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown, when thou gavest thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in this, let him be whipped that first finds it so.

[Singing]
Fools had ne'er less wit in a year;
For wise men are grown foppish,
They know not how their wits to wear,
Their manners are so apish.

KING LEAR       When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?

Fool

I have used it, nuncle, ever since thou madest thy daughters thy mothers: for when thou gavest them the rod, and put'st down thine own breeches,

[Singing]
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.

KING LEAR       An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipped.

Fool

I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are: they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be thee, nuncle; thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides, and left nothing i' the middle: here comes one o' the parings.

[Enter GONERIL]

KING LEAR       How now, daughter! what makes that frontlet on?
        Methinks you are too much of late i' the frown.

Fool

Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for her frowning; now thou art an O without a figure: I am better than thou art now; I am a fool, thou art nothing.

[To GONERIL]
Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue; so your face bids me, though you say nothing. Mum, mum, He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
Weary of all, shall want some.
[Pointing to KING LEAR]
That's a shealed peascod.

GONERIL

Not only, sir, this your all-licensed fool, But other of your insolent retinue Do hourly carp and quarrel; breaking forth In rank and not-to-be endured riots. Sir, I had thought, by making this well known unto you, To have found a safe redress; but now grow fearful, By what yourself too late have spoke and done. That you protect this course, and put it on By your allowance; which if you should, the fault Would not 'scape censure, nor the redresses sleep, Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal, Might in their working do you that offence, Which else were shame, that then necessity Will call discreet proceeding.

Fool

For, you trow, nuncle,
The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long, That it's had it head bit off by it young. So, out went the candle, and we were left darkling.

KING LEAR       Are you our daughter?

GONERIL

Come, sir,
I would you would make use of that good wisdom, Whereof I know you are fraught; and put away These dispositions, that of late transform you From what you rightly are.

Fool

May not an ass know when the cart
draws the horse? Whoop, Jug! I love thee.

KING LEAR       Doth any here know me? This is not Lear:
        Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?
        Either his notion weakens, his discernings
        Are lethargied--Ha! waking? 'tis not so.
        Who is it that can tell me who I am?

Fool    Lear's shadow.

KING LEAR       I would learn that; for, by the
        marks of sovereignty, knowledge, and reason,
        I should be false persuaded I had daughters.

Fool    Which they will make an obedient father.

KING LEAR       Your name, fair gentlewoman?

GONERIL

This admiration, sir, is much o' the savour Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you To understand my purposes aright: As you are old and reverend, you should be wise. Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires; Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd and bold, That this our court, infected with their manners, Shows like a riotous inn: epicurism and lust Make it more like a tavern or a brothel Than a graced palace. The shame itself doth speak For instant remedy: be then desired By her, that else will take the thing she begs, A little to disquantity your train; And the remainder, that shall still depend, To be such men as may besort your age, And know themselves and you.

KING LEAR       Darkness and devils!
        Saddle my horses; call my train together:
        Degenerate bastard! I'll not trouble thee.
        Yet have I left a daughter.

GONERIL

You strike my people; and your disorder'd rabble Make servants of their betters.

[Enter ALBANY]

KING LEAR       Woe, that too late repents,--

[To ALBANY]

                        O, sir, are you come?

Is it your will? Speak, sir. Prepare my horses. Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child Than the sea-monster!

KING LEAR       [To GONERIL]  Detested kite! thou liest.
        My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
        That all particulars of duty know,
        And in the most exact regard support
        The worships of their name. O most small fault,

How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
That, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature From the fix'd place; drew from heart all love, And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear! Beat at this gate, that let thy folly in,
[Striking his head]
And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people.

ALBANY

My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant Of what hath moved you.

KING LEAR       It may be so, my lord.
        Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear!
        Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
        To make this creature fruitful!
        Into her womb convey sterility!

Dry up in her the organs of increase;
And from her derogate body never spring
A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
Create her child of spleen; that it may live, And be a thwart disnatured torment to her! Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth; With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks; Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
To laughter and contempt; that she may feel How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child! Away, away!
[Exit]

GONERIL

Never afflict yourself to know the cause; But let his disposition have that scope That dotage gives it.

[Re-enter KING LEAR]

KING LEAR       What, fifty of my followers at a clap!
        Within a fortnight!

KING LEAR       I'll tell thee:

[To GONERIL]
Life and death! I am ashamed
That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus; That these hot tears, which break from me perforce, Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee! The untented woundings of a father's curse Pierce every sense about thee! Old fond eyes, Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck ye out, And cast you, with the waters that you lose, To temper clay. Yea, it is come to this?
Let is be so: yet have I left a daughter, Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable:
When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think I have cast off for ever: thou shalt,
I warrant thee.
[Exeunt KING LEAR, KENT, and Attendants]

ALBANY

I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
To the great love I bear you,--

[To the Fool]
You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.

Fool

Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry and take the fool with thee. A fox, when one has caught her, And such a daughter, Should sure to the slaughter, If my cap would buy a halter: So the fool follows after.

[Exit]

GONERIL

This man hath had good counsel:--a hundred knights! 'Tis politic and safe to let him keep At point a hundred knights: yes, that, on every dream, Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike, He may enguard his dotage with their powers, And hold our lives in mercy. Oswald, I say!

GONERIL

Safer than trust too far:
Let me still take away the harms I fear, Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart. What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister If she sustain him and his hundred knights When I have show'd the unfitness,--

[Re-enter OSWALD]

                                  How now, Oswald!

What, have you writ that letter to my sister?

GONERIL

Take you some company, and away to horse: Inform her full of my particular fear; And thereto add such reasons of your own As may compact it more. Get you gone; And hasten your return.

[Exit OSWALD]
No, no, my lord,
This milky gentleness and course of yours Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon,
You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom Than praised for harmful mildness.

ALBANY

How far your eyes may pierce I can not tell: Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

[Enter KING LEAR, KENT, and Fool]

KING LEAR       Go you before to Gloucester with these letters.
        Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you
        know than comes from her demand out of the letter.
        If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.

KENT

I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter.

[Exit]

Fool

If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger of kibes?

KING LEAR       Ay, boy.

Fool

Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne'er go slip-shod.

KING LEAR       Ha, ha, ha!

Fool

Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.

KING LEAR       Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?

Fool

She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i' the middle on's face?

KING LEAR       No.

Fool

Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose; that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.

KING LEAR       I did her wrong--

Fool    Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?

KING LEAR       No.

Fool    Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.

KING LEAR       Why?

Fool

Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case.

KING LEAR       I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my
        horses ready?

Fool

Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.

KING LEAR       Because they are not eight?

Fool    Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.

KING LEAR       To take 't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!

Fool

If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for being old before thy time.

KING LEAR       How's that?

Fool

Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.

KING LEAR       O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven
        Keep me in temper: I would not be mad!

[Enter Gentleman]
How now! are the horses ready?

Gentleman       Ready, my lord.

KING LEAR       Come, boy.

Fool

She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure, Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

[Enter EDMUND, and CURAN meets him]

CURAN

And you, sir. I have been with your father, and given him notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his duchess will be here with him this night.

CURAN

Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news abroad; I mean the whispered ones, for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments?

CURAN

Have you heard of no likely wars toward, 'twixt the Dukes of Cornwall and Albany?

[Exit]

EDMUND

The duke be here to-night? The better! best! This weaves itself perforce into my business. My father hath set guard to take my brother; And I have one thing, of a queasy question, Which I must act: briefness and fortune, work! Brother, a word; descend: brother, I say!

[Enter EDGAR]
My father watches: O sir, fly this place; Intelligence is given where you are hid;
You have now the good advantage of the night: Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall? He's coming hither: now, i' the night, i' the haste, And Regan with him: have you nothing said Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany? Advise yourself.

EDGAR                     I am sure on't, not a word.

EDMUND

I hear my father coming: pardon me:
In cunning I must draw my sword upon you Draw; seem to defend yourself; now quit you well. Yield: come before my father. Light, ho, here! Fly, brother. Torches, torches! So, farewell.

[Exit EDGAR]
Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion.
[Wounds his arm]
Of my more fierce endeavour: I have seen drunkards Do more than this in sport. Father, father! Stop, stop! No help?
[Enter GLOUCESTER, and Servants with torches]

GLOUCESTER      Now, Edmund, where's the villain?

EDMUND

Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out, Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon To stand auspicious mistress,--

GLOUCESTER      But where is he?

EDMUND  Look, sir, I bleed.

GLOUCESTER      Where is the villain, Edmund?

EDMUND  Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could--

GLOUCESTER      Pursue him, ho! Go after.

[Exeunt some Servants]

                     By no means what?

EDMUND

Persuade me to the murder of your lordship; But that I told him, the revenging gods 'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend; Spoke, with how manifold and strong a bond The child was bound to the father; sir, in fine, Seeing how loathly opposite I stood To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion, With his prepared sword, he charges home My unprovided body, lanced mine arm: But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits, Bold in the quarrel's right, roused to the encounter, Or whether gasted by the noise I made, Full suddenly he fled.

GLOUCESTER      Let him fly far:
        Not in this land shall he remain uncaught;
        And found--dispatch. The noble duke my master,
        My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night:
        By his authority I will proclaim it,

That he which finds him shall deserve our thanks, Bringing the murderous coward to the stake; He that conceals him, death.

EDMUND

When I dissuaded him from his intent,
And found him pight to do it, with curst speech I threaten'd to discover him: he replied, 'Thou unpossessing bastard! dost thou think, If I would stand against thee, would the reposal Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee Make thy words faith'd? No: what I should deny,-- As this I would: ay, though thou didst produce My very character,--I'ld turn it all To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practise: And thou must make a dullard of the world, If they not thought the profits of my death Were very pregnant and potential spurs To make thee seek it.'

GLOUCESTER      Strong and fasten'd villain
        Would he deny his letter? I never got him.

[Tucket within]
Hark, the duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes. All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not 'scape; The duke must grant me that: besides, his picture I will send far and near, that all the kingdom May have the due note of him; and of my land, Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means To make thee capable.
[Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, and Attendants]

CORNWALL        How now, my noble friend! since I came hither,
        Which I can call but now, I have heard strange news.

REGAN

If it be true, all vengeance comes too short Which can pursue the offender. How dost, my lord?

GLOUCESTER      O, madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd!

REGAN

What, did my father's godson seek your life? He whom my father named? your Edgar?

GLOUCESTER      O, lady, lady, shame would have it hid!

REGAN

Was he not companion with the riotous knights That tend upon my father?

GLOUCESTER      I know not, madam: 'tis too bad, too bad.

REGAN

No marvel, then, though he were ill affected: 'Tis they have put him on the old man's death, To have the expense and waste of his revenues. I have this present evening from my sister Been well inform'd of them; and with such cautions, That if they come to sojourn at my house, I'll not be there.

CORNWALL        Nor I, assure thee, Regan.
        Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father
        A child-like office.

GLOUCESTER      He did bewray his practise; and received
        This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him.

CORNWALL        Is he pursued?

GLOUCESTER                        Ay, my good lord.

CORNWALL        If he be taken, he shall never more
        Be fear'd of doing harm: make your own purpose,
        How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund,
        Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant
        So much commend itself, you shall be ours:

Natures of such deep trust we shall much need; You we first seize on.

EDMUND

I shall serve you, sir,
Truly, however else.

GLOUCESTER      For him I thank your grace.

CORNWALL        You know not why we came to visit you,--

REGAN

Thus out of season, threading dark-eyed night: Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some poise, Wherein we must have use of your advice: Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister, Of differences, which I least thought it fit To answer from our home; the several messengers From hence attend dispatch. Our good old friend, Lay comforts to your bosom; and bestow Your needful counsel to our business, Which craves the instant use.

GLOUCESTER      I serve you, madam:
        Your graces are right welcome.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE II        Before Gloucester's castle.

[Enter KENT and OSWALD, severally]

KENT

Ay.

KENT

I' the mire.

KENT

I love thee not.

KENT

If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me.

KENT

Fellow, I know thee.

KENT

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

OSWALD

Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee!

KENT

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw.

[Drawing his sword]

KENT

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the king; and take vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks: draw, you rascal; come your ways.

KENT

Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike.

[Beating him]

[Enter EDMUND, with his rapier drawn, CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants]

KENT

With you, goodman boy, an you please: come, I'll flesh ye; come on, young master.

GLOUCESTER      Weapons! arms! What 's the matter here?

CORNWALL        Keep peace, upon your lives:
        He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?

REGAN   The messengers from our sister and the king.

CORNWALL        What is your difference? speak.

KENT

No marvel, you have so bestirred your valour. You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee: a tailor made thee.

CORNWALL        Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?

KENT

Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or painter could not have made him so ill, though he had been but two hours at the trade.

CORNWALL        Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?

OSWALD

This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared at suit of his gray beard,--

KENT

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail?

CORNWALL        Peace, sirrah!
        You beastly knave, know you no reverence?

KENT    Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.

CORNWALL        Why art thou angry?

KENT

That such a slave as this should wear a sword, Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these, Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain Which are too intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion That in the natures of their lords rebel; Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods; Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks With every gale and vary of their masters, Knowing nought, like dogs, but following. A plague upon your epileptic visage! Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool? Goose, if I had you upon Sarum plain, I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot.

CORNWALL        Why, art thou mad, old fellow?

GLOUCESTER      How fell you out? say that.

KENT

No contraries hold more antipathy
Than I and such a knave.

CORNWALL        Why dost thou call him a knave?  What's his offence?

KENT    His countenance likes me not.

CORNWALL        No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers.

KENT

Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain:
I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Before me at this instant.

CORNWALL        This is some fellow,
        Who, having been praised for bluntness, doth affect
        A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb
        Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he,
        An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth!

An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain. These kind of knaves I know, which in this plainness Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends Than twenty silly ducking observants
That stretch their duties nicely.

KENT

Sir, in good sooth, in sincere verity,
Under the allowance of your great aspect, Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire On flickering Phoebus' front,--

CORNWALL        What mean'st by this?

KENT

To go out of my dialect, which you
discommend so much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain accent was a plain knave; which for my part I will not be, though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to 't.

CORNWALL        What was the offence you gave him?

OSWALD

I never gave him any:
It pleased the king his master very late To strike at me, upon his misconstruction; When he, conjunct and flattering his displeasure, Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd, And put upon him such a deal of man, That worthied him, got praises of the king For him attempting who was self-subdued; And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit, Drew on me here again.

KENT

None of these rogues and cowards
But Ajax is their fool.

CORNWALL        Fetch forth the stocks!
        You stubborn ancient knave, you reverend braggart,
        We'll teach you--

KENT                      Sir, I am too old to learn:
        Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king;
        On whose employment I was sent to you:
        You shall do small respect, show too bold malice
        Against the grace and person of my master,
        Stocking his messenger.

CORNWALL        Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
        There shall he sit till noon.

KENT

Why, madam, if I were your father's dog,
You should not use me so.

REGAN   Sir, being his knave, I will.

CORNWALL        This is a fellow of the self-same colour
        Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!

[Stocks brought out]

GLOUCESTER      Let me beseech your grace not to do so:
        His fault is much, and the good king his master
        Will cheque him for 't: your purposed low correction
        Is such as basest and contemned'st wretches
        For pilferings and most common trespasses

Are punish'd with: the king must take it ill, That he's so slightly valued in his messenger, Should have him thus restrain'd.

CORNWALL        I'll answer that.

REGAN

My sister may receive it much more worse, To have her gentleman abused, assaulted, For following her affairs. Put in his legs.

[KENT is put in the stocks]
Come, my good lord, away.
[Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER and KENT]

GLOUCESTER      I am sorry for thee, friend; 'tis the duke's pleasure,
        Whose disposition, all the world well knows,
        Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd: I'll entreat for thee.

KENT

Pray, do not, sir: I have watched and travell'd hard; Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle. A good man's fortune may grow out at heels: Give you good morrow!

GLOUCESTER      The duke's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken.

[Exit]

KENT

Good king, that must approve the common saw, Thou out of heaven's benediction comest To the warm sun! Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, That by thy comfortable beams I may Peruse this letter! Nothing almost sees miracles But misery: I know 'tis from Cordelia, Who hath most fortunately been inform'd Of my obscured course; and shall find time From this enormous state, seeking to give Losses their remedies. All weary and o'erwatch'd, Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold This shameful lodging. Fortune, good night: smile once more: turn thy wheel!

[Sleeps]
KING LEAR

SCENE III       A wood.

[Enter EDGAR]

EDGAR

I heard myself proclaim'd;
And by the happy hollow of a tree Escaped the hunt. No port is free; no place, That guard, and most unusual vigilance, Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may 'scape, I will preserve myself: and am bethought To take the basest and most poorest shape That ever penury, in contempt of man, Brought near to beast: my face I'll grime with filth; Blanket my loins: elf all my hair in knots; And with presented nakedness out-face The winds and persecutions of the sky. The country gives me proof and precedent Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices, Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary; And with this horrible object, from low farms, Poor pelting villages, sheep-cotes, and mills, Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers, Enforce their charity. Poor Turlygod! poor Tom! That's something yet: Edgar I nothing am.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE IV        Before GLOUCESTER's castle. KENT in the stocks.

[Enter KING LEAR, Fool, and Gentleman]

KING LEAR       'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
        And not send back my messenger.

Gentleman       As I learn'd,
        The night before there was no purpose in them
        Of this remove.

KENT                      Hail to thee, noble master!

KING LEAR       Ha!
        Makest thou this shame thy pastime?

KENT

No, my lord.

Fool

Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the heads, dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and men by the legs: when a man's over-lusty at legs, then he wears wooden nether-stocks.

KING LEAR       What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
        To set thee here?

KENT                      It is both he and she;
        Your son and daughter.

KING LEAR       No.

KENT    Yes.

KING LEAR       No, I say.

KENT    I say, yea.

KING LEAR       No, no, they would not.

KENT    Yes, they have.

KING LEAR       By Jupiter, I swear, no.

KENT    By Juno, I swear, ay.

KING LEAR       They durst not do 't;
        They could not, would not do 't; 'tis worse than murder,
        To do upon respect such violent outrage:
        Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way
        Thou mightst deserve, or they impose, this usage,
        Coming from us.

KENT                      My lord, when at their home
        I did commend your highness' letters to them,
        Ere I was risen from the place that show'd
        My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,
        Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth

From Goneril his mistress salutations;
Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission, Which presently they read: on whose contents, They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse; Commanded me to follow, and attend
The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks: And meeting here the other messenger,
Whose welcome, I perceived, had poison'd mine,-- Being the very fellow that of late
Display'd so saucily against your highness,-- Having more man than wit about me, drew:
He raised the house with loud and coward cries. Your son and daughter found this trespass worth The shame which here it suffers.

Fool

Winter's not gone yet, if the wild-geese fly that way. Fathers that wear rags Do make their children blind; But fathers that bear bags Shall see their children kind. Fortune, that arrant whore, Ne'er turns the key to the poor. But, for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters as thou canst tell in a year.

KING LEAR       O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
        Hysterica passio, down, thou climbing sorrow,
        Thy element's below! Where is this daughter?

KENT    With the earl, sir, here within.

KING LEAR       Follow me not;
        Stay here.

[Exit]

Gentleman       Made you no more offence but what you speak of?

KENT

None.
How chance the king comes with so small a train?

Fool

And thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserved it.

KENT

Why, fool?

Fool

We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's no labouring i' the winter. All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and there's not a nose among twenty but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following it: but the great one that goes up the hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it. That sir which serves and seeks for gain, And follows but for form, Will pack when it begins to rain, And leave thee in the storm, But I will tarry; the fool will stay, And let the wise man fly: The knave turns fool that runs away; The fool no knave, perdy.

KENT

Where learned you this, fool?

Fool

Not i' the stocks, fool.

[Re-enter KING LEAR with GLOUCESTER]

KING LEAR       Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
        They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches;
        The images of revolt and flying off.
        Fetch me a better answer.

GLOUCESTER      My dear lord,
        You know the fiery quality of the duke;
        How unremoveable and fix'd he is
        In his own course.

KING LEAR       Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!
        Fiery? what quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
        I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.

GLOUCESTER      Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.

KING LEAR       Inform'd them! Dost thou understand me, man?

GLOUCESTER      Ay, my good lord.

KING LEAR       The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
        Would with his daughter speak, commands her service:
        Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood!
        Fiery? the fiery duke? Tell the hot duke that--
        No, but not yet: may be he is not well:

Infirmity doth still neglect all office
Whereto our health is bound; we are not ourselves When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind To suffer with the body: I'll forbear;
And am fall'n out with my more headier will, To take the indisposed and sickly fit
For the sound man. Death on my state! wherefore
[Looking on KENT]
Should he sit here? This act persuades me That this remotion of the duke and her
Is practise only. Give me my servant forth. Go tell the duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them, Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me, Or at their chamber-door I'll beat the drum Till it cry sleep to death.

GLOUCESTER      I would have all well betwixt you.

[Exit]

KING LEAR       O me, my heart, my rising heart! but, down!

Fool

Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put 'em i' the paste alive; she knapped 'em o' the coxcombs with a stick, and cried 'Down, wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.

[Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants]

KING LEAR       Good morrow to you both.

CORNWALL        Hail to your grace!

[KENT is set at liberty]

REGAN   I am glad to see your highness.

KING LEAR       Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
        I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
        I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,
        Sepulchring an adultress.

[To KENT]
O, are you free?
Some other time for that. Beloved Regan,
Thy sister's naught: O Regan, she hath tied Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here:
[Points to his heart]
I can scarce speak to thee; thou'lt not believe With how depraved a quality--O Regan!

REGAN

I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope. You less know how to value her desert Than she to scant her duty.

KING LEAR       Say, how is that?

REGAN

I cannot think my sister in the least
Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance She have restrain'd the riots of your followers, 'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end, As clears her from all blame.

KING LEAR       My curses on her!

REGAN                     O, sir, you are old.
        Nature in you stands on the very verge
        Of her confine: you should be ruled and led
        By some discretion, that discerns your state
        Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,

That to our sister you do make return;
Say you have wrong'd her, sir.

KING LEAR       Ask her forgiveness?
        Do you but mark how this becomes the house:
        'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;

[Kneeling]
Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg
That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'

REGAN

Good sir, no more; these are unsightly tricks: Return you to my sister.

KING LEAR       [Rising]  Never, Regan:
        She hath abated me of half my train;
        Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,
        Most serpent-like, upon the very heart:
        All the stored vengeances of heaven fall

On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones, You taking airs, with lameness!

CORNWALL        Fie, sir, fie!

KING LEAR       You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
        Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
        You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the powerful sun,
        To fall and blast her pride!

REGAN

O the blest gods! so will you wish on me, When the rash mood is on.

KING LEAR       No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
        Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give
        Thee o'er to harshness: her eyes are fierce; but thine
        Do comfort and not burn. 'Tis not in thee
        To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,

To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,
And in conclusion to oppose the bolt
Against my coming in: thou better know'st The offices of nature, bond of childhood, Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude;
Thy half o' the kingdom hast thou not forgot, Wherein I thee endow'd.

REGAN   Good sir, to the purpose.

KING LEAR       Who put my man i' the stocks?

[Tucket within]

CORNWALL        What trumpet's that?

REGAN

I know't, my sister's: this approves her letter, That she would soon be here.

[Enter OSWALD]

                       Is your lady come?

KING LEAR       This is a slave, whose easy-borrow'd pride
        Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.
        Out, varlet, from my sight!

CORNWALL        What means your grace?

KING LEAR       Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope
        Thou didst not know on't. Who comes here? O heavens,

[Enter GONERIL]
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway Allow obedience, if yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part!
[To GONERIL]
Art not ashamed to look upon this beard?
O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?

GONERIL

Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended? All's not offence that indiscretion finds And dotage terms so.

KING LEAR       O sides, you are too tough;
        Will you yet hold? How came my man i' the stocks?

CORNWALL        I set him there, sir: but his own disorders
        Deserved much less advancement.

KING LEAR       You! did you?

REGAN

I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
If, till the expiration of your month, You will return and sojourn with my sister, Dismissing half your train, come then to me: I am now from home, and out of that provision Which shall be needful for your entertainment.

KING LEAR       Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?
        No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose
        To wage against the enmity o' the air;
        To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,--
        Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?

Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took Our youngest born, I could as well be brought To knee his throne, and, squire-like; pension beg To keep base life afoot. Return with her? Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter To this detested groom.
[Pointing at OSWALD]

KING LEAR       I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:
        I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell:
        We'll no more meet, no more see one another:
        But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;
        Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,

Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil, A plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle,
In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee; Let shame come when it will, I do not call it: I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,
Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove: Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure: I can be patient; I can stay with Regan,
I and my hundred knights.

REGAN

Not altogether so:
I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister; For those that mingle reason with your passion Must be content to think you old, and so-- But she knows what she does.

KING LEAR       Is this well spoken?

REGAN

I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers? Is it not well? What should you need of more? Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger Speak 'gainst so great a number? How, in one house, Should many people, under two commands, Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.

GONERIL

Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance From those that she calls servants or from mine?

REGAN

Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack you, We could control them. If you will come to me,-- For now I spy a danger,--I entreat you To bring but five and twenty: to no more Will I give place or notice.

KING LEAR       I gave you all--

REGAN                     And in good time you gave it.

KING LEAR       Made you my guardians, my depositaries;
        But kept a reservation to be follow'd
        With such a number. What, must I come to you
        With five and twenty, Regan? said you so?

REGAN   And speak't again, my lord; no more with me.

KING LEAR       Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd,
        When others are more wicked: not being the worst
        Stands in some rank of praise.

[To GONERIL]

                         I'll go with thee:

Thy fifty yet doth double five and twenty, And thou art twice her love.

GONERIL

Hear me, my lord;
What need you five and twenty, ten, or five, To follow in a house where twice so many Have a command to tend you?

REGAN   What need one?

KING LEAR       O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
        Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
        Allow not nature more than nature needs,
        Man's life's as cheap as beast's: thou art a lady;
        If only to go warm were gorgeous,

Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st, Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need,-- You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need! You see me here, you gods, a poor old man, As full of grief as age; wretched in both! If it be you that stir these daughters' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, And let not women's weapons, water-drops, Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags, I will have such revenges on you both,
That all the world shall--I will do such things,-- What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be The terrors of the earth. You think I'll weep No, I'll not weep:
I have full cause of weeping; but this heart Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws, Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
[Exeunt KING LEAR, GLOUCESTER, KENT, and Fool]
[Storm and tempest]

CORNWALL        Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.

REGAN

This house is little: the old man and his people Cannot be well bestow'd.

GONERIL

'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest, And must needs taste his folly.

REGAN

For his particular, I'll receive him gladly, But not one follower.

GONERIL

So am I purposed.
Where is my lord of Gloucester?

CORNWALL        Follow'd the old man forth: he is return'd.

[Re-enter GLOUCESTER]

GLOUCESTER      The king is in high rage.

CORNWALL        Whither is he going?

GLOUCESTER      He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.

CORNWALL        'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.

GONERIL My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.

GLOUCESTER      Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds
        Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about
        There's scarce a bush.

REGAN

O, sir, to wilful men,
The injuries that they themselves procure Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors: He is attended with a desperate train; And what they may incense him to, being apt To have his ear abused, wisdom bids fear.

CORNWALL        Shut up your doors, my lord; 'tis a wild night:
        My Regan counsels well; come out o' the storm.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

[Storm still. Enter KENT and a Gentleman, meeting]

KENT    Who's there, besides foul weather?

Gentleman       One minded like the weather, most unquietly.

KENT    I know you. Where's the king?

Gentleman       Contending with the fretful element:
        Bids the winds blow the earth into the sea,
        Or swell the curled water 'bove the main,
        That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,
        Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,

Catch in their fury, and make nothing of; Strives in his little world of man to out-scorn The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain. This night, wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch, The lion and the belly-pinched wolf
Keep their fur dry, unbonneted he runs,
And bids what will take all.

KENT    But who is with him?

Gentleman       None but the fool; who labours to out-jest
        His heart-struck injuries.

KENT

Sir, I do know you;
And dare, upon the warrant of my note, Commend a dear thing to you. There is division, Although as yet the face of it be cover'd With mutual cunning, 'twixt Albany and Cornwall; Who have--as who have not, that their great stars Throned and set high?--servants, who seem no less, Which are to France the spies and speculations Intelligent of our state; what hath been seen, Either in snuffs and packings of the dukes, Or the hard rein which both of them have borne Against the old kind king; or something deeper, Whereof perchance these are but furnishings; But, true it is, from France there comes a power Into this scatter'd kingdom; who already, Wise in our negligence, have secret feet In some of our best ports, and are at point To show their open banner. Now to you: If on my credit you dare build so far To make your speed to Dover, you shall find Some that will thank you, making just report Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow The king hath cause to plain. I am a gentleman of blood and breeding; And, from some knowledge and assurance, offer This office to you.

Gentleman       I will talk further with you.

KENT

No, do not.
For confirmation that I am much more Than my out-wall, open this purse, and take What it contains. If you shall see Cordelia,-- As fear not but you shall,--show her this ring; And she will tell you who your fellow is That yet you do not know. Fie on this storm! I will go seek the king.

Gentleman       Give me your hand: have you no more to say?

KENT

Few words, but, to effect, more than all yet; That, when we have found the king,--in which your pain That way, I'll this,--he that first lights on him Holla the other.

[Exeunt severally]
KING LEAR

SCENE II        Another part of the heath. Storm still.

[Enter KING LEAR and Fool]

KING LEAR       Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
        You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
        Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
        You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
        Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,

Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world! Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once, That make ingrateful man!

Fool

O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry
house is better than this rain-water out o' door. Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters' blessing: here's a night pities neither wise man nor fool.

KING LEAR       Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!
        Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my daughters:
        I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;
        I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
        You owe me no subscription: then let fall

Your horrible pleasure: here I stand, your slave, A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man: But yet I call you servile ministers,
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd Your high engender'd battles 'gainst a head So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul!

Fool

He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece. The cod-piece that will house Before the head has any, The head and he shall louse; So beggars marry many. The man that makes his toe What he his heart should make Shall of a corn cry woe, And turn his sleep to wake. For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

KING LEAR       No, I will be the pattern of all patience;
        I will say nothing.

[Enter KENT]

KENT

Who's there?

Fool

Marry, here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise man and a fool.

KENT

Alas, sir, are you here? things that love night Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies Gallow the very wanderers of the dark, And make them keep their caves: since I was man, Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder, Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never Remember to have heard: man's nature cannot carry The affliction nor the fear.

KING LEAR       Let the great gods,
        That keep this dreadful pother o'er our heads,
        Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch,
        That hast within thee undivulged crimes,
        Unwhipp'd of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand;

Thou perjured, and thou simular man of virtue That art incestuous: caitiff, to pieces shake, That under covert and convenient seeming
Hast practised on man's life: close pent-up guilts, Rive your concealing continents, and cry
These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man More sinn'd against than sinning.

KENT

Alack, bare-headed!
Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel; Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest: Repose you there; while I to this hard house-- More harder than the stones whereof 'tis raised; Which even but now, demanding after you, Denied me to come in--return, and force Their scanted courtesy.

KING LEAR       My wits begin to turn.
        Come on, my boy: how dost, my boy? art cold?
        I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow?
        The art of our necessities is strange,
        That can make vile things precious. Come,

your hovel.
Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart That's sorry yet for thee.

Fool

[Singing]

He that has and a little tiny wit--

        With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,--
        Must make content with his fortunes fit,
        For the rain it raineth every day.

KING LEAR       True, my good boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.

[Exeunt KING LEAR and KENT]

Fool

This is a brave night to cool a courtezan. I'll speak a prophecy ere I go: When priests are more in word than matter; When brewers mar their malt with water; When nobles are their tailors' tutors; No heretics burn'd, but wenches' suitors; When every case in law is right; No squire in debt, nor no poor knight; When slanders do not live in tongues; Nor cutpurses come not to throngs; When usurers tell their gold i' the field; And bawds and whores do churches build; Then shall the realm of Albion Come to great confusion: Then comes the time, who lives to see't, That going shall be used with feet. This prophecy Merlin shall make; for I live before his time.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE III       Gloucester's castle.

[Enter GLOUCESTER and EDMUND]

GLOUCESTER      Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural
        dealing. When I desire their leave that I might
        pity him, they took from me the use of mine own
        house; charged me, on pain of their perpetual
        displeasure, neither to speak of him, entreat for

him, nor any way sustain him.

GLOUCESTER      Go to; say you nothing. There's a division betwixt
        the dukes; and a worse matter than that: I have
        received a letter this night; 'tis dangerous to be
        spoken; I have locked the letter in my closet:
        these injuries the king now bears will be revenged

home; there's part of a power already footed: we must incline to the king. I will seek him, and privily relieve him: go you and maintain talk with the duke, that my charity be not of him perceived: if he ask for me. I am ill, and gone to bed. Though I die for it, as no less is threatened me, the king my old master must be relieved. There is some strange thing toward, Edmund; pray you, be careful.
[Exit]

EDMUND

This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the duke Instantly know; and of that letter too: This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me That which my father loses; no less than all: The younger rises when the old doth fall.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE IV        The heath. Before a hovel.

[Enter KING LEAR, KENT, and Fool]

KENT

Here is the place, my lord; good my lord, enter: The tyranny of the open night's too rough For nature to endure.

[Storm still]

KING LEAR       Let me alone.

KENT    Good my lord, enter here.

KING LEAR       Wilt break my heart?

KENT    I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter.

KING LEAR       Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm
        Invades us to the skin: so 'tis to thee;
        But where the greater malady is fix'd,
        The lesser is scarce felt. Thou'ldst shun a bear;
        But if thy flight lay toward the raging sea,

Thou'ldst meet the bear i' the mouth. When the mind's free,
The body's delicate: the tempest in my mind Doth from my senses take all feeling else Save what beats there. Filial ingratitude! Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand For lifting food to't? But I will punish home: No, I will weep no more. In such a night
To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure.
In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril! Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all,-- O, that way madness lies; let me shun that; No more of that.

KENT                      Good my lord, enter here.

KING LEAR       Prithee, go in thyself: seek thine own ease:
        This tempest will not give me leave to ponder
        On things would hurt me more. But I'll go in.

[To the Fool]
In, boy; go first. You houseless poverty,-- Nay, get thee in. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep.
[Fool goes in]
Poor naked wretches, whereso'er you are,
That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm, How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides, Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp; Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel, That thou mayst shake the superflux to them, And show the heavens more just.

[The Fool runs out from the hovel]

Fool

Come not in here, nuncle, here's a spirit Help me, help me!

KENT

Give me thy hand. Who's there?

Fool

A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom.

KENT

What art thou that dost grumble there i' the straw? Come forth.

[Enter EDGAR disguised as a mad man]

EDGAR

Away! the foul fiend follows me!
Through the sharp hawthorn blows the cold wind. Hum! go to thy cold bed, and warm thee.

KING LEAR       Hast thou given all to thy two daughters?
        And art thou come to this?

EDGAR

Who gives any thing to poor Tom? whom the foul fiend hath led through fire and through flame, and through ford and whirlipool e'er bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow, and halters in his pew; set ratsbane by his porridge; made film proud of heart, to ride on a bay trotting-horse over four-inched bridges, to course his own shadow for a traitor. Bless thy five wits! Tom's a-cold,--O, do de, do de, do de. Bless thee from whirlwinds, star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some charity, whom the foul fiend vexes: there could I have him now,--and there,--and there again, and there.

[Storm still]

KING LEAR       What, have his daughters brought him to this pass?
        Couldst thou save nothing? Didst thou give them all?

Fool    Nay, he reserved a blanket, else we had been all shamed.

KING LEAR       Now, all the plagues that in the pendulous air
        Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters!

KENT    He hath no daughters, sir.

KING LEAR       Death, traitor! nothing could have subdued nature
        To such a lowness but his unkind daughters.
        Is it the fashion, that discarded fathers
        Should have thus little mercy on their flesh?
        Judicious punishment! 'twas this flesh begot

Those pelican daughters.

EDGAR

Pillicock sat on Pillicock-hill:
Halloo, halloo, loo, loo!

Fool

This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.

EDGAR

Take heed o' the foul fiend: obey thy parents; keep thy word justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not thy sweet heart on proud array. Tom's a-cold.

KING LEAR       What hast thou been?

EDGAR

A serving-man, proud in heart and mind; that curled my hair; wore gloves in my cap; served the lust of my mistress' heart, and did the act of darkness with her; swore as many oaths as I spake words, and broke them in the sweet face of heaven: one that slept in the contriving of lust, and waked to do it: wine loved I deeply, dice dearly: and in woman out-paramoured the Turk: false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in prey. Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray thy poor heart to woman: keep thy foot out of brothels, thy hand out of plackets, thy pen from lenders' books, and defy the foul fiend. Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind: Says suum, mun, ha, no, nonny. Dolphin my boy, my boy, sessa! let him trot by.

[Storm still]

KING LEAR       Why, thou wert better in thy grave than to answer
        with thy uncovered body this extremity of the skies.
        Is man no more than this? Consider him well. Thou
        owest the worm no silk, the beast no hide, the sheep
        no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha! here's three on

's are sophisticated! Thou art the thing itself: unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor bare, forked animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings! come unbutton here.
[Tearing off his clothes]

Fool

Prithee, nuncle, be contented; 'tis a naughty night to swim in. Now a little fire in a wild field were like an old lecher's heart; a small spark, all the rest on's body cold. Look, here comes a walking fire.

[Enter GLOUCESTER, with a torch]

EDGAR

This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet: he begins at curfew, and walks till the first cock; he gives the web and the pin, squints the eye, and makes the hare-lip; mildews the white wheat, and hurts the poor creature of earth. S. Withold footed thrice the old; He met the night-mare, and her nine-fold; Bid her alight, And her troth plight, And, aroint thee, witch, aroint thee!

KENT    How fares your grace?

KING LEAR       What's he?

KENT    Who's there? What is't you seek?

GLOUCESTER      What are you there? Your names?

EDGAR

Poor Tom; that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the tadpole, the wall-newt and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool; who is whipped from tithing to tithing, and stock- punished, and imprisoned; who hath had three suits to his back, six shirts to his body, horse to ride, and weapon to wear; But mice and rats, and such small deer, Have been Tom's food for seven long year. Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin; peace, thou fiend!

GLOUCESTER      What, hath your grace no better company?

EDGAR

The prince of darkness is a gentleman:
Modo he's call'd, and Mahu.

GLOUCESTER      Our flesh and blood is grown so vile, my lord,
        That it doth hate what gets it.

EDGAR   Poor Tom's a-cold.

GLOUCESTER      Go in with me: my duty cannot suffer
        To obey in all your daughters' hard commands:
        Though their injunction be to bar my doors,
        And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you,
        Yet have I ventured to come seek you out,
        And bring you where both fire and food is ready.

KING LEAR       First let me talk with this philosopher.
        What is the cause of thunder?

KENT    Good my lord, take his offer; go into the house.

KING LEAR       I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban.
        What is your study?

EDGAR   How to prevent the fiend, and to kill vermin.

KING LEAR       Let me ask you one word in private.

KENT

Importune him once more to go, my lord;
His wits begin to unsettle.

GLOUCESTER      Canst thou blame him?

[Storm still]
His daughters seek his death: ah, that good Kent! He said it would be thus, poor banish'd man! Thou say'st the king grows mad; I'll tell thee, friend, I am almost mad myself: I had a son,
Now outlaw'd from my blood; he sought my life, But lately, very late: I loved him, friend; No father his son dearer: truth to tell thee, The grief hath crazed my wits. What a night's this! I do beseech your grace,--

KING LEAR       O, cry your mercy, sir.
        Noble philosopher, your company.

EDGAR   Tom's a-cold.

GLOUCESTER      In, fellow, there, into the hovel: keep thee warm.

KING LEAR       Come let's in all.

KENT                      This way, my lord.

KING LEAR       With him;
        I will keep still with my philosopher.

KENT    Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow.

GLOUCESTER      Take him you on.

KENT    Sirrah, come on; go along with us.

KING LEAR       Come, good Athenian.

GLOUCESTER      No words, no words: hush.

EDGAR         Child Rowland to the dark tower came,
        His word was still,--Fie, foh, and fum,
        I smell the blood of a British man.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

[Enter CORNWALL and EDMUND]

CORNWALL        I will have my revenge ere I depart his house.

EDMUND

How, my lord, I may be censured, that nature thus gives way to loyalty, something fears me to think of.

CORNWALL        I now perceive, it was not altogether your
        brother's evil disposition made him seek his death;
        but a provoking merit, set a-work by a reprovable
        badness in himself.

EDMUND

How malicious is my fortune, that I must repent to be just! This is the letter he spoke of, which approves him an intelligent party to the advantages of France: O heavens! that this treason were not, or not I the detector!

CORNWALL        o with me to the duchess.

EDMUND

If the matter of this paper be certain, you have mighty business in hand.

CORNWALL        True or false, it hath made thee earl of
        Gloucester. Seek out where thy father is, that he
        may be ready for our apprehension.

EDMUND

[Aside] If I find him comforting the king, it will stuff his suspicion more fully.--I will persevere in my course of loyalty, though the conflict be sore between that and my blood.

CORNWALL        I will lay trust upon thee; and thou shalt find a
        dearer father in my love.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE VI        A chamber in a farmhouse adjoining the castle.

[Enter GLOUCESTER, KING LEAR, KENT, Fool, and EDGAR]

GLOUCESTER      Here is better than the open air; take it
        thankfully. I will piece out the comfort with what
        addition I can: I will not be long from you.

KENT

All the power of his wits have given way to his impatience: the gods reward your kindness!

[Exit GLOUCESTER]

EDGAR

Frateretto calls me; and tells me
Nero is an angler in the lake of darkness. Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.

Fool

Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a gentleman or a yeoman?

KING LEAR       A king, a king!

Fool

No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son; for he's a mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him.

KING LEAR       To have a thousand with red burning spits
        Come hissing in upon 'em,--

Fool

He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a horse's health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath.

KING LEAR       It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.

[To EDGAR]
Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer;
[To the Fool]
Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she foxes!

EDGAR      Look, where he stands and glares!
        Wantest thou eyes at trial, madam?
        Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me,--

Fool       Her boat hath a leak,
        And she must not speak
        Why she dares not come over to thee.

EDGAR

The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a nightingale. Hopdance cries in Tom's belly for two white herring. Croak not, black angel; I have no food for thee.

KENT

How do you, sir? Stand you not so amazed: Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?

KING LEAR       I'll see their trial first. Bring in the evidence.

[To EDGAR]
Thou robed man of justice, take thy place;
[To the Fool]
And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity,
Bench by his side:
[To KENT]
you are o' the commission,
Sit you too.

EDGAR

Let us deal justly.
Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd? Thy sheep be in the corn; And for one blast of thy minikin mouth, Thy sheep shall take no harm. Pur! the cat is gray.

KING LEAR       Arraign her first; 'tis Goneril. I here take my
        oath before this honourable assembly, she kicked the
        poor king her father.

Fool    Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?

KING LEAR       She cannot deny it.

Fool    Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.

KING LEAR       And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim
        What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!
        Arms, arms, sword, fire! Corruption in the place!
        False justicer, why hast thou let her 'scape?

KENT

O pity! Sir, where is the patience now,
That thou so oft have boasted to retain?

EDGAR

[Aside] My tears begin to take his part so much, They'll mar my counterfeiting.

KING LEAR       The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and
        Sweet-heart, see, they bark at me.

EDGAR

Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs! Be thy mouth or black or white, Tooth that poisons if it bite; Mastiff, grey-hound, mongrel grim, Hound or spaniel, brach or lym, Or bobtail tike or trundle-tail, Tom will make them weep and wail: For, with throwing thus my head, Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled. Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and fairs and market-towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.

KING LEAR       Then let them anatomize Regan; see what breeds
        about her heart. Is there any cause in nature that
        makes these hard hearts?

[To EDGAR]
You, sir, I entertain for one of my hundred; only I do not like the fashion of your garments: you will say they are Persian attire: but let them be changed.

KENT    Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.

KING LEAR       Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains:
        so, so, so. We'll go to supper i' he morning. So, so, so.

Fool

And I'll go to bed at noon.

[Re-enter GLOUCESTER]

GLOUCESTER      Come hither, friend: where is the king my master?

KENT    Here, sir; but trouble him not, his wits are gone.

GLOUCESTER      Good friend, I prithee, take him in thy arms;
        I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him:
        There is a litter ready; lay him in 't,
        And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet
        Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master:

If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life, With thine, and all that offer to defend him, Stand in assured loss: take up, take up;
And follow me, that will to some provision Give thee quick conduct.

KENT

Oppressed nature sleeps:
This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses, Which, if convenience will not allow, Stand in hard cure.

[To the Fool]
Come, help to bear thy master;
Thou must not stay behind.

GLOUCESTER      Come, come, away.

[Exeunt all but EDGAR]

EDGAR

When we our betters see bearing our woes, We scarcely think our miseries our foes. Who alone suffers suffers most i' the mind, Leaving free things and happy shows behind: But then the mind much sufferance doth o'er skip, When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship. How light and portable my pain seems now, When that which makes me bend makes the king bow, He childed as I father'd! Tom, away! Mark the high noises; and thyself bewray, When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee, In thy just proof, repeals and reconciles thee. What will hap more to-night, safe 'scape the king! Lurk, lurk.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE VII       Gloucester's castle.

[Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GONERIL, EDMUND, and Servants]

CORNWALL        Post speedily to my lord your husband; show him
        this letter: the army of France is landed. Seek
        out the villain Gloucester.

[Exeunt some of the Servants]

CORNWALL        Leave him to my displeasure. Edmund, keep you our
        sister company: the revenges we are bound to take
        upon your traitorous father are not fit for your
        beholding. Advise the duke, where you are going, to
        a most festinate preparation: we are bound to the

like. Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us. Farewell, dear sister: farewell, my lord of Gloucester.
[Enter OSWALD]
How now! where's the king?

OSWALD

My lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence: Some five or six and thirty of his knights, Hot questrists after him, met him at gate; Who, with some other of the lords dependants, Are gone with him towards Dover; where they boast To have well-armed friends.

CORNWALL        Get horses for your mistress.

GONERIL Farewell, sweet lord, and sister.

CORNWALL        Edmund, farewell.

[Exeunt GONERIL, EDMUND, and OSWALD]
Go seek the traitor Gloucester,
Pinion him like a thief, bring him before us.
[Exeunt other Servants]
Though well we may not pass upon his life Without the form of justice, yet our power Shall do a courtesy to our wrath, which men May blame, but not control. Who's there? the traitor?
[Enter GLOUCESTER, brought in by two or three]

REGAN   Ingrateful fox! 'tis he.

CORNWALL        Bind fast his corky arms.

GLOUCESTER      What mean your graces? Good my friends, consider
        You are my guests: do me no foul play, friends.

CORNWALL        Bind him, I say.

[Servants bind him]

REGAN                     Hard, hard. O filthy traitor!

GLOUCESTER      Unmerciful lady as you are, I'm none.

CORNWALL        To this chair bind him. Villain, thou shalt find--

[REGAN plucks his beard]

GLOUCESTER      By the kind gods, 'tis most ignobly done
        To pluck me by the beard.

REGAN   So white, and such a traitor!

GLOUCESTER      Naughty lady,
        These hairs, which thou dost ravish from my chin,
        Will quicken, and accuse thee: I am your host:
        With robbers' hands my hospitable favours
        You should not ruffle thus. What will you do?

CORNWALL        Come, sir, what letters had you late from France?

REGAN   Be simple answerer, for we know the truth.

CORNWALL        And what confederacy have you with the traitors
        Late footed in the kingdom?

REGAN   To whose hands have you sent the lunatic king? Speak.

GLOUCESTER      I have a letter guessingly set down,
        Which came from one that's of a neutral heart,
        And not from one opposed.

CORNWALL        Cunning.

REGAN   And false.

CORNWALL        Where hast thou sent the king?

GLOUCESTER      To Dover.

REGAN   Wherefore to Dover? Wast thou not charged at peril--

CORNWALL        Wherefore to Dover? Let him first answer that.

GLOUCESTER      I am tied to the stake, and I must stand the course.

REGAN   Wherefore to Dover, sir?

GLOUCESTER      Because I would not see thy cruel nails
        Pluck out his poor old eyes; nor thy fierce sister
        In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs.
        The sea, with such a storm as his bare head
        In hell-black night endured, would have buoy'd up,

And quench'd the stelled fires:
Yet, poor old heart, he holp the heavens to rain. If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that stern time, Thou shouldst have said 'Good porter, turn the key,' All cruels else subscribed: but I shall see The winged vengeance overtake such children.

CORNWALL        See't shalt thou never. Fellows, hold the chair.
        Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot.

GLOUCESTER      He that will think to live till he be old,
        Give me some help! O cruel! O you gods!

REGAN   One side will mock another; the other too.

CORNWALL        If you see vengeance,--

I have served you ever since I was a child; But better service have I never done you
Than now to bid you hold.

I'd shake it on this quarrel. What do you mean?

CORNWALL        My villain!

[They draw and fight]

[Takes a sword, and runs at him behind]

To see some mischief on him. O!
[Dies]

CORNWALL        Lest it see more, prevent it. Out, vile jelly!
        Where is thy lustre now?

GLOUCESTER      All dark and comfortless. Where's my son Edmund?
        Edmund, enkindle all the sparks of nature,
        To quit this horrid act.

REGAN

Out, treacherous villain!
Thou call'st on him that hates thee: it was he That made the overture of thy treasons to us; Who is too good to pity thee.

GLOUCESTER      O my follies! then Edgar was abused.
        Kind gods, forgive me that, and prosper him!

REGAN

Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell His way to Dover.

[Exit one with GLOUCESTER]
How is't, my lord? how look you?

CORNWALL        I have received a hurt: follow me, lady.
        Turn out that eyeless villain; throw this slave
        Upon the dunghill. Regan, I bleed apace:
        Untimely comes this hurt: give me your arm.

[Exit CORNWALL, led by REGAN]

If this man come to good.

And in the end meet the old course of death, Women will all turn monsters.

To lead him where he would: his roguish madness Allows itself to any thing.

To apply to his bleeding face. Now, heaven help him!
[Exeunt severally]
KING LEAR

[Enter EDGAR]

EDGAR

Yet better thus, and known to be contemn'd, Than still contemn'd and flatter'd. To be worst, The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune, Stands still in esperance, lives not in fear: The lamentable change is from the best; The worst returns to laughter. Welcome, then, Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace! The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst Owes nothing to thy blasts. But who comes here?

[Enter GLOUCESTER, led by an Old Man]
My father, poorly led? World, world, O world! But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee, Lie would not yield to age.

your father's tenant, these fourscore years.

GLOUCESTER      Away, get thee away; good friend, be gone:
        Thy comforts can do me no good at all;
        Thee they may hurt.

GLOUCESTER      I have no way, and therefore want no eyes;
        I stumbled when I saw: full oft 'tis seen,
        Our means secure us, and our mere defects
        Prove our commodities. O dear son Edgar,
        The food of thy abused father's wrath!

Might I but live to see thee in my touch, I'ld say I had eyes again!

EDGAR

[Aside] O gods! Who is't can say 'I am at the worst'? I am worse than e'er I was.

EDGAR

[Aside] And worse I may be yet: the worst is not So long as we can say 'This is the worst.'

GLOUCESTER      Is it a beggar-man?

Old Man Madman and beggar too.

GLOUCESTER      He has some reason, else he could not beg.
        I' the last night's storm I such a fellow saw;
        Which made me think a man a worm: my son
        Came then into my mind; and yet my mind
        Was then scarce friends with him: I have heard

more since.
As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.

EDGAR

[Aside] How should this be?
Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow, Angering itself and others.--Bless thee, master!

GLOUCESTER      Is that the naked fellow?

Old Man Ay, my lord.

GLOUCESTER      Then, prithee, get thee gone: if, for my sake,
        Thou wilt o'ertake us, hence a mile or twain,
        I' the way toward Dover, do it for ancient love;
        And bring some covering for this naked soul,
        Who I'll entreat to lead me.

GLOUCESTER      'Tis the times' plague, when madmen lead the blind.
        Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure;
        Above the rest, be gone.

Come on't what will.
[Exit]

GLOUCESTER      Sirrah, naked fellow,--

[Aside]
I cannot daub it further.

GLOUCESTER      Come hither, fellow.

EDGAR   [Aside]  And yet I must.--Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed.

GLOUCESTER      Know'st thou the way to Dover?

EDGAR

Both stile and gate, horse-way and foot-path. Poor Tom hath been scared out of his good wits: bless thee, good man's son, from the foul fiend! five fiends have been in poor Tom at once; of lust, as Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince of dumbness; Mahu, of stealing; Modo, of murder; Flibbertigibbet, of mopping and mowing, who since possesses chambermaids and waiting-women. So, bless thee, master!

GLOUCESTER      Here, take this purse, thou whom the heavens' plagues
        Have humbled to all strokes: that I am wretched
        Makes thee the happier: heavens, deal so still!
        Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man,
        That slaves your ordinance, that will not see

Because he doth not feel, feel your power quickly; So distribution should undo excess,
And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover?

EDGAR   Ay, master.

GLOUCESTER      There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
        Looks fearfully in the confined deep:
        Bring me but to the very brim of it,
        And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear
        With something rich about me: from that place

I shall no leading need.

EDGAR

Give me thy arm:
Poor Tom shall lead thee.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE II        Before ALBANY's palace.

[Enter GONERIL and EDMUND]

GONERIL

Welcome, my lord: I marvel our mild husband Not met us on the way.

[Enter OSWALD]
Now, where's your master'?

OSWALD

Madam, within; but never man so changed.
I told him of the army that was landed; He smiled at it: I told him you were coming: His answer was 'The worse:' of Gloucester's treachery, And of the loyal service of his son, When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot, And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out: What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him; What like, offensive.

GONERIL

[To EDMUND] Then shall you go no further. It is the cowish terror of his spirit, That dares not undertake: he'll not feel wrongs Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother; Hasten his musters and conduct his powers: I must change arms at home, and give the distaff Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant Shall pass between us: ere long you are like to hear, If you dare venture in your own behalf, A mistress's command. Wear this; spare speech;

[Giving a favour]
Decline your head: this kiss, if it durst speak, Would stretch thy spirits up into the air: Conceive, and fare thee well.

[Exit EDMUND]
O, the difference of man and man!
To thee a woman's services are due:
My fool usurps my body.

[Exit]
[Enter ALBANY]

ALBANY

O Goneril!
You are not worth the dust which the rude wind Blows in your face. I fear your disposition: That nature, which contemns its origin, Cannot be border'd certain in itself; She that herself will sliver and disbranch From her material sap, perforce must wither And come to deadly use.

ALBANY

Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile: Filths savour but themselves. What have you done? Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd? A father, and a gracious aged man, Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick, Most barbarous, most degenerate! have you madded. Could my good brother suffer you to do it? A man, a prince, by him so benefited! If that the heavens do not their visible spirits Send quickly down to tame these vile offences, It will come, Humanity must perforce prey on itself, Like monsters of the deep.

GONERIL

Milk-liver'd man!
That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs; Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum? France spreads his banners in our noiseless land; With plumed helm thy slayer begins threats; Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest 'Alack, why does he so?'

ALBANY

See thyself, devil!
Proper deformity seems not in the fiend So horrid as in woman.

ALBANY

Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame, Be-monster not thy feature. Were't my fitness To let these hands obey my blood, They are apt enough to dislocate and tear Thy flesh and bones: howe'er thou art a fiend, A woman's shape doth shield thee.

[Enter a Messenger]

Messenger       O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall's dead:
        Slain by his servant, going to put out
        The other eye of Gloucester.

Messenger       A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,
        Opposed against the act, bending his sword
        To his great master; who, thereat enraged,
        Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead;
        But not without that harmful stroke, which since

Hath pluck'd him after.

ALBANY

This shows you are above,
You justicers, that these our nether crimes So speedily can venge! But, O poor Gloucester! Lost he his other eye?

Messenger       Both, both, my lord.
        This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer;
        'Tis from your sister.

GONERIL

[Aside] One way I like this well; But being widow, and my Gloucester with her, May all the building in my fancy pluck Upon my hateful life: another way, The news is not so tart.--I'll read, and answer.

[Exit]

Messenger       Come with my lady hither.

ALBANY  He is not here.

Messenger       No, my good lord; I met him back again.

ALBANY  Knows he the wickedness?

Messenger       Ay, my good lord; 'twas he inform'd against him;
        And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment
        Might have the freer course.

ALBANY

Gloucester, I live
To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the king, And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend: Tell me what more thou know'st.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE III       The French camp near Dover.

[Enter KENT and a Gentleman]

KENT

Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back know you the reason?

Gentleman       Something he left imperfect in the
        state, which since his coming forth is thought
        of; which imports to the kingdom so much
        fear and danger, that his personal return was
        most required and necessary.

KENT    Who hath he left behind him general?

Gentleman       The Marshal of France, Monsieur La Far.

KENT

Did your letters pierce the queen to any
demonstration of grief?

Gentleman       Ay, sir; she took them, read them in my presence;
        And now and then an ample tear trill'd down
        Her delicate cheek: it seem'd she was a queen
        Over her passion; who, most rebel-like,
        Sought to be king o'er her.

KENT    O, then it moved her.

Gentleman       Not to a rage: patience and sorrow strove
        Who should express her goodliest. You have seen
        Sunshine and rain at once: her smiles and tears
        Were like a better way: those happy smilets,
        That play'd on her ripe lip, seem'd not to know

What guests were in her eyes; which parted thence, As pearls from diamonds dropp'd. In brief, Sorrow would be a rarity most beloved,
If all could so become it.

KENT    Made she no verbal question?

Gentleman       'Faith, once or twice she heaved the name of 'father'
        Pantingly forth, as if it press'd her heart:
        Cried 'Sisters! sisters! Shame of ladies! sisters!
        Kent! father! sisters! What, i' the storm? i' the night?
        Let pity not be believed!' There she shook

The holy water from her heavenly eyes,
And clamour moisten'd: then away she started To deal with grief alone.

KENT

It is the stars,
The stars above us, govern our conditions; Else one self mate and mate could not beget Such different issues. You spoke not with her since?

Gentleman       No.

KENT    Was this before the king return'd?

Gentleman       No, since.

KENT

Well, sir, the poor distressed Lear's i' the town; Who sometime, in his better tune, remembers What we are come about, and by no means Will yield to see his daughter.

Gentleman       Why, good sir?

KENT

A sovereign shame so elbows him: his own unkindness, That stripp'd her from his benediction, turn'd her To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights To his dog-hearted daughters, these things sting His mind so venomously, that burning shame Detains him from Cordelia.

Gentleman       Alack, poor gentleman!

KENT    Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not?

Gentleman       'Tis so, they are afoot.

KENT

Well, sir, I'll bring you to our master Lear, And leave you to attend him: some dear cause Will in concealment wrap me up awhile; When I am known aright, you shall not grieve Lending me this acquaintance. I pray you, go Along with me.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE IV        The same. A tent.

[Enter, with drum and colours, CORDELIA, Doctor, and Soldiers]

CORDELIA        Alack, 'tis he: why, he was met even now
        As mad as the vex'd sea; singing aloud;
        Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow-weeds,
        With bur-docks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo-flowers,
        Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow

In our sustaining corn. A century send forth; Search every acre in the high-grown field, And bring him to our eye.
[Exit an Officer]
What can man's wisdom
In the restoring his bereaved sense?
He that helps him take all my outward worth.

Doctor

There is means, madam:
Our foster-nurse of nature is repose, The which he lacks; that to provoke in him, Are many simples operative, whose power Will close the eye of anguish.

CORDELIA        All blest secrets,
        All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth,
        Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate
        In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him;
        Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life

That wants the means to lead it.
[Enter a Messenger]

Messenger       News, madam;
        The British powers are marching hitherward.

CORDELIA        'Tis known before; our preparation stands
        In expectation of them. O dear father,
        It is thy business that I go about;
        Therefore great France
        My mourning and important tears hath pitied.

No blown ambition doth our arms incite,
But love, dear love, and our aged father's right: Soon may I hear and see him!
[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

[Enter REGAN and OSWALD]

OSWALD

Madam, with much ado:
Your sister is the better soldier.

REGAN

'Faith, he is posted hence on serious matter. It was great ignorance, Gloucester's eyes being out, To let him live: where he arrives he moves All hearts against us: Edmund, I think, is gone, In pity of his misery, to dispatch His nighted life: moreover, to descry The strength o' the enemy.

REGAN

Our troops set forth to-morrow: stay with us; The ways are dangerous.

OSWALD

I may not, madam:
My lady charged my duty in this business.

REGAN

Why should she write to Edmund? Might not you Transport her purposes by word? Belike, Something--I know not what: I'll love thee much, Let me unseal the letter.

REGAN

I know your lady does not love her husband; I am sure of that: and at her late being here She gave strange oeillades and most speaking looks To noble Edmund. I know you are of her bosom.

REGAN

I speak in understanding; you are; I know't: Therefore I do advise you, take this note: My lord is dead; Edmund and I have talk'd; And more convenient is he for my hand Than for your lady's: you may gather more. If you do find him, pray you, give him this; And when your mistress hears thus much from you, I pray, desire her call her wisdom to her. So, fare you well. If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor, Preferment falls on him that cuts him off.

OSWALD

Would I could meet him, madam! I should show What party I do follow.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE VI        Fields near Dover.

[Enter GLOUCESTER, and EDGAR dressed like a peasant]

GLOUCESTER      When shall we come to the top of that same hill?

EDGAR   You do climb up it now: look, how we labour.

GLOUCESTER      Methinks the ground is even.

EDGAR

Horrible steep.
Hark, do you hear the sea?

GLOUCESTER      No, truly.

EDGAR

Why, then, your other senses grow imperfect By your eyes' anguish.

GLOUCESTER      So may it be, indeed:
        Methinks thy voice is alter'd; and thou speak'st
        In better phrase and matter than thou didst.

EDGAR

You're much deceived: in nothing am I changed But in my garments.

GLOUCESTER      Methinks you're better spoken.

EDGAR

Come on, sir; here's the place: stand still. How fearful And dizzy 'tis, to cast one's eyes so low! The crows and choughs that wing the midway air Show scarce so gross as beetles: half way down Hangs one that gathers samphire, dreadful trade! Methinks he seems no bigger than his head: The fishermen, that walk upon the beach, Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark, Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoy Almost too small for sight: the murmuring surge, That on the unnumber'd idle pebbles chafes, Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more; Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sight Topple down headlong.

GLOUCESTER      Set me where you stand.

EDGAR

Give me your hand: you are now within a foot Of the extreme verge: for all beneath the moon Would I not leap upright.

GLOUCESTER      Let go my hand.
        Here, friend, 's another purse; in it a jewel
        Well worth a poor man's taking: fairies and gods
        Prosper it with thee! Go thou farther off;
        Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.

EDGAR   Now fare you well, good sir.

GLOUCESTER      With all my heart.

EDGAR

Why I do trifle thus with his despair
Is done to cure it.

GLOUCESTER      [Kneeling]  O you mighty gods!
        This world I do renounce, and, in your sights,
        Shake patiently my great affliction off:
        If I could bear it longer, and not fall
        To quarrel with your great opposeless wills,

My snuff and loathed part of nature should Burn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him! Now, fellow, fare thee well.
[He falls forward]

EDGAR

Gone, sir: farewell.
And yet I know not how conceit may rob The treasury of life, when life itself Yields to the theft: had he been where he thought, By this, had thought been past. Alive or dead? Ho, you sir! friend! Hear you, sir! speak! Thus might he pass indeed: yet he revives. What are you, sir?

GLOUCESTER                        Away, and let me die.

EDGAR

Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air, So many fathom down precipitating, Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg: but thou dost breathe; Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound. Ten masts at each make not the altitude Which thou hast perpendicularly fell: Thy life's a miracle. Speak yet again.

GLOUCESTER      But have I fall'n, or no?

EDGAR

From the dread summit of this chalky bourn. Look up a-height; the shrill-gorged lark so far Cannot be seen or heard: do but look up.

GLOUCESTER      Alack, I have no eyes.
        Is wretchedness deprived that benefit,
        To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort,
        When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage,
        And frustrate his proud will.

EDGAR

Give me your arm:
Up: so. How is 't? Feel you your legs? You stand.

GLOUCESTER      Too well, too well.

EDGAR

This is above all strangeness.
Upon the crown o' the cliff, what thing was that Which parted from you?

GLOUCESTER      A poor unfortunate beggar.

EDGAR

As I stood here below, methought his eyes Were two full moons; he had a thousand noses, Horns whelk'd and waved like the enridged sea: It was some fiend; therefore, thou happy father, Think that the clearest gods, who make them honours Of men's impossibilities, have preserved thee.

GLOUCESTER      I do remember now: henceforth I'll bear
        Affliction till it do cry out itself
        'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of,
        I took it for a man; often 'twould say
        'The fiend, the fiend:' he led me to that place.

[Enter KING LEAR, fantastically dressed with wild flowers]
The safer sense will ne'er accommodate
His master thus.

KING LEAR       No, they cannot touch me for coining; I am the
        king himself.

EDGAR   O thou side-piercing sight!

KING LEAR       Nature's above art in that respect. There's your
        press-money. That fellow handles his bow like a
        crow-keeper: draw me a clothier's yard. Look,
        look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this piece of toasted
        cheese will do 't. There's my gauntlet; I'll prove

it on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, well flown, bird! i' the clout, i' the clout: hewgh! Give the word.

EDGAR   Sweet marjoram.

KING LEAR       Pass.

GLOUCESTER      I know that voice.

KING LEAR       Ha! Goneril, with a white beard! They flattered
        me like a dog; and told me I had white hairs in my
        beard ere the black ones were there. To say 'ay'
        and 'no' to every thing that I said!--'Ay' and 'no'
        too was no good divinity. When the rain came to

wet me once, and the wind to make me chatter; when the thunder would not peace at my bidding; there I found 'em, there I smelt 'em out. Go to, they are not men o' their words: they told me I was every thing; 'tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.

GLOUCESTER      The trick of that voice I do well remember:
        Is 't not the king?

KING LEAR       Ay, every inch a king:
        When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.
        I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause? Adultery?
        Thou shalt not die: die for adultery! No:
        The wren goes to 't, and the small gilded fly

Does lecher in my sight.
Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard son Was kinder to his father than my daughters Got 'tween the lawful sheets.
To 't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers. Behold yond simpering dame,
Whose face between her forks presages snow; That minces virtue, and does shake the head To hear of pleasure's name;
The fitchew, nor the soiled horse, goes to 't With a more riotous appetite.
Down from the waist they are Centaurs,
Though women all above:
But to the girdle do the gods inherit,
Beneath is all the fiends';
There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit,
Burning, scalding, stench, consumption; fie, fie, fie! pah, pah! Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination: there's money for thee.

GLOUCESTER      O, let me kiss that hand!

KING LEAR       Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.

GLOUCESTER      O ruin'd piece of nature! This great world
        Shall so wear out to nought. Dost thou know me?

KING LEAR       I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny
        at me? No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll not
        love. Read thou this challenge; mark but the
        penning of it.

GLOUCESTER      Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.

EDGAR

I would not take this from report; it is, And my heart breaks at it.

KING LEAR       Read.

GLOUCESTER      What, with the case of eyes?

KING LEAR       O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your
        head, nor no money in your purse? Your eyes are in
        a heavy case, your purse in a light; yet you see how
        this world goes.

GLOUCESTER      I see it feelingly.

KING LEAR       What, art mad? A man may see how this world goes
        with no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yond
        justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, in
        thine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, which
        is the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seen
        a farmer's dog bark at a beggar?

GLOUCESTER      Ay, sir.

KING LEAR       And the creature run from the cur? There thou
        mightst behold the great image of authority: a
        dog's obeyed in office.
        Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
        Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back;

Thou hotly lust'st to use her in that kind For which thou whipp'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener. Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear; Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold, And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks: Arm it in rags, a pigmy's straw does pierce it. None does offend, none, I say, none; I'll able 'em: Take that of me, my friend, who have the power To seal the accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes; And like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now: Pull off my boots: harder, harder: so.

EDGAR   O, matter and impertinency mix'd! Reason in madness!

KING LEAR       If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes.
        I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester:
        Thou must be patient; we came crying hither:
        Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air,
        We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee: mark.

GLOUCESTER      Alack, alack the day!

KING LEAR       When we are born, we cry that we are come
        To this great stage of fools: this a good block;
        It were a delicate stratagem, to shoe
        A troop of horse with felt: I'll put 't in proof;
        And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,

Then, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
[Enter a Gentleman, with Attendants]

Gentleman       O, here he is: lay hand upon him. Sir,
        Your most dear daughter--

KING LEAR       No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am even
        The natural fool of fortune. Use me well;
        You shall have ransom. Let me have surgeons;
        I am cut to the brains.

Gentleman       You shall have any thing.

KING LEAR       No seconds? all myself?
        Why, this would make a man a man of salt,
        To use his eyes for garden water-pots,
        Ay, and laying autumn's dust.

Gentleman       Good sir,--

KING LEAR       I will die bravely, like a bridegroom. What!
        I will be jovial: come, come; I am a king,
        My masters, know you that.

Gentleman       You are a royal one, and we obey you.

KING LEAR       Then there's life in't. Nay, if you get it, you
        shall get it with running. Sa, sa, sa, sa.

[Exit running; Attendants follow]

Gentleman       A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,
        Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter,
        Who redeems nature from the general curse
        Which twain have brought her to.

EDGAR   Hail, gentle sir.

Gentleman                         Sir, speed you: what's your will?

EDGAR   Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward?

Gentleman       Most sure and vulgar: every one hears that,
        Which can distinguish sound.

EDGAR

But, by your favour,
How near's the other army?

Gentleman       Near and on speedy foot; the main descry
        Stands on the hourly thought.

EDGAR   I thank you, sir: that's all.

Gentleman       Though that the queen on special cause is here,
        Her army is moved on.

[Exit Gentleman]

GLOUCESTER      You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me:
        Let not my worser spirit tempt me again
        To die before you please!

EDGAR   Well pray you, father.

GLOUCESTER      Now, good sir, what are you?

EDGAR

A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows; Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows, Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand, I'll lead you to some biding.

GLOUCESTER      Hearty thanks:
        The bounty and the benison of heaven
        To boot, and boot!

[Enter OSWALD]

OSWALD

A proclaim'd prize! Most happy!
That eyeless head of thine was first framed flesh To raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor, Briefly thyself remember: the sword is out That must destroy thee.

GLOUCESTER      Now let thy friendly hand
        Put strength enough to't.

[EDGAR interposes]

OSWALD

Wherefore, bold peasant,
Darest thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence; Lest that the infection of his fortune take Like hold on thee. Let go his arm.

EDGAR

Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor volk pass. An chud ha' bin zwaggered out of my life, 'twould not ha' bin zo long as 'tis by a vortnight. Nay, come not near th' old man; keep out, che vor ye, or ise try whether your costard or my ballow be the harder: ch'ill be plain with you.

EDGAR

Ch'ill pick your teeth, zir: come; no matter vor your foins.

[They fight, and EDGAR knocks him down]

OSWALD

Slave, thou hast slain me: villain, take my purse: If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body; And give the letters which thou find'st about me To Edmund earl of Gloucester; seek him out Upon the British party: O, untimely death!

[Dies]

EDGAR

I know thee well: a serviceable villain;
As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.

GLOUCESTER      What, is he dead?

EDGAR

Sit you down, father; rest you
Let's see these pockets: the letters that he speaks of May be my friends. He's dead; I am only sorry He had no other death's-man. Let us see: Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not: To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts; Their papers, is more lawful.

[Reads]
'Let our reciprocal vows be remembered. You have many opportunities to cut him off: if your will want not, time and place will be fruitfully offered. There is nothing done, if he return the conqueror: then am I the prisoner, and his bed my goal; from the loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supply the place for your labour.
'Your--wife, so I would say--
'Affectionate servant,
'GONERIL.'
O undistinguish'd space of woman's will!
A plot upon her virtuous husband's life;
And the exchange my brother! Here, in the sands, Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctified
Of murderous lechers: and in the mature time With this ungracious paper strike the sight Of the death practised duke: for him 'tis well That of thy death and business I can tell.

GLOUCESTER      The king is mad: how stiff is my vile sense,
        That I stand up, and have ingenious feeling
        Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distract:
        So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs,
        And woes by wrong imaginations lose

The knowledge of themselves.

[Drum afar off]
Far off, methinks, I hear the beaten drum: Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend.
[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE VII       A tent in the French camp. LEAR on a bed asleep,
        soft music playing; Gentleman, and others attending.

[Enter CORDELIA, KENT, and Doctor]

CORDELIA        O thou good Kent, how shall I live and work,
        To match thy goodness? My life will be too short,
        And every measure fail me.

KENT

To be acknowledged, madam, is o'erpaid.
All my reports go with the modest truth; Nor more nor clipp'd, but so.

CORDELIA        Be better suited:
        These weeds are memories of those worser hours:
        I prithee, put them off.

KENT

Pardon me, dear madam;
Yet to be known shortens my made intent: My boon I make it, that you know me not Till time and I think meet.

CORDELIA        Then be't so, my good lord.

[To the Doctor]

                      How does the king?

CORDELIA        O you kind gods,
        Cure this great breach in his abused nature!
        The untuned and jarring senses, O, wind up
        Of this child-changed father!

Doctor

So please your majesty
That we may wake the king: he hath slept long.

CORDELIA        Be govern'd by your knowledge, and proceed
        I' the sway of your own will. Is he array'd?

Gentleman       Ay, madam; in the heaviness of his sleep
        We put fresh garments on him.

Doctor

Be by, good madam, when we do awake him;
I doubt not of his temperance.

CORDELIA        Very well.

Doctor  Please you, draw near. Louder the music there!

CORDELIA        O my dear father! Restoration hang
        Thy medicine on my lips; and let this kiss
        Repair those violent harms that my two sisters
        Have in thy reverence made!

KENT    Kind and dear princess!

CORDELIA        Had you not been their father, these white flakes
        Had challenged pity of them. Was this a face
        To be opposed against the warring winds?
        To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder?
        In the most terrible and nimble stroke

Of quick, cross lightning? to watch--poor perdu!-- With this thin helm? Mine enemy's dog,
Though he had bit me, should have stood that night Against my fire; and wast thou fain, poor father, To hovel thee with swine, and rogues forlorn, In short and musty straw? Alack, alack!
'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once Had not concluded all. He wakes; speak to him.

CORDELIA        How does my royal lord? How fares your majesty?

KING LEAR       You do me wrong to take me out o' the grave:
        Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound
        Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears
        Do scald like moulten lead.

CORDELIA        Sir, do you know me?

KING LEAR       You are a spirit, I know: when did you die?

CORDELIA        Still, still, far wide!

Doctor  He's scarce awake: let him alone awhile.

KING LEAR       Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight?
        I am mightily abused. I should e'en die with pity,
        To see another thus. I know not what to say.
        I will not swear these are my hands: let's see;
        I feel this pin prick. Would I were assured
        Of my condition!

CORDELIA                          O, look upon me, sir,
        And hold your hands in benediction o'er me:
        No, sir, you must not kneel.

KING LEAR       Pray, do not mock me:
        I am a very foolish fond old man,
        Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less;
        And, to deal plainly,
        I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Methinks I should know you, and know this man; Yet I am doubtful for I am mainly ignorant What place this is; and all the skill I have Remembers not these garments; nor I know not Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me; For, as I am a man, I think this lady
To be my child Cordelia.

CORDELIA        And so I am, I am.

KING LEAR       Be your tears wet? yes, 'faith. I pray, weep not:
        If you have poison for me, I will drink it.
        I know you do not love me; for your sisters
        Have, as I do remember, done me wrong:
        You have some cause, they have not.

CORDELIA        No cause, no cause.

KING LEAR       Am I in France?

KENT                      In your own kingdom, sir.

KING LEAR       Do not abuse me.

Doctor

Be comforted, good madam: the great rage, You see, is kill'd in him: and yet it is danger To make him even o'er the time he has lost. Desire him to go in; trouble him no more Till further settling.

CORDELIA        Will't please your highness walk?

KING LEAR       You must bear with me:
        Pray you now, forget and forgive: I am old and foolish.

[Exeunt all but KENT and Gentleman]

Gentleman       Holds it true, sir, that the Duke of Cornwall was so slain?

KENT    Most certain, sir.

Gentleman       Who is conductor of his people?

KENT    As 'tis said, the bastard son of Gloucester.

Gentleman       They say Edgar, his banished son, is with the Earl
        of Kent in Germany.

KENT

Report is changeable. 'Tis time to look about; the powers of the kingdom approach apace.

Gentleman       The arbitrement is like to be bloody. Fare you
        well, sir.

[Exit]

KENT

My point and period will be throughly wrought, Or well or ill, as this day's battle's fought.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

[Enter, with drum and colours, EDMUND, REGAN, Gentlemen, and Soldiers.

EDMUND

Know of the duke if his last purpose hold, Or whether since he is advised by aught To change the course: he's full of alteration And self-reproving: bring his constant pleasure.

[To a Gentleman, who goes out]

REGAN

Now, sweet lord,
You know the goodness I intend upon you: Tell me--but truly--but then speak the truth, Do you not love my sister?

REGAN

But have you never found my brother's way To the forfended place?

REGAN

I am doubtful that you have been conjunct And bosom'd with her, as far as we call hers.

REGAN

I never shall endure her: dear my lord,
Be not familiar with her.

EDMUND

Fear me not:
She and the duke her husband!

[Enter, with drum and colours, ALBANY, GONERIL, and Soldiers]

GONERIL

[Aside] I had rather lose the battle than that sister Should loosen him and me.

ALBANY

Our very loving sister, well be-met.
Sir, this I hear; the king is come to his daughter, With others whom the rigor of our state Forced to cry out. Where I could not be honest, I never yet was valiant: for this business, It toucheth us, as France invades our land, Not bolds the king, with others, whom, I fear, Most just and heavy causes make oppose.

GONERIL

Combine together 'gainst the enemy;
For these domestic and particular broils Are not the question here.

ALBANY

Let's then determine
With the ancient of war on our proceedings.

[As they are going out, enter EDGAR disguised]

EDGAR

If e'er your grace had speech with man so poor, Hear me one word.

ALBANY                    I'll overtake you. Speak.

[Exeunt all but ALBANY and EDGAR]

EDGAR

Before you fight the battle, ope this letter. If you have victory, let the trumpet sound For him that brought it: wretched though I seem, I can produce a champion that will prove What is avouched there. If you miscarry, Your business of the world hath so an end, And machination ceases. Fortune love you.

EDGAR

I was forbid it.
When time shall serve, let but the herald cry, And I'll appear again.

[Exit EDGAR]
[Re-enter EDMUND]

EDMUND

The enemy's in view; draw up your powers. Here is the guess of their true strength and forces By diligent discovery; but your haste Is now urged on you.

[Exit]

EDMUND

To both these sisters have I sworn my love; Each jealous of the other, as the stung Are of the adder. Which of them shall I take? Both? one? or neither? Neither can be enjoy'd, If both remain alive: to take the widow Exasperates, makes mad her sister Goneril; And hardly shall I carry out my side, Her husband being alive. Now then we'll use His countenance for the battle; which being done, Let her who would be rid of him devise His speedy taking off. As for the mercy Which he intends to Lear and to Cordelia, The battle done, and they within our power, Shall never see his pardon; for my state Stands on me to defend, not to debate.

[Exit]
KING LEAR

SCENE II        A field between the two camps.

[Alarum within. Enter, with drum and colours, KING LEAR, CORDELIA, and Soldiers, over the stage; and exeunt]
[Enter EDGAR and GLOUCESTER]

EDGAR

Here, father, take the shadow of this tree For your good host; pray that the right may thrive: If ever I return to you again, I'll bring you comfort.

GLOUCESTER      Grace go with you, sir!

[Exit EDGAR]
[Alarum and retreat within. Re-enter EDGAR]

EDGAR

Away, old man; give me thy hand; away!
King Lear hath lost, he and his daughter ta'en: Give me thy hand; come on.

GLOUCESTER      No farther, sir; a man may rot even here.

EDGAR

What, in ill thoughts again? Men must endure Their going hence, even as their coming hither; Ripeness is all: come on.

GLOUCESTER      And that's true too.

[Exeunt]
KING LEAR

SCENE III       The British camp near Dover.

[Enter, in conquest, with drum and colours, EDMUND, KING LEAR and CORDELIA, prisoners; Captain, Soldiers, &c]

EDMUND

Some officers take them away: good guard, Until their greater pleasures first be known That are to censure them.

CORDELIA        We are not the first
        Who, with best meaning, have incurr'd the worst.
        For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down;
        Myself could else out-frown false fortune's frown.
        Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters?

KING LEAR       No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison:
        We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage:
        When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
        And ask of thee forgiveness: so we'll live,
        And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh

At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too, Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out; And take upon's the mystery of things,
As if we were God's spies: and we'll wear out, In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones, That ebb and flow by the moon.

KING LEAR       Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia,
        The gods themselves throw incense. Have I caught thee?
        He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven,
        And fire us hence like foxes. Wipe thine eyes;
        The good-years shall devour them, flesh and fell,

Ere they shall make us weep: we'll see 'em starve first. Come.
[Exeunt KING LEAR and CORDELIA, guarded]

EDMUND

Come hither, captain; hark.
Take thou this note;

[Giving a paper]
go follow them to prison:
One step I have advanced thee; if thou dost As this instructs thee, thou dost make thy way To noble fortunes: know thou this, that men Are as the time is: to be tender-minded
Does not become a sword: thy great employment Will not bear question; either say thou'lt do 't, Or thrive by other means.

EDMUND

About it; and write happy when thou hast done. Mark, I say, instantly; and carry it so As I have set it down.

Captain

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work, I'll do 't.

[Exit]
[Flourish. Enter ALBANY, GONERIL, REGAN, another Captain, and Soldiers]

ALBANY

Sir, you have shown to-day your valiant strain, And fortune led you well: you have the captives That were the opposites of this day's strife: We do require them of you, so to use them As we shall find their merits and our safety May equally determine.

EDMUND

Sir, I thought it fit
To send the old and miserable king To some retention and appointed guard; Whose age has charms in it, whose title more, To pluck the common bosom on his side, An turn our impress'd lances in our eyes Which do command them. With him I sent the queen; My reason all the same; and they are ready To-morrow, or at further space, to appear Where you shall hold your session. At this time We sweat and bleed: the friend hath lost his friend; And the best quarrels, in the heat, are cursed By those that feel their sharpness: The question of Cordelia and her father Requires a fitter place.

ALBANY

Sir, by your patience,
I hold you but a subject of this war, Not as a brother.

REGAN                     That's as we list to grace him.
        Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded,
        Ere you had spoke so far. He led our powers;
        Bore the commission of my place and person;
        The which immediacy may well stand up,

And call itself your brother.

GONERIL

Not so hot:
In his own grace he doth exalt himself, More than in your addition.

REGAN

In my rights,
By me invested, he compeers the best.

GONERIL

Holla, holla!
That eye that told you so look'd but a-squint.

REGAN

Lady, I am not well; else I should answer From a full-flowing stomach. General, Take thou my soldiers, prisoners, patrimony; Dispose of them, of me; the walls are thine: Witness the world, that I create thee here My lord and master.

ALBANY

Stay yet; hear reason. Edmund, I arrest thee On capital treason; and, in thine attaint, This gilded serpent

[Pointing to Goneril]
For your claim, fair sister,
I bar it in the interest of my wife:
'Tis she is sub-contracted to this lord,
And I, her husband, contradict your bans. If you will marry, make your loves to me, My lady is bespoke.

ALBANY

Thou art arm'd, Gloucester: let the trumpet sound: If none appear to prove upon thy head Thy heinous, manifest, and many treasons, There is my pledge;

[Throwing down a glove]
I'll prove it on thy heart,
Ere I taste bread, thou art in nothing less Than I have here proclaim'd thee.

[Throwing down a glove]
what in the world he is
That names me traitor, villain-like he lies: Call by thy trumpet: he that dares approach, On him, on you, who not? I will maintain
My truth and honour firmly.

EDMUND                    A herald, ho, a herald!

ALBANY

Trust to thy single virtue; for thy soldiers, All levied in my name, have in my name Took their discharge.

[Exit Regan, led]
[Enter a Herald]
Come hither, herald,--Let the trumpet sound, And read out this.

[A trumpet sounds]

Herald

[Reads] 'If any man of quality or degree within the lists of the army will maintain upon Edmund, supposed Earl of Gloucester, that he is a manifold traitor, let him appear by the third sound of the trumpet: he is bold in his defence.'

[First trumpet]

[Second trumpet]

[Third trumpet]
[Trumpet answers within]
[Enter EDGAR, at the third sound, armed, with a trumpet before him]

ALBANY

Ask him his purposes, why he appears
Upon this call o' the trumpet.

Herald

What are you?
Your name, your quality? and why you answer This present summons?

EDGAR

Know, my name is lost;
By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit: Yet am I noble as the adversary I come to cope.

ALBANY                    Which is that adversary?

EDGAR

Draw thy sword,
That, if my speech offend a noble heart, Thy arm may do thee justice: here is mine. Behold, it is the privilege of mine honours, My oath, and my profession: I protest, Maugre thy strength, youth, place, and eminence, Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune, Thy valour and thy heart, thou art a traitor; False to thy gods, thy brother, and thy father; Conspirant 'gainst this high-illustrious prince; And, from the extremest upward of thy head To the descent and dust below thy foot, A most toad-spotted traitor. Say thou 'No,' This sword, this arm, and my best spirits, are bent To prove upon thy heart, whereto I speak, Thou liest.

EDMUND

In wisdom I should ask thy name;
But, since thy outside looks so fair and warlike, And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes, What safe and nicely I might well delay By rule of knighthood, I disdain and spurn: Back do I toss these treasons to thy head; With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart; Which, for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise, This sword of mine shall give them instant way, Where they shall rest for ever. Trumpets, speak!

[Alarums. They fight. EDMUND falls]

GONERIL

This is practise, Gloucester:
By the law of arms thou wast not bound to answer An unknown opposite; thou art not vanquish'd, But cozen'd and beguiled.

ALBANY

Shut your mouth, dame,
Or with this paper shall I stop it: Hold, sir: Thou worse than any name, read thine own evil: No tearing, lady: I perceive you know it.

[Gives the letter to EDMUND]

GONERIL

Say, if I do, the laws are mine, not thine: Who can arraign me for't.

ALBANY

Most monstrous! oh!
Know'st thou this paper?

[Exit]

EDMUND

What you have charged me with, that have I done; And more, much more; the time will bring it out: 'Tis past, and so am I. But what art thou That hast this fortune on me? If thou'rt noble, I do forgive thee.

EDGAR                     Let's exchange charity.
        I am no less in blood than thou art, Edmund;
        If more, the more thou hast wrong'd me.
        My name is Edgar, and thy father's son.
        The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices

Make instruments to plague us:
The dark and vicious place where thee he got Cost him his eyes.

EDMUND                    Thou hast spoken right, 'tis true;
        The wheel is come full circle: I am here.

ALBANY

Methought thy very gait did prophesy
A royal nobleness: I must embrace thee: Let sorrow split my heart, if ever I Did hate thee or thy father!

ALBANY

Where have you hid yourself?
How have you known the miseries of your father?

EDGAR

By nursing them, my lord. List a brief tale; And when 'tis told, O, that my heart would burst! The bloody proclamation to escape, That follow'd me so near,--O, our lives' sweetness! That we the pain of death would hourly die Rather than die at once!--taught me to shift Into a madman's rags; to assume a semblance That very dogs disdain'd: and in this habit Met I my father with his bleeding rings, Their precious stones new lost: became his guide, Led him, begg'd for him, saved him from despair; Never,--O fault!--reveal'd myself unto him, Until some half-hour past, when I was arm'd: Not sure, though hoping, of this good success, I ask'd his blessing, and from first to last Told him my pilgrimage: but his flaw'd heart, Alack, too weak the conflict to support! 'Twixt two extremes of passion, joy and grief, Burst smilingly.

EDMUND

This speech of yours hath moved me,
And shall perchance do good: but speak you on; You look as you had something more to say.

ALBANY

If there be more, more woeful, hold it in; For I am almost ready to dissolve, Hearing of this.

EDGAR                     This would have seem'd a period
        To such as love not sorrow; but another,
        To amplify too much, would make much more,
        And top extremity.
        Whilst I was big in clamour came there in a man,

Who, having seen me in my worst estate,
Shunn'd my abhorr'd society; but then, finding Who 'twas that so endured, with his strong arms He fastened on my neck, and bellow'd out
As he'ld burst heaven; threw him on my father; Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him That ever ear received: which in recounting His grief grew puissant and the strings of life Began to crack: twice then the trumpets sounded, And there I left him tranced.

EDGAR

Kent, sir, the banish'd Kent; who in disguise Follow'd his enemy king, and did him service Improper for a slave.

[Enter a Gentleman, with a bloody knife]

Gentleman       Help, help, O, help!

EDGAR   What means that bloody knife?

Gentleman       'Tis hot, it smokes;
        It came even from the heart of--O, she's dead!

Gentleman       Your lady, sir, your lady: and her sister
        By her is poisoned; she hath confess'd it.

EDMUND

I was contracted to them both: all three
Now marry in an instant.

ALBANY

Produce their bodies, be they alive or dead: This judgment of the heavens, that makes us tremble, Touches us not with pity.

[Exit Gentleman]
[Enter KENT]
O, is this he?
The time will not allow the compliment
Which very manners urges.

KENT

I am come
To bid my king and master aye good night: Is he not here?

ALBANY                    Great thing of us forgot!
        Speak, Edmund, where's the king? and where's Cordelia?
        See'st thou this object, Kent?

[The bodies of GONERIL and REGAN are brought in]

KENT    Alack, why thus?

EDMUND                    Yet Edmund was beloved:
        The one the other poison'd for my sake,
        And after slew herself.

EDMUND

I pant for life: some good I mean to do,
Despite of mine own nature. Quickly send, Be brief in it, to the castle; for my writ Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia: Nay, send in time.

ALBANY                    Run, run, O, run!

EDGAR

To who, my lord? Who hath the office? send Thy token of reprieve.

EDMUND

Well thought on: take my sword,
Give it the captain.

[Exit EDGAR]

EDMUND

He hath commission from thy wife and me
To hang Cordelia in the prison, and To lay the blame upon her own despair, That she fordid herself.

[EDMUND is borne off]
[Re-enter KING LEAR, with CORDELIA dead in his arms; EDGAR, Captain, and others following]

KING LEAR       Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stones:
        Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so
        That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
        I know when one is dead, and when one lives;
        She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking-glass;

If that her breath will mist or stain the stone, Why, then she lives.

KENT

Is this the promised end

KING LEAR       This feather stirs; she lives! if it be so,
        It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows
        That ever I have felt.

KENT    [Kneeling]  O my good master!

KING LEAR       Prithee, away.

EDGAR   'Tis noble Kent, your friend.

KING LEAR       A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all!
        I might have saved her; now she's gone for ever!
        Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little. Ha!
        What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft,
        Gentle, and low, an excellent thing in woman.

I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee.

KING LEAR       Did I not, fellow?
        I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion
        I would have made them skip: I am old now,
        And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you?
        Mine eyes are not o' the best: I'll tell you straight.

KENT

If fortune brag of two she loved and hated, One of them we behold.

KING LEAR       This is a dull sight. Are you not Kent?

KENT

The same,
Your servant Kent: Where is your servant Caius?

KING LEAR       He's a good fellow, I can tell you that;
        He'll strike, and quickly too: he's dead and rotten.

KENT    No, my good lord; I am the very man,--

KING LEAR       I'll see that straight.

KENT

That, from your first of difference and decay, Have follow'd your sad steps.

KING LEAR       You are welcome hither.

KENT

Nor no man else: all's cheerless, dark, and deadly. Your eldest daughters have fordone them selves, And desperately are dead.

KING LEAR       Ay, so I think.

ALBANY

He knows not what he says: and vain it is That we present us to him.

[Enter a Captain]

ALBANY

That's but a trifle here.
You lords and noble friends, know our intent. What comfort to this great decay may come Shall be applied: for us we will resign, During the life of this old majesty, To him our absolute power:

[To EDGAR and KENT]

                     you, to your rights:

With boot, and such addition as your honours Have more than merited. All friends shall taste The wages of their virtue, and all foes
The cup of their deservings. O, see, see!

KING LEAR       And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life!
        Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life,
        And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more,
        Never, never, never, never, never!
        Pray you, undo this button: thank you, sir.

Do you see this? Look on her, look, her lips, Look there, look there!
[Dies]

KENT

Break, heart; I prithee, break!

KENT

Vex not his ghost: O, let him pass! he hates him much That would upon the rack of this tough world Stretch him out longer.

KENT

The wonder is, he hath endured so long:
He but usurp'd his life.

ALBANY

Bear them from hence. Our present business Is general woe.

[To KENT and EDGAR]
Friends of my soul, you twain
Rule in this realm, and the gored state sustain.

KENT

I have a journey, sir, shortly to go;
My master calls me, I must not say no.

ALBANY

The weight of this sad time we must obey; Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say. The oldest hath borne most: we that are young Shall never see so much, nor live so long.

[Exeunt, with a dead march]